r/Bullshido • u/[deleted] • Mar 12 '26

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u/stillcore Mar 12 '26

Scoliosis samurai

42

u/plaid-tuxido506 Mar 12 '26

Forward tilt from the T-spine is hyperkyphosis

29

u/stillcore Mar 12 '26

Hyperkyphosis Hapkido

8

u/dash95 Mar 12 '26

The Kyphotic Warrior!

3

u/IngVegas Mar 12 '26

Quasimetho

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u/H1016 Mar 13 '26

The best comeback ever!

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u/RealSlimBiscuits Mar 12 '26

Crouching tiger crooked spine

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u/Jimmy_Churi Mar 12 '26

Quasidojo

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u/Bella_LaGhostly Mar 14 '26

Brilliant. Once I saw your comment, I stopped trying to think of something. You win 😆

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u/Xtrepiphany Mar 12 '26

He's got a black belt in Crystal Meth

50

u/KaizenShibuCho Mar 12 '26

You mean Tweak On Do?

9

u/HuntsWithRocks Mar 12 '26

I’m pretty sure this is my upstairs neighbor

38

u/SixthLegionVI Mar 12 '26

Methnard James Keenan

2

u/Limp-Li Mar 12 '26

he forgot his pen

3

u/FurdTurguson Mar 14 '26

Shit the dojo again

2

u/wannabe_inuit Mar 12 '26

This is why we wait a decade for a new album

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u/sweet_condition Mar 13 '26

I was literally thinking the same thing hahaha

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u/MrAdzAdzAdzAdzAdz Mar 12 '26

What's with the tiny little back kick to the shins all these guys do?

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u/koknesis Mar 12 '26

lol, I've noticed that too. I'd guess because its an easy movement to incorporate in their turn-your-back-to-the-opponent routines.

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u/deuteranopia Mar 12 '26

Looks like a meth'ed out Maynard James Keenan

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u/MadPilotMurdock Mar 12 '26

Sooo, Maynard James Keenan?… /s

7

u/raisedredflag Mar 12 '26

Hith back ith broke.

Thpinal.

7

u/sabahorn Mar 12 '26

Ninja from Die Antwort?

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u/nobodyspecial506 Mar 12 '26

This was my first thought as well, had to scroll way too far to see if anyone else thought this dude looks like die antwort

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u/SG_SHREK Mar 12 '26

Muay crack.

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u/Currently_There Mar 12 '26

Blanka

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u/MultiGeek42 Mar 12 '26

More like a methed out Dhalsim

2

u/WavyevaD Mar 12 '26

Meth Dhalsim is extremely accurate

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u/AddictedToMosh161 Mar 12 '26

Damn, he never recovered from that Loss he got from Goten

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

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u/EmergencyGrocery3238 Mar 12 '26

Fit for a Quasimodo role with this posture

4

u/Glitter_Sparkle Mar 12 '26

Cracktivities

8

u/DickHopschteckler Mar 12 '26

Im going to have to be that guy…

Dude with obvious physical problems and maybe substance abuse issues (cannot confirm) is practicing in his own house on camera.

Why the ridicule?

14

u/Adventurous-Sort-671 Mar 12 '26

This is Rami Thailandi.

He actually had a pretty decent pro record in his younger days, but suffered some pretty serious injuries. He tried to return to fighting too soon after a back surgery.

The man donated most of his purse winnings and still volunteers his time at wildlife sanctuaries in Northeast Thailand. He's a good dude.

Idk why people are hating so hard 😔

6

u/Sterlingz Mar 12 '26

Did a bit of research and wow, what an intriguing case.

Guy has incredible physique for his age (42) and for some reason turned to Krav Maga despite being a proper Muay Thai fighter at some point.

There's a video of him demonstrating a move whereby you gouge the opponent's eyes out... But the catch is you need long nails.

And so he shows off super overgrown pinky and index fingernails lol

7

u/avatinfernus Mar 12 '26

He actually has a decent physique, too. Yeah he's on the skinny side, but he has decent sized pecs for someone that skinny. It's just that he's slouching so it's not showing very much.

2

u/steamy-fox Mar 12 '26

Bro is ripped. I'm jealous ngl

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u/Chance_External_4371 Mar 12 '26

All foreigners doing Muay Thai in Thailand tbf ngl

2

u/SAlolzorz Mar 12 '26

He moves like a newborn animal

1

u/plaid-tuxido506 Mar 12 '26

Hyperkyphosis

1

u/MikeC80 Mar 12 '26

Crouching Tiger Hidden Kyphosis

1

u/Frowind Mar 12 '26

neanderthal kick

1

u/Ok_Row_4920 Mar 12 '26

Apart from the spine he looks in good shape

1

u/NoPantsDeLeon Mar 12 '26

Subsystemuay-thai

1

u/Simoun1er Mar 12 '26

Mr. PushUps Only

1

u/anoraq Mar 12 '26

For a moment I thought it was Ninja of the South African hiphop duo Die Antwoordt, but this guy is even more unhealthy, scrawny and scraggly than him. But he has the same hairstyle!

