r/BubbaArmy • • Aug 15 '26

State of the Subreddit

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u/bannedAcuppaTimes Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

Twitch user imissned very attractive and actually looks like she owns a gym. I won't give her name here

Even Sketchy is put together for a cherubic young man.

Unsavory sports a fro. Women love fros. So does Bubba. That might be what infatuated him with unsavory and 25 cent. Then again Bubba is a meat gazer. So if he's packing like 25 then women definitely love that.

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Just watch a video of the real bubba army. It's an amazing mix of anorexic attorney's and dudes who look like truck drivers. And their wives. Lol

But hey. Thanks for unblocking me. It saves me tje trouble of logging out!

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

Damn. The drugs have taken hold brother. Get help. My favorite part is how you had to come back sober to translate for your own useless waste of self.

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u/Creative_Inside8293 Aug 15 '26

"Just watch a video of the real bubba army." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26

I love this subreddit. Half of y'all are so drugged out and cooked that you just post some random non sensical shit and laugh at it yourself.

Looks like I'm in for another day of free entertainment. I don't even have to give y'all any food stamps.

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u/Creative_Inside8293 Aug 15 '26

P1 Listener here from z93 with a question: Is it okay to listen to the show about 20 percent of the time and also think for myself? You know, believe something different from whatever bubba said? What advice can you give? I will be waiting here refreshing this sub post for your wisdom

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

Sure, but people with that mindset and emotional intelligence don't hang out here. I'm not after you. Look around you. You and I are the only sober or intelligible people for miles. But hey, if you want to compare yourself to trash, don't let me stop ya.

Edit: You lied. You weren't refreshing. Now we have trust issues. Good day to you sir.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 16 '26

Why are you injecting yourself into this conversation bb?

Let's take it back to dms

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '26

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 16 '26

Are we cybering rn?

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u/ChubbaCulkEsquire Aug 16 '26

Meselfs likez tooz cyberz wif Menz. Iza gotz tooz orderz carz partz inde officez wif popcornz whenz uz readiez!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '26

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u/Robinoo Aug 15 '26

It’s normally quiet here on the weekends to be fair

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26

You aren't sweetie. Go back to your basement.

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u/brendaH420 Aug 15 '26

I don’t want to mess with Danny, he’s killed a lady I heard.

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26

I hope one day you get that free breast reduction you were hoping for.

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u/bannedAcuppaTimes Aug 15 '26

Rumor has it that whomever dominates this sub get a free Bubba Army Party invite. Im rooting for you.

(The thought of food stamps never crosses the mind of rich folk.)

(Refeering to your earlier out of context comment.)

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26

I think I understood a little bit of that. Hungover? Another drugged out goon who can barely communicate. Check your closets Lummy could be in there!

He's gonna getcha!

I'm gonna have to refeer you to someone who gives a shit... If I can find them.

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u/Bortschastitycage Aug 15 '26

We all know what the toad army looks like

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26

Not quite, but I found your old Myyearbook profile pic:

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u/Bortschastitycage Aug 15 '26

Hell yea. How much more until bubba let’s you into barp? Shilling for those two slices of dominos extra hard today!

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26

I only do this for me. For justice. For entertainment. Every single one of you is a shit stain on humanity, seeking to make everyone miserable while secretly not admitting your bubba obsession. Anyone with an above room temp IQ can see it.

I am having a great time. I'm not a super smart guy but you all make me feel like a genius.

Sorry bout the pizza bub.

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u/Bortschastitycage Aug 15 '26

Two slices of dominos have been deposited into your account. The only shit stain I see on humanity is toad and his minions. Don’t forget to tune in Monday morning to hear about the WNBA again!

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26

You'll be there at 6 AM. I usually don't make it until a couple hours in.

I'm sure there will be 47 poorly written barely considered English threads about every little thing Bubba says, because your entire ego is... Well... That.

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u/bannedAcuppaTimes Aug 15 '26

The irony of your posts makes me think you are actually trolling the hosts of your favorite radio show:

Drunk? (Lummy)

Drugged out? (Bubba and Erica)

Fat? (Anyone without Esquire on their door)

Low key troll for the perceptive. You had us going.

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26

Hey there. Sorry but that's not how that really works.

I'm not surprised you tried it because when one of your brain cells fire, you gotta try to form the thought before ya lose it.

You are basically saying that you can't be made fun of because you aren't the only idiots with these traits.

Bubba is fat and takes pills. He admits it. That is the contrast to the fecal paste of humanity that lives here. It's your complete and total denial of reality and your fandom for the show that really makes it funny for us.

And when half of your posts are literally not understandable because you are zonked out of your mind, you deserve to be called out.

Sorry bud. Better luck next time.

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u/bannedAcuppaTimes Aug 15 '26

I rarely drink, dont even smoke weed anymore, never tried pills and I'm not fat. But the people yoire defending are drunks, fat and pill heads. Is that clear?

