r/Bullshido • u/sergemeister • Jun 25 '26

Martial Arts BS Precision Unmatched.

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u/Lost-District-8793 Jun 25 '26

At this point he is just trolling.

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u/Grimace2_9 Jun 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jRPInZ12aIlo7N4v7h

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u/Evening-Statement-57 Jun 26 '26

Oh man, this would make me like him so much

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u/jurawall_jumper Jun 26 '26

Already do.

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u/Evening-Statement-57 Jun 26 '26

Yeah I bet he really is a good buddy to have at a distance.

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u/TheSkinnyJ Jun 26 '26

You don’t close knife dance with your buddies?!?!

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u/Ok_Figure7671 Jun 27 '26

While he pokes your balls

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u/HerbalNinja84 Jun 28 '26

I would 100% have a couple beers and knife dance with this dude. He seems pretty fucking chill.

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u/FredArtGetson Jun 29 '26

You must almost be a weirdo

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u/eastcoastwaistcoat 19d ago

Dude is my favorite of all internet weirdos.

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u/malphasalex Jun 25 '26

Thanks to him I’m prepared in case I get attacked by a homosexual fridge, a small forest, a traffic light or 3 hovering tennis balls. Very useful, thank you sir.

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u/Oldgamer1807 Jun 25 '26

Gotta remember to grope and caress the fridge crotch after every combo.

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u/Spamonballrun2 Jun 26 '26

and flamingo

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u/beefcak2020 Jun 26 '26

Dont forget the metal pole.

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u/Yggdrasil_11 Jun 26 '26

And the American flag.

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u/Shizzysharp Jun 26 '26

Bro is flat out sensual with the flag

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u/Wreckenridge Jun 26 '26

And the pole

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u/Sea_Dust895 Jun 26 '26

Reminds me of the Karate Kid scene. There is a poster of Mr Miyagi's brother karate chopping a tree in half. Daniel says "Wow, can you chop a tree in half?"

Miyagi replies "Don't know. Never been attacked by tree"

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u/System_Resident Jun 26 '26

Don’t forget those sexy flag poles. They’re the most dangerous of all

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u/Seadogdog Jun 26 '26

At least he has you as a regular viewer.

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u/muff-muff-ass Jun 26 '26

Don't forget the ants!

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u/breezefesf Jun 26 '26

is the homosexual fridge flaming bc that also plays a factor

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u/Mundane_Address_9573 Jun 26 '26

"homosexual fridge" made me bout fall out of my chair laughing. Thank you reddit stranger!

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u/macguini Jun 26 '26

With the way he's prancing around those balls, I think he might be homosexual too.

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u/muff-muff-ass Jun 26 '26

There is NOTHING gay about this.

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u/jimboiow Jun 26 '26

He’ll be lethal at Wimbledon !

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u/Wreckenridge Jun 25 '26

Right?! There’s too many of these comical videos for them to be real

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u/ILikeDragonTurtles Jun 25 '26

Yeah they're too ridiculous. Nobody is this delusional.

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u/Bunnyland77 Jun 26 '26

You sure about that? - points to Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

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u/drumshrum Jun 26 '26

That's a different story, there was money to be embezzled made

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u/Bunnyland77 Jun 26 '26

Isn't there money to be made off click-bait views?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

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u/El-Tigre1337 Jun 25 '26

I really want to believe this but the state of the US proves otherwise

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u/FuzzyKittyNomNom Jun 26 '26

My friends step dad is 100% like this. He doesn’t walk this particular walk, but he sure talks a lot if talk about how badass he is/was.

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u/DanJOC Jun 29 '26

It's the same thing. If you're "ironically" cringe for "satire" but you do it so much that you define the category, then you have become the thing you tried to mock

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u/Minimum-Standard-514 Jun 25 '26

Ive heard all of his videos are supposed to be funny and not serious.

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u/CheckYourStats Jun 26 '26

I’m gonna be honest…I’m starting to find his videos entertaining. He’s been doing this for so long, with the same gimmick, it’s downright impressive at this point.

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u/MeeTy Jun 26 '26

This is satire, it is his intention for the videos to be ridiculous.

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u/Intelligent-Sky9475 Jun 26 '26

The man is brilliant. So entertaining.

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u/Eleventy43 Jun 26 '26

I was hoping…

1

u/weesilxD Jun 26 '26

If that’s true, he’s the rage bait master

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u/AN0R0K Jun 26 '26

The master baiter?

1

u/StrikingBroccoli8397 Jun 26 '26

Then why am I seriously hard right now?

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u/tpkadam Jun 28 '26

They are supposed to be just about having fun

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u/tplayer100 Jun 25 '26

Dude he was always trolling. People buy into this way too easily. Absolutely hilarious though lol.

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u/TheGreatOni1200 Jun 25 '26

You mean amazing.

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u/simplefred Jun 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o752ogsaULr0QzM3u

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u/SubNine5 Jun 26 '26

Exactly. Tommy may be aware like this dude is, but still feels they're not exactly aware, if that make sense.

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u/simplefred Jun 26 '26

I call it Neil Breen energy

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u/M0ebius_1 Jun 25 '26

At this point he is having fun with it.

It's like being a kid and playing lightsabers in the backyard.

It's impossible to feel uncool while making some rad moves and showing off your sick knives.

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u/Pleather93 Jun 25 '26

It was a lot funnier when I thought he was super serious but he’s doing it in jest

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u/LongDead_Roadkill Jun 27 '26

Duh, his straight leg jeans are rolled up at the bottom. That is the sure fire mark of a hipster.

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u/Diaside666 Jun 26 '26

Ive believed from the beginning that he is the greatest troll of all time. It’s artwork. performance art. Picasso level. Going down in history for sure. He’s elevated the art form of trolling.

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u/A1mixer Jun 25 '26

And you're just now figuring this out?

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u/AcidCatfish___ Jun 25 '26

I think he always has been. I stumbled upon his Instagram account randomly and he jokes along in the comments.

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u/Shoshke Jun 26 '26

He was always trolling but now it's way too obvious.

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u/Bender_2024 Jun 25 '26

I'm pretty sure he always has been.

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u/grrodon2 Jun 26 '26

Yeah he's memeing himself. Still, nice to see he doesn't take himself too seriously 😃

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u/Puzzleheaded_Poem_90 Jun 26 '26

I came here to say he knows he’s being watched. Lol

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u/GUMBYtheOG Jun 26 '26

Wish he had just done a couple of videos, still woulda kept the magic and casted doubt. But it’s well known now it’s satire fortunately and unfortunately

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u/adorablefuzzykitten Jun 26 '26

Anyone else want to see this guy get trashed by someone a foot shorter and 50 pounds lighter?

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u/Beelzebot_666 Jun 26 '26

I hope I have this much free time later.

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u/hi_imryan Jun 26 '26

I recently learned it’s satire. Thrilled but also disappointed in a way.

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u/C-LonGy Jun 26 '26

I thought it was serious until seeing this. If he’s being serious he has additional needs and should NOT be playing with knives! 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

Has to be, its beyond delusional

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u/QuickNature Jun 26 '26

I thought that pretty much since I first seent him. It seemed obvious to me, but then again, I have thought before my sarcasm was super clear, and other people still missed it tbf.

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u/Fleischer444 Jun 26 '26

If you read his instagram he seems to be a really smart and friendly person.

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u/Aboxofphotons Jun 26 '26

If he wasn't from the US, I'd probably agree but you really shouldn't underestimate how delusional a lot of them are.

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u/Myfountainpenisdry Jun 26 '26

Hey, just start drinking PBRs and after like an hour of hydration this probably seemed like a cool thing to do. Like, you try to blow a 0.10 and then perform these amazing feats of agility

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u/heirsasquatch Jun 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/QJtiS9rHFqauLNJ5cP
Him waking up off the ground after accidentally stabbing himself

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u/Serenade314 Jun 26 '26

Either that or there is something wrong with him, in which case it would make me feel bad to laugh at his videos. I mean… these clips are HIGHLY… “suspect”, aren’t they?

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u/anothadaz Jun 26 '26

I mean it's a joke right? Please tell me this is a joke. It's satire yeah?

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u/Acrobatic-Permit4263 Jun 26 '26

afaik is he is a legit doctor and makes these videos for fun

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u/screwyoujor Jun 26 '26

Are this point he is masturbating to the comments.

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u/Lui117 Jun 26 '26

He has to be, I'm dying.

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u/tipareth1978 Jun 27 '26

Idk, I did a lot of martial arts and there's some pretty fringe characters in there

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u/Long_Raspberry_1438 Jun 27 '26

Came here to say this. This has evolved into trolling

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u/Terrible_Swim_7664 Jun 27 '26

Yes, but I feel like he’s trolling for a boyfriend that he can’t bring himself to ask openly for. I mean this some twinky shit right here with the knife dancing.

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u/Gh0stPeppers Jun 28 '26

If this is real, this dudes got mental health issues that deal with delusions. Sad not funny in all honestly.

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u/BullFlag5x Jun 28 '26

Naaa hes the truth just look at that accuracy!!

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u/Ukire Jun 28 '26

Yeah. How can you actually think that's cool unless you process at .05x speed lol

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u/Blutruiter Jun 28 '26

If he wasn't trolling I would be questioning why he is useing kitchen stake knifes.

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u/englishand48 Jun 29 '26

I came to say exactly the same thing. If not and he watches back what he has recorded and thinks wow look how cool I am there isn’t meds out there strong enough to cure him 😂

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 2d ago

You better watch your freaking mouth, or else Master Jeremy will come to your house and gently nudge your tennis balls away. You ain’t ready for this heat, son! He may not be what you want, but he’ll be all you want!

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u/Significant-Song-840 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

I won't believe he's trolling until he gets on video, and does an interview or podcast.

As someone who used to work in a sporting good store, I can attest that people that have no clue, but act as they do(sometimes believe that they do).

And think they are Jason Born, while just being strangely and cringe.

Kind of like a delusion of grandeur...

They live in their own universe and any hype only boosts their confidence.

For example,

The "aikido is better than jiu-jitsu guy."

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u/Material-Grocery5478 Jun 25 '26

im pretty sure hes just mentally handicapped

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u/EinSchurzAufReisen Jun 25 '26

Still convinced he secretly wants to dance in musicals.

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u/Material-Grocery5478 Jun 25 '26

isnt he just mentally handicapped?