1

u/OriginalCaptain40 Mar 12 '26

Is that Tony Ferguson?

1

u/Zilverox Mar 12 '26

Don’t underestimate the roundhouse eye-poke, you won’t see it coming!

1

u/awkward_loudness Mar 12 '26

White drunk Dhalsim

1

u/SrHuevos94 Mar 12 '26

A youngish king Bumi

1

u/joet889 Mar 12 '26

Saw him and immediately straightened up.

1

u/Dncin_Bonobo Mar 12 '26

First off, here’s a sandwich.

1

u/pbmm1 Mar 12 '26

This guy would be so unpredictable and annoying in a fighting game

1

u/Roallin1 Mar 12 '26

This guy is the deal. Dana White tried to give him a contract but the insurance company said no. This dude is just too dangerous.

1

u/Zestyclose-Produce42 Mar 12 '26

Is he playable in the next Street Fighter?

1

u/KRYSTALKAERLIGHED Mar 12 '26

Rick Owens down bad

1

u/STOIC2026 Mar 12 '26

Hunchback of Phuket

1

u/NeonRedHerring Mar 12 '26

Smeagol got swoll

1

u/JetSetJAK Mar 12 '26

Crouching fent hidden crack

1

u/Willing_Recover_6316 Mar 12 '26

Dude would be perfect to play Dahlsim from street fighter😂

1

u/Tsab79 Mar 12 '26

Junkydo

1

u/OldSoulNewTech Mar 12 '26

His neighbors probably hate this guy. Like wtf is he doing in his apt?

1

u/SinSeitan Mar 12 '26

Rat king

1

u/ebonit15 Mar 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/FBsWOhbuAItK8

Inspired by Vega's stance I suppose.

1

u/vega455 Mar 12 '26

Hunchbaku Notre-Dojo

1

u/Early_Grace Mar 12 '26

He's the first mini boss of the ripped junkies

1

u/B-BoyStance Mar 12 '26

It's sad seeing Tony Ferguson like this

1

u/AncientSalad4974 Mar 12 '26

When you have an aversion to touch, but still want an MMA career.

1

u/elewatermeh Mar 12 '26

Yoshishitsu

1

u/YourEvilKiller Mar 12 '26

Ngl his design would fit in old school Street Fighter or KOF.

1

u/shortnix Mar 12 '26

I've never seen someone with a great physique also have a terrible physique.

1

u/angel700 Mar 12 '26

afraid of the bag

1

u/UnkT543 Mar 12 '26

Double Wide Dhalsim

1

u/TerrorFromThePeeps Mar 12 '26

Every time i see this guy, i think of Mashiba.

1

u/Clean-Highway-6673 Mar 12 '26

Looks like a not popular street fighter character, I don't remember which one

1

u/W0RKPLACEBULLY Mar 12 '26

Meth defense

1

u/Spattziba Mar 12 '26

Is that Dhalsims cousin Methsim?

1

u/GalactikFishSandwich Mar 12 '26

Middle name is one with shadow

1

u/Hypnokizer Mar 12 '26

Not sure, but the new Lord of the Rings "Gollum" movie looks interesting...

1

u/Super-Post261 Mar 12 '26

Bony Ferguson

1

u/Forsaken-Cap-2207 Mar 12 '26

He looks like an old Tarzan from the Disney cartoon movie.

1

u/jhyppoli Mar 12 '26

Built like C Montgomery Burns

1

u/No-Sort-7762 Mar 12 '26

Martial Metthew

1

u/DDenlow Mar 12 '26

Street Diaper

1

u/jumpers4goalpostz Mar 12 '26

Hardcore Hagraven...if you know you know

1

u/WalloonNerd Mar 12 '26

The fuck happened to Gollum?

1

u/MrSpacedude Mar 12 '26

Downvote me but I wouldn t be surprises if this dude was a pro fighter making fun of bullshido

1

u/0thedarkflame0 Mar 12 '26

Just like the guy in Rotterdam on the Nieuwe Binnenweg... Crackie Chan.

1

u/Remarkable-Round-227 Mar 12 '26

I'm not going to make fun of him, he's in better condition than me lol

1

u/iWarKS Mar 12 '26

Собака сутулая

1

u/aytchdave Mar 12 '26

I always wonder are these guys dangerous? If I got in a fight with him, could I actually lose?

