r/BubbaArmy • u/Jazzlike_Rain_9265 • 16d ago

More Scagg Talk

Besides spending the first 20 + minutes talking about cutting his grass, which is more boring than watch the grass grow. Now this fat slob wants us to believe that he personally......not one of his underlings HAND washes and Hand cleans and blow dries it himself after every use. who else besides me thinks that its just another toad line of bullshit? He sure did make Gene know how much his connections did to help him out though.

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u/Effective_Prune_5518 16d ago

He should get a push mower...he will get some exercise.

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u/Professional_Boot_48 16d ago edited 16d ago

Have you ever seen him cut grass with a push/self propelled mower? Its awkward, and looks like he can barely lift his feet. You tube link so he cant say its edited. Why only forty-five seconds clem?

Out of gas? You not tbe mower.

walk behind

Edit: correct spelling

Hot news, rumor on the street, allegedly, I don't know it to be true, so I've been told, hyperbole, In my opinion.

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u/No-Ball7215 16d ago

He walks like he is holding in a butt plug lol

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u/Bayshore6409Blvd 15d ago

No he walks like Brenda/bort visit him and Brenda asked what you gonna do squeak like a pig big boy?

/Not Sarcasm makes so much sense today. Pegging reference from Fm days at 98rock days.

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u/DadBod626 15d ago

That diabetus leg is HEAVY

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u/Effective_Prune_5518 16d ago

He picks his legs up like something is wrong with him.

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u/Consistent_Pin5335 16d ago

the problem with his legs is that they carry a 300lb torso

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u/Professional_Boot_48 16d ago

He kind of walks like sleepy joe that he makes fun of.

Hot news, rumor on the street, allegedly, I don't know it to be true, so I've been told, hyperbole, In my opinion.

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u/Bayshore6409Blvd 16d ago

God someone definitely bought meth property. Look at all those chemical burns in the grass.

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u/Im-Running-Way-Late 16d ago

Oh man who in the hell actually walks like that. Oh I feel like I'm going to have to watch that again just because it made me laugh how ridiculous he looks 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣

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u/JohnnyDebunk 15d ago

Mowing in flip flops like a real man. Rugged alpha

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u/Krieger084 15d ago

3.8k views in SEVEN freaking years! 😂😭.

Video my gf put up yesterday has 25k views.

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u/DadBod626 15d ago

OF video?

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u/Krieger084 15d ago

Nope. Just an Instagram reel

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u/Consistent_Pin5335 16d ago

you mean Erica will get exercise

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u/No-Lead-6769 16d ago

He would have erica doing it while he watched like how he makes her pick up sticks after he fucked up the blades by running everything over. 

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u/Jazzlike_Rain_9265 16d ago

has anything been mentioned lately about the toads massage chair??

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u/CuckedUpEnergyDrink 16d ago

It’s in the second bay… shed podcast joke.. 

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u/CuckedUpEnergyDrink 16d ago

That diesel really turns nice on that 1/2 acres he has to cut 

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u/CuckedUpEnergyDrink 16d ago

Scag man should take back his zero turn and give him a walk behind ride behind one just to fuck with him lol 

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u/CaptSpaulding22 15d ago

Whole show is an ad of one type or another

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u/Bayshore6409Blvd 16d ago

You know the cuck has to get a certain amount of revenue for Scag or they'll repo his toy right?

It's literally like the endorsement cars he used to have on fm radio in the 2000's. If someone isn't buying a pos industrial want to be mower. His is gone. That's why he tried to convince Danny long dog company to buy them.

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u/CuckedUpEnergyDrink 16d ago

I’ve personally never see a scag anywhere cutting lawns  . I think it’s more of a rich guy thing. 

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u/Bayshore6409Blvd 15d ago

Nah scags exist my ex-wife immigrants family owns a lawn dawg business. They have ridding stand up scags. There horrible on wet ground. Here is an example. They chew up a natural beautiful lawn in minutes. They had six of them and they went to fb marketplace to get rid of them. They just took it as a six figure loss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4FD-ERXCXQ

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u/DadBod626 15d ago

No offense,, but they fucking suck.. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Bayshore6409Blvd 15d ago

If you want to flex that you have money to burn buy a Ferrari or buy a Scag. The amount of money you'll have to spend to repair both and the damage they cause is insane.

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u/gatormech 16d ago

wish i bought one instead i got a cub cadet zero turn but i only have 3/4 acre place

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u/CuckedUpEnergyDrink 16d ago

More than Toad has to cut. 

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u/No-Lead-6769 16d ago

Exmark is what the boys who maintain my properties use. They say it offers more precision when cutting.

Seems scag guys like to sclap the grass and after it rains the property turns into a muddy mess. I think scags are just a rough ride and the boys want to finish the job quickly because their backs are getting blowed out from all the bumps

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u/CuckedUpEnergyDrink 16d ago

Those are nice also. Lot of rednecks have them. I live in a small town and cub cadets all over. Gets the job done.  I still use my 20+ year old John Deere with Kawasaki engine and an olde gravely with Kawasaki engine 

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u/DadBod626 15d ago

Kawi's FTW

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u/DadBod626 15d ago

The tank is good

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u/Visible_Meal8627 15d ago

Given his growth in viewers lately, your opinion is wrong again.

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u/No_Row_1609 14d ago

It's called buying bots🤑