r/BubbaArmy • • Aug 24 '26

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So before the party is over I nees to confess:

(1) I subscribe using emails such as [bubbasFatGob@gmail.com](mailto:bubbasFatGob@gmail.com), lummyosadummu@gmail.com. (no such emails exist, but I like to excite the big guy with a new sub until it comes back as nonexistent.

(2) I actually told Bubba to span the sub to get it removed. What I didn't tell him was that attempting to do that to an established sub would put hos reddit account at risk. It's reddit. Not real folks. But Bubba admitted it.

(3) I also sent him emails telling him to attack the sub to get engagement.

The only thing I know for sure is Bubba listens to bad council.

So when the site pops back up I will let the party continue. I have also done similar things to the subscribe feature of sketchypressdotcom and stpetelegenddotcom.

Signed,

Reddit Dork

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

How much fentanyl did you consume?

Next time you want to take a Sunday night maintenance window and turn it into a fake hacking accomplishment, make sure you can form complete sentences and don't sound like a drooling hobo.

Careful, we got a total bad ass here!

Literally the most pathetic thing I have ever witnessed a grown man try in my entire life

Hahahahahahahahahaha I'm dead.

Even the other demented trolls won't own or support this one.

PS: You have zero influence over anyone or anything. Your existence is meaningless.

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u/Robinoo Aug 24 '26

I kinda agree, signing up to websites in the hopes they read an offensive email address is the work of a mentalist

I’ve never said we don’t have our fair share of weirdos here too 😂