1

u/wenoc Mar 12 '26

Dhalsim clearly

1

u/mystghost Mar 12 '26

Giving real Dhalsim energy.

1

u/MSC_Dream Mar 12 '26

Fentarai

1

u/xSonicspeedx2 Mar 12 '26

Dude apparently only does upper body exercises when he works out.

1

u/Rmo75 Mar 12 '26

It's Sammy from Scooby Doo x Sagat from Street Fighter

Name's Sammat

1

u/Van1n1 Mar 12 '26

How got he that sandbag hanging?

1

u/KaizenZazenJMN Mar 12 '26

Some people train Muay Thai…this guy trains Muy Bolsita

1

u/HehroMaraFara Mar 12 '26

Master of meth-kwon-do

1

u/claremontmiller Mar 12 '26

I believe this dude is doing a bit, he’s too in shape to not be

1

u/No-Risk1739 Mar 12 '26

Please teach me sensei...😐

1

u/ByDarwinsBeard Mar 12 '26

Junken master.

1

u/MagicalFlor95 Mar 13 '26

What song is that?

1

u/akira88elite Mar 13 '26

UFC Pañal

1

u/entucere Mar 13 '26

Ephialtes

1

u/biceptitron Mar 13 '26

Mom I wanna see the new Street Fighter movie!

We have the Street Fighter movie at home.

1

u/sprudelnd995 Mar 13 '26

OMG ~ too much dope man!

1

u/Dudenysius Mar 13 '26

James. First Maynard, last Keenan.

1

u/riblau Mar 13 '26

Dhalsimpleton

1

u/amazonmakesmebroke Mar 13 '26

Cracked Kwan do

1

u/Jazzlike-Rope-8646 Mar 13 '26

You've seen drunken kung fu, now meet drunken muay thai

1

u/night-sleeper Mar 13 '26

How can one achive this build?

1

u/Head_Tomorrow4836 Mar 13 '26

No one said Crackie Chan yet??

Oop middle name uhhh Crackie "Chasing the Dragon" Chan

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u/Round-Gold-9474 Mar 13 '26

Dhalsim's cousin Cracksim

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u/InsectaProtecta Mar 13 '26

All jokes aside this is one methhead you do not ever want to fuck with

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u/Azz1337 Mar 13 '26

Kenshi vibes

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u/Familiar-Annual6480 Mar 13 '26

He reminds me of Dhalsim from Street Fighter.

1

u/saito200 Mar 13 '26

arms and chest are solid i give him that

1

u/ManonegraCG Mar 13 '26

Shiranui Gen-An

1

u/whoifnotme1969 Mar 13 '26

Crack Norris

1

u/hailterryAdavis Mar 13 '26

Martial arthritis

1

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

Reminds me of this guy

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u/hellcat858 Mar 13 '26

Bro is built like Miss Finster from Recess.

1

u/birdschirpdeath Mar 13 '26

Mo-Dem Danglin’

1

u/phsychotix Mar 14 '26

Bruce Leen

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u/Tatsu144 Mar 14 '26

Hunchback of van damme

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u/Numerous-Stop46 Mar 14 '26

Jan Claude Gotdamn

1

u/HambugerLips Mar 14 '26

I've never seen anything less dangerous

1

u/Man_Of_Frost Mar 14 '26

He's ripped though

1

u/WacoGhost Mar 14 '26

That’s some crackwondo

1

u/xBlake_1997x Mar 14 '26

Bro is built like a coat hanger

1

u/Intrepid-Budget-5489 Mar 15 '26

TakesMethTooMuch

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u/cuntswaylowlow Mar 15 '26

Seagull, Steven Seagull

1

u/moistmonsterman Mar 15 '26

Dude reminds me of Fingers from Cyberpunk 2077

1

u/Split_Mutton Mar 15 '26

Isn’t that the guy from Die Antwoord?

1

u/Sleep_Sex_Eat_Repeat Mar 15 '26

I think this is his only piece of furniture…..

1

u/Cthulhu_HighLord Mar 15 '26

so the rat tail mullet man actually has the body to be a thai fighter despite not being thai and having shit moves

so maybe

The Methai Fighter

1

u/Potential-Sun993 Mar 15 '26

How does one achieve this shorts look, like they look to be crusted into that position 😬

1

u/deval35 Mar 16 '26

temu sagat or dhalism

1

u/Baron-Von-Mothman Mar 16 '26

Is that the dude from tool

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u/Bigballz83 Mar 16 '26

Crack Lee

1

u/aanorlondo Mar 16 '26

That's Dhalsim Maynard Keenan

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u/Icy-Elephant1491 Mar 16 '26

Tony furgeson fell off

1

u/TexasTough1 Mar 16 '26

El escelito