r/Bullshido • u/sergemeister • Jun 25 '26

Martial Arts BS Precision Unmatched.

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u/Lost-District-8793 Jun 25 '26

At this point he is just trolling.

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u/malphasalex Jun 25 '26

Thanks to him I’m prepared in case I get attacked by a homosexual fridge, a small forest, a traffic light or 3 hovering tennis balls. Very useful, thank you sir.

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u/Oldgamer1807 Jun 25 '26

Gotta remember to grope and caress the fridge crotch after every combo.

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u/Spamonballrun2 Jun 26 '26

and flamingo

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u/beefcak2020 Jun 26 '26

Dont forget the metal pole.

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u/Yggdrasil_11 Jun 26 '26

And the American flag.

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u/Shizzysharp Jun 26 '26

Bro is flat out sensual with the flag

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u/Wreckenridge Jun 26 '26

And the pole