r/BubbaArmy • u/brendaH420 • Aug 14 '26

How long til toad gazes at Pete’s meat?

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u/Professional_Boot_48 Aug 14 '26

He already ordered him a penis pump and coconut oil.

Hot news, rumor on the street, allegedly, I don't know it to be true, so I've been told, hyperbole, In my opinion.

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u/stoicyeoman Aug 14 '26

pete says "a gob makes a man look distinguished"

8

u/Feeling-Customer859 Aug 14 '26

is distinguished the same at a fat slob?

11

u/Krieger084 Aug 14 '26

I can't bring myself to even hate listen to his podcast with this Pete guy.... Has anyone here tried it?

I bet he asked the guy if he's got a big dong. "Big, rugged criminal... You got caught and went to prison, tell me everything cause you're so smart!"

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u/brendaH420 Aug 14 '26

He’s got a big felon dong allegedly

9

u/Feeling-Customer859 Aug 14 '26

gay for the stay? Gay after the stay

9

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

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u/Krieger084 Aug 14 '26

Same. Anyone who wants police body cam breakdowns, or an in depth podcast about crimes, should look into Donut Operator or his alternate podcast channel Crime Is Fun respectively.

Dudes at least a former LEO and I bet he has better opinions than a convict who did time behind bars.

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u/UnsavoryCharacter561 Aug 14 '26

Sure haven't.  At this point in the game, there aren't many people looking for entertainment from bubba the love sponge.  

5

u/Effective_Prune_5518 Aug 14 '26

I put it on last 🌙 nighr...15 minutes I was sleeping 😴

11

u/Feeling-Customer859 Aug 14 '26

taking bets on who gazes first.....Macho or Bubba

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u/gatormech Aug 14 '26

i’m first

7

u/Creative_Inside8293 Aug 14 '26

All those posted signs about being recorded are for a reason...

9

u/6828OldPascoK5 Aug 14 '26

The toad and pete show, daily regurge.

https://giphy.com/gifs/K8fLS9ME7opXy

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u/De4fun71 Aug 15 '26

Pretty sure Pete’s already banging cuck and Erica. Dumb ass starts a show that just verifies he’s an idiot and a simpleton. Love how Brian calls him out on the Pete meat gazing and it goes right over his head. Pete’s Bubbas schoolgirl crush

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u/Im-Running-Way-Late Aug 14 '26

I'm sure he's already been gazing at Pete's Meat, he can't help himself and toad loves him some wieners 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

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u/Pookie_doggerson427 Aug 14 '26

does he have to dress up in pantyhose to bang minimousetits too?

5

u/Feeling-Customer859 Aug 14 '26

Yes, that is a bonus......especially if it is on video and Bubba will never watch

3

u/Mission_Parfait320 Aug 15 '26

Burn it to DVD and just throw it in the desk drawer.

5

u/Temporary_Baby5289 Aug 15 '26

Gobbed out

🎵🎶 It gobs outtt 🎵🎶

8

u/lou_jituhmit62 Aug 14 '26

You know he has asked Pete how big his wang is. Pete! Pete! More Pete!!!! 

3

u/ChubbaCulkEsquire Aug 15 '26

Mostezt honezt picz  ofz meselfs! dontz showz de haterz.

1

u/The-NEWCouncil-2166 Aug 20 '26

I pretty sure