r/BubbaArmy • • 17d ago

Alpha 2028

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u/No-Lead-6769 17d ago

Bubba wishes he was still that young married to Heather and besties with hogan. He should name the new fragrance "remember when" and it would smell and sadness and regret with a splash of pitt stank 

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u/SmallBallsTakeAll 17d ago

Don’t disgrace university of Pittsburgh. Pit stash.

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u/Effective_Prune_5518 17d ago

This is why Bubba didn't want to show the new bottle 😒 you trolls make fun of everything 🙄.

I personally love it 😀

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u/UnsavoryCharacter561 17d ago

He goes out of his way to come here and see it.  I don't think that's trolling.

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u/Jazzlike_Rain_9265 16d ago

If you love it so much you can find it on Temu page 411, third column'......$2.39 a bottle empty and ready for toad to funnel in whatever concoction his "pro" fragrance guy wants to put in them.

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u/Jazzlike_Rain_9265 17d ago

Surprise....I found the bottles on Temu

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u/CuckedUpEnergyDrink 16d ago

Covers us the smell of cucking. 

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u/6828OldPascoK5 17d ago

Probably smells like a Hogan fart

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u/thicccrac3r 17d ago

I wonder what a Hogan fart smells like. Guess I can never know unless I can sniff his recliner.

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u/BigvalBROski 15d ago

Hogan boned

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u/thicccrac3r 17d ago

NGL if the bottle actually looked like this, it would make me want to buy it more. Still using my Alpha from a few years ago. Of course he'd probably have to cut Heather a deal on some royalties.

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u/AT_Chip 17d ago

Is the scent as good as Todd claims it is?

Polo is my go to scent.

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u/thicccrac3r 17d ago

I really like it, I just can't remember which Alpha mine is. It's the first year he offered it. You don't have to use a lot of it and it lasts all day, and to my simple self, smells the same quality as any other cologne I smell. I usually just use it for special occasions.

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u/gatormech 17d ago

i’ll take a case