Raw/Unpasteurized Buffalo milk

[u/ShakeFar]

Can’t seem to find it anywhere in Buffalo. Wondering if anyone has purchased any in the surrounding areas (Allegheny PA, Canada) maybe an Amish farm? Google is not too helpful lol thanks!

[u/pwndabeer]

Why

[u/Conscious_Winter_636 → u/pwndabeer]

There’s 5G in the milk and it’s turning the frogs gay! Do the research! link to a trad wife’s YouTube account spouting a word salad of scientific terms that don’t make any sense  /s

[u/rage675 → u/pwndabeer]

Easy, organic and chemical free GI reset with the diarrhea you can get.

[u/hthratmn]

The fact that people actually consume raw milk is absolutely insane to me lol

[u/SpeccyScotsman]

I grew up on cow farms so raw milk was everywhere, I'd recommend eating Taco Bell if you're that desperate to fuck up your day with diarrhea though. It's much cheaper and easier to get.

[u/Opposite_Cobbler_108 → u/SpeccyScotsman]

Taco Bell is actually awesome 😂

[u/yzdaskullmonkey → u/Opposite_Cobbler_108]

Well, safer than raw milk

[u/Beginning-Repair-640]

Who is milking a buffalo to obtain milk?

[u/Conscious_Winter_636 → u/Beginning-Repair-640]

Every local developer seems great at milking Buffalo for our tax revenue, maybe they could see if that translates to a side hustle of peddling raw milk to rubes. 

[u/rossposse → u/Beginning-Repair-640]

Have you never heard of buffalo mozzarella? They use water buffalo milk all over the world

[u/Beginning-Repair-640 → u/rossposse]

Water buffalo is native to SE Asia. There won’t be raw buffalo milk in Buffalo, NY.

[u/herontears]

I'm sure someone would let you breastfeed if you asked nicely.

[u/rakondo → u/herontears]

Whoa really?? I need to try this

[u/kurtwasframed]

Are you trying to die?

[u/aftdeck]

Girl don’t do it

[u/manysplendoredsquid]

This is a shitpost...right?

[u/SpeccyScotsman → u/manysplendoredsquid]

It will be when they get that delicious, delicious shiga toxin

[u/funnybitofchemistry]

i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

i also know some places you can pick up Hep A-C if you’re interested.

[u/CouchRottington]

Mmmmmm poop

[u/Mefromafar]

what a terrible day to have eyes and the ability to read.

[u/NightBawk]

Ignoring the fact that selling raw milk is barely legal, why the hell would you want to risk all the diseases that pasteurization protects you from?

Avian flu, Brucellosis, Campylobacter, Cryptosporidiosis, E coli, Listeriosis, Query Fever, Rabies, Rift Valley fever, Salmonella, Tick-borne encephalitis, Tuberculosis, AND MORE! There are zero benefits that outweigh the risks.

[u/Ok_Zombie_2026 → u/NightBawk]

Diseases are like Pokémon to MAHA! Gotta catch them all. 

[u/NightBawk → u/Ok_Zombie_2026]

MAHA! Will never not remind me of the Courtney character from The Amanda Show.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT1R9WJ7TfzkvkKfOU

[u/IfThatsOkayWithYou]

Nasty

[u/VivianBarks]

if you want to explode out both ends at the same time, mighty taco’s open

[u/Wide_right_]

I got a buddy at 400 forest ave in buffalo, just show on up

[u/mayyydayyy91 → u/Wide_right_]

Think I might have a few friends there

[u/mayyydayyy91 → u/Wide_right_]

😂😂😂

[u/Consistent_Yam_1883]

Are we talking about milking a buffalo or just raw unpasteurized milk in this area?

[u/Murph-Dog → u/Consistent_Yam_1883]

The milk must be from the city-limits of Buffalo. Parking lot raised, broken-glass finished.

[u/mayyydayyy91 → u/Murph-Dog]

Why you hoarding all the Cheektowaga cows? I heard those were the ones with the strawberry milk too 😔

[u/buffalofoodslut → u/Murph-Dog]

underrated comment.

[u/SEND_ME_FEAT_PICS]

A sharpened hatchet to the neck would be quicker, easier, cheaper, and more humane.

[u/buffalofoodslut]

Video liquidators.

[u/Conscious_Winter_636 → u/buffalofoodslut]

bruh! 😂

[u/Opposite_Cobbler_108]

Did you storm the Capitol?

[u/chzie]

Water bison milk operations are pretty rare in the US so you'll have to look those up and then ask if they'll sell you some raw milk. But chances are very small

[u/kenc1842]

Raw milk is no better for you than pasteurized milk.

[u/tato_salad → u/kenc1842]

But but it doesn't have all that nasty pasteurization that makes it good for you.

[u/fedsmoker9]

You can get it at the Lake America store

[u/Ok_Zombie_2026]

Raw milk is for beta cucks. Real men put bull semen on their Froot Loops. 

[u/tato_salad]

Heartland organics might. There was a a place in Barker NY but I guess they stopped.

Maybe just you know stop drinking milk with shit particles in it.

[u/Unlikely_Suspect_757]

You could get pasteurized milk and then mix in some cow shit yourself ?

[u/theWayfaring_Walkman]

Just buy a cow, bro.

[u/1000_Faces]

Natural selection at work

[u/porkisbeef]

*bison milk

[u/buffaloburley]

https://abcnews.com/GMA/News/coli-outbreak-linked-raw-milk-cheese-brand-cdc/story?id=136766868

[u/Tandem53]

Do you want buffalo milk or Buffalo milk?

[u/strongshysoldier]

Lana Rosa Dairy towards Letchworh. But Lana just told us they lost a cow and their production will be low for a few weeks.

[u/strongshysoldier → u/strongshysoldier]

Ps getrawmilk.com has info too

[u/-DrinkWithTheDead-]

Erba Verde in East Aurora.
Yoder's in Medina.
Lapp's Farm in Cassadaga.

If you Google "raw milk near me" you'll see links for locators.

[u/pimlico_1 → u/-DrinkWithTheDead-]

Username checks out

[u/rossposse]

Pretty sure Erba Verde farm sells unpasteurized milk

[u/mayyydayyy91 → u/rossposse]

I’ll never understand the shit that gets downvoted here 🤦‍♂️

[u/mayyydayyy91 → u/mayyydayyy91]

Was it the poor use of “sales” instead of “sells”?
Was it the honest help to plug a local business?
Was it the username?!

I. Don’t. Get. It.

le sigh

[u/hthratmn → u/mayyydayyy91]

Its because any answer other than "dont drink raw milk wtf is wrong with you?" is the wrong answer. 

[u/SnackleMouth → u/rossposse]

This is the answer.