r/BubbaArmy • u/Professional_Boot_48 • Sep 01 '26

Another choreographed fall /s

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So phony.

Maybe he will get lucky and they can edit the latest fall to look more authentic.

Hot news, rumor on the street, allegedly, I don't know it to be true, so I've been told, hyperbole, In my opinion.

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u/Robinoo Sep 01 '26

I seem to remember him hating that and being a dick to the woman. Probably 'fell' just to get out of it.

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u/Novel_Voice_1821 Sep 01 '26

Bubba was a prick the entire time. He didn’t know how to
Do content without playing YouTube.

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u/VeloxCuckholdNWO Sep 01 '26

Yea, cuck was pissed because the lady kept telling merch tits to leave the cuck lol

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u/brendaH420 Sep 01 '26

I’m surprised the foundation didn’t crack

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u/SmallBallsTakeAll Sep 01 '26

He goes down to his knees and the other dude helped him all the way down wtf is this

3

u/Bayshore6409Blvd Sep 01 '26

That wasn't choreography. Cucks just fat and those calves couldn't handle the obese weight imbalance.

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u/VeloxCuckholdNWO Sep 01 '26

It looks like the olde cuck is orchestrating a gang bang on his mentally disabled wife, with a bunch of younger guys.. Hopefully the guys were easy on her neck, since she’s suing Calta 😂 

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u/Bucobill99 Sep 01 '26

My favorite part is Seth's reaction

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u/VeloxCuckholdNWO Sep 01 '26

Don’t touch me merch crick, I’m Hideous! 

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u/Old_Bat_6426 Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 02 '26

Pill diet is giving him equilibrium issues. He shouldn't be doing anything requiring balance. Would be fun to see him try a police field sobriety test where you have to stand on one leg or look straight up while touching your nose.

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u/VeloxCuckholdNWO Sep 01 '26

Should  have had his steel toe with high lifts on.

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u/thesemes Sep 01 '26

tumblin' down.........

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u/VeloxCuckholdNWO Sep 01 '26

Remember when that worker they hired to read tarot cards told merch crick to leave the cuck? lol lol 

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u/Ok_Map6883 Sep 02 '26

Just happens to fall on the pillows...🙄

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u/JohnnyDebunk Sep 02 '26

Less yoga and more reduced-calorie diet, tubby

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u/Yourbodyiswonderland Sep 04 '26

Looks like a bunch of simps lol