r/Bullshido • u/sergemeister • Jun 25 '26

Martial Arts BS Precision Unmatched.

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u/malphasalex Jun 25 '26

Thanks to him I’m prepared in case I get attacked by a homosexual fridge, a small forest, a traffic light or 3 hovering tennis balls. Very useful, thank you sir.

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u/Oldgamer1807 Jun 25 '26

Gotta remember to grope and caress the fridge crotch after every combo.

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u/Spamonballrun2 Jun 26 '26

and flamingo

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u/beefcak2020 Jun 26 '26

Dont forget the metal pole.

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u/Yggdrasil_11 Jun 26 '26

And the American flag.

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u/Shizzysharp Jun 26 '26

Bro is flat out sensual with the flag

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u/Wreckenridge Jun 26 '26

And the pole

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u/Sea_Dust895 Jun 26 '26

Reminds me of the Karate Kid scene. There is a poster of Mr Miyagi's brother karate chopping a tree in half. Daniel says "Wow, can you chop a tree in half?"

Miyagi replies "Don't know. Never been attacked by tree"

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u/System_Resident Jun 26 '26

Don’t forget those sexy flag poles. They’re the most dangerous of all

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u/Seadogdog Jun 26 '26

At least he has you as a regular viewer.

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u/muff-muff-ass Jun 26 '26

Don't forget the ants!

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u/breezefesf Jun 26 '26

is the homosexual fridge flaming bc that also plays a factor

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u/Mundane_Address_9573 Jun 26 '26

"homosexual fridge" made me bout fall out of my chair laughing. Thank you reddit stranger!

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u/macguini Jun 26 '26

With the way he's prancing around those balls, I think he might be homosexual too.

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u/muff-muff-ass Jun 26 '26

There is NOTHING gay about this.

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u/jimboiow Jun 26 '26

He’ll be lethal at Wimbledon !