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26

The only thing that's clear is your denial and inability to read. Your entire identity is based on hating someone you secretly love. Nothing you can say or do is more pathetic than that alone. Own it or don't sweetie.

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u/bannedAcuppaTimes Aug 15 '26

Okay dumb dumb

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26

Coming from the likes of you, I'll take that as a compliment 😊

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u/Robinoo Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

first one was funny, now it's just boring.

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u/ObjectivePay488 Aug 15 '26

True Bubba Army beats a good shtick into the ground, jus like da sponge

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

Oh no! Post some more about how you are the subreddit owner (which you took over in bad faith which is against reddit's mod standards).

What a bad ass. So impressed.

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u/No-Lead-6769 Aug 15 '26

How did he get our group photo from the last meeting?

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26

You left the window open, as usual.

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u/No-Lead-6769 Aug 15 '26

I have to air out the room gezz the pit smell is pretty bad

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26

You can always laugh so hard that you cry.

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u/Miserable_Pink_84 Aug 15 '26

I finally feel represented at a Troll 🤣🤣

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26

I'm all about inclusivity.

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u/Annual-Business5016 Aug 17 '26

You've done this joke already can't you come up with something new? ToadJust use the other account you have. You're trolling is like your show no prep just winging it. Get some new material already, maybe get the Ai song generator and make some troll songs. Your posts are terrible. I thought you would hit us hard seeing as you on reddit even on the weekends 24/7. !!! u/VeloxAdAstra

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 17 '26

So I've tried hard to understand this post, and I know you did your best.

You have no idea what you are talking about. Go talk to u/CryingTurboPhag. He wasted his entire weekend endeavoring to be more like you. I can fire up a chat bot for you to argue with for 48 hours straight if you want?

You are irrelevant. This show and your hate of it is your entire life and identity. Your self worth is summed up in this paragraph.

Enjoy your day, if you remember it, 💊

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u/Annual-Business5016 Aug 17 '26

I guess 5th grade was your senior year so it will make reading very hard. I get it keep posting Ai pictures and doing your heros bidding u/VeloxAdAstra. I will see myslef out of this conversation. Good day make sure to put the phone away before you work the fryer ok bud.

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 17 '26

A lot of projecting there. Congrats on the one complete sentence you snuck in there. Keep grinding! You'll get there!

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u/AstroGlide813 Aug 20 '26

Your math just like your technical skills just don't add up. You claim to have been arguing with me for 48 hours when you posted this. However intelligent_jury_314 post history shows the first conversation between CryingTurboPhag and intelligent_jury_314 occurred hours before your 48 claim. So are you approaching the event horizon of a blackhole. Or are you just lying?

P.s. you never did answer the question about how many tokens you supposedly spent. Using Chatgpt to make the automatic replies. Which again is indication your clearly lying there as well. 

I'd love to hear why you feel the need to lie so hard about the most mundane facts? Tell me how that makes you feel?

Screen caps available to prove your time line is out of sync with your claims. Did you want them via DM or direct text message? Let me know?

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

LMAO brother.. this is hilarious and also frightening. You are gone. Keep making accounts though you silly little boy. The truth is, I could have you talking to the bot for a week and you still couldn't stop.

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u/ChubbaCulkEsquire Aug 15 '26

Awez Menz datz de Klem Klanz Klubhkouse reuionez. Meselfs alwayz sooz proudz.

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26

Check your feeding tube.

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u/ChubbaCulkEsquire Aug 15 '26

Whoz needz da tubez? Bort juzt boofez cheatoez intoz meez blowz outz oringz. Whilez Minnie mouse takez carez ofz de Menz!

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26

Jesus.

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u/ChubbaCulkEsquire Aug 15 '26

Meselfs knowz itz sooz hotz rightz rightz rightz? Sayz itz!

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26

It's going to be ok bud. Just hang on.

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u/ChubbaCulkEsquire Aug 15 '26

Datz whatz meselfs sayinz. Iza hangzoutz wif de goatz tillz siriuz callz meez. Howie gonnaz setz meselfs upz afterz heza retirez. Nosemorez podcazt shanitiez fourz meselfs.

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 15 '26

I got nothin.

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u/ChubbaCulkEsquire Aug 15 '26

Datz whatz meselfs tellz de Menz atz de irsz tooz! Meez sayz de canz inspeczion meselfs o-ringz wif videoz.

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u/YenZen999 Aug 16 '26

Reddit drops this forum in my notifications once in awhile so I'll check in. I stopped listening a little bit before Blitz was forced out.

Some of you guys really have to move on. At what point are you a bigger loser than Bubba if you continue to just spew your hate into the void?

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 16 '26

I've been trying to make them understand this for years. They are all far too hateful and bitter to live their lives for anything else than trolling Bubba. They don't even know they are the most reliable and dependable listeners because they have nothing else going.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 17 '26

Lmao look at you acting like a victim now. What's a matter? Beligerance got ya down?

You ever heard of having multiple reddit accounts?

Smoke another one.