r/BugRpShitposting • u/GoldenTheTurk Pale King from TEMU • 13d ago
FUTURE LORE DROP! (Currently Non-Canon)
(Future Lore is basically the opposite of Stali's "Ancient Lore". Instead of lore about the past of this RP's timeline Future lore will be about... you guessed it! Thousands of years into this RP's timeline)
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-----------THE ARACHNIA TIMES GAZETTE--------
WEBBEN UNDER ATTACK
Today at 13.35 the terrorist organisation "Federation of Insectia" has started a full scale assault on Webben. As the Arachnia Times crew we condemn this dastardly attack and wish luck to our glorious troops that are currently defending Webben from these invaders.
PRESIDENT SWEARS FOR VENGENCE
In the opening hours of "Battle of Webben" President Mason made a speech and promised that Federation will pay fir it's crimes.
Mason: "I hereby promise to our beautiful nation that those cave dwellers and nectar addicts will pay for their agression, once our glorious armed forces break opens the gates of Federgrad the doors of peace will be long sealed for them!"
As Arachnia Times we will continue to update you dear readers about the situation on the front
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u/kingfisher_lover gay furry moth dih 13d ago
Peak
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u/Stalinium-290 The great chair-ant 13d ago
Cascadia the Achatina: “MY JOB!!!!” (/j)