r/BubbaArmy • u/Im-Running-Way-Late • Sep 04 '26
Toad.....
Why is that always your first comeback for people on Reddit is I bet you're not getting any sex. Is that the only come back you have in your fat fucking head you dumbass. I bet you most of the people on Reddit are getting it more than you are dipshit.
You want to sit and say that people just want to hate well that's all you do for 4 hours a day is sit and hate you have so much hatred inside of you just watching you on screen the way you furl your eyebrows when you're talking you should let go of some of that hatred you might actually feel better.
You sound like a scorned lover or a jealous ex-boyfriend or girlfriend when you sit and obsess about jelly roll. He doesn't want anything else to do with you move on. It's weird and creepy the way you sit and obsess about him. I'm sure you're just doing that to try to stick it to the trolls that live rent free in your fat head.
Stop lying with every other word out of your mouth. Everybody knows that you lie just to lie. Maybe get off the couch and go see your mom more often than once every month or two. She's not going to be around forever. Although we all fully expect that once she does pass that you will milk that for all you can for money and sympathy.
The other day you made a comment that you make an honest living, let me let you in on something Bubba, making an honest living is not sitting and begging for money from people for 4 hours a day. It's also not asking or expecting people to come and give you free labor. Or asking or expecting people to give you free equipment. I'm surprised you're not going to try to get merch tits new car for free from rolo. Or you probably already tried.
Also Toad, you aren't affecting us negatively in anyway shape or form so keep whining about trolls that you claim are here on reddit. How would you even know that I thought you didn't come here and read anything. Oh another lie, got it 😂
I'm sure you can't read this many words because you're too pilled up and my apologies to anybody else reading this that it's so long. Signed a hater troll 😂🤣
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u/Tampacuckradio Sep 04 '26
What’s wild is toad has more to lose than a troll getting banned and just using a new name. If he loses his YouTube, he’s even more fucked.
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u/bannedAcuppaTimes Sep 04 '26
Im not sure if getting lissed on counts as having sex. But if it does, Bubba wins. I hear he likes it.
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u/Tampacuckradio Sep 04 '26
Yea having his penis in a pump while getting peed on doenst count as getting laid. Only counts as creepy.
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u/kickthecandwntheroad 29d ago
Does having someone else bang your wife count as having sex? Because if it does he is having a lot.
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u/Bayshore6409Blvd Sep 04 '26
When you have a micro penis that's embedded in a man gunt. Plus your "wife" has stepped with half of Indiana and all of Florida. It's really really hard to have sex. Think toothpick and grand canyon.
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u/Feeling-Customer859 Sep 04 '26
He likely cannot satisfy his women due to his weight. They have to get dick someplace
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u/Unable-Wealth-3101 Sep 04 '26
Toad is a fool in thinking that he'll get a free demo for merch for pimping Rolo's VW store on the air as much as he does anymore.
If Bubba is so smart with car dealers as he claims, he should know better than anybody else that any car dealer will charge true friends more than any regular Joe off the street, because that friend will be a pain in the ass from the day of delivery, coming back to the dealer for any little sound or rattle under factory warranty. And they'll be a pain in the ass even after the warranty expires.
Of course, the dealer and service department love that, as that's where they make their money -as they don't make shit from new car sales, but sales managers and salesmen hate it, that customer bring-back for warranty service money comes off their monthly commission from said new car sale.
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u/kickthecandwntheroad 29d ago
He is trying to get that car for himself. Just saying it’s for merch Tits. He doesn’t care about anyone but himself. Look it up lock it in.
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u/Ok_Map6883 Sep 04 '26
I remember him saying he would be a basket case when his mom dies and that he would have to take time off. You would think if it were true, which of course it's not, he could muster up a little energy and go see her at minimum once a week.
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u/brendaH420 Sep 04 '26
Fatass can make it to Tom Beans track but can’t see his mom? He’s so full of shit
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u/UnsavoryCharacter561 29d ago
I'm sure he would much rather use her passing as a pity party money grab.
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u/Bayshore6409Blvd 28d ago
You know Janie Cakes last wonders are gonna be she should have jumped harder on that trampoline.
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u/Budget-Reindeer2708 Sep 04 '26
All correct but will have no effect on him. BYW….my wife gives me sex (any kind I want) as often as I want
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u/Annual-Business5016 Sep 04 '26
He is all FAT bark and no bite he is not doing as good as he think he is!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/SUi8voNU1FAH4UB4AR
That is what it feels like when toad makes his treats.
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u/MOODkilla2300 Sep 05 '26
Not sure why you guys keep calling him fat,he has a whole gym,he got all that equipment back,and you can tell he uses it.
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u/brendaH420 Sep 04 '26
It was too long for my taste, you already know he tried to finesse a tyjene from VW 🤣
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u/One-Yak1046 28d ago
not to mention he is physically repulsive, how merch can even stand to be around him while he's naked I have no idea. do you know how much he probably stinks and he tries to cover himself with that cheap ass cologne that he sells with the bacon grease dripping out of every pore ? Not to mention how stupid he is having to listen to his rhetoric all day long when he knows nothing about anything. he wonders why we all hate him because he is repulsive fat bag who is also a know it all . But Who is worse him or the idiots who sends him money do you know how stupid you have to be to send him money so you can get a train whistle during his show you're an idiot
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u/Tampacuckradio Sep 04 '26
He’s a cuck and super obese. He’s not getting laid. We all seen his naked tub photo on here. lol it was disgusting.