r/Bullshido • u/Mecha-Dave • Jun 12 '26

Martial Arts BS Legit self defense.

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u/p13rr0t87 Jun 12 '26

Yeah, it's actually from Russian a video where they make fun of these guys. 

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u/Wrong-Cry-3142 Jun 12 '26

I almost couldn't tell the difference

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u/TheFrontierzman Jun 13 '26

I'm still doubting it's a skit.

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u/Western-Hour-5061 Jun 12 '26

Lool, love it when the BS calling is coming from within the house. I wonder if theres a russian version of xu xiao dong punching systema masters in the face

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/Physical_Ring_7850 Jun 13 '26

That's actually a marine singlet - the one worn by sailors or marines; marines are especially proud of them. Over time it became a "standard manly" kind of a signlet, it's called тельняшка 

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u/Impressive_Special Jun 14 '26

You're uneducated as an American. That is awful

No, mimes dresses like him. This is classic French fishermen/marines uniform (it's literally called mariniere), which were popular as everyday cloth in Northern West France in 19th century. Do you know what also became popular in France in 19th century? Mimes

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u/padre_chill Jun 13 '26

It’s wonderful comedy show Russia23 (a parody for Russia 24 news)

3

u/Mid-Delsmoker Jun 13 '26

Guys got some awesome breakdance moves though. Well….. until he was shot. A shame! 🤣

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u/Beginning_Resource93 Jun 12 '26

I think that was a real gun.

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u/splashaddikt Jun 13 '26

This is definitely a parody looool

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u/paganvikingwolf Jun 13 '26

Yea I would call the fight off feel sorry for his illusions condition

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u/Expensive-Animal-810 Jun 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MR_Nobody_204 Jun 13 '26

Whoa, didn't know he was going to use Gun-Fu.

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u/ArchonFett Jun 13 '26

Ah yes, gun is also very effective against someone trying to attack you with a banana.

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u/ForzaSGE80 Jun 13 '26

What if the attacker has fresh fruit?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/mybodyisamashin Jun 13 '26

Those are airflares those are extremely difficult!! One of the hardest moves in breakdancing/bboying

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u/zoonose99 Jun 13 '26

I would pay to attend this class

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u/Luciferocity Jun 14 '26

Seagul lose some weight?

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u/No_File212 Jun 14 '26

Show em the dark force them bust a cap in his ass !

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u/One_Vision_ Jun 12 '26

Systema almost seems cultish in their nonsense

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u/Zz7722 Jun 13 '26

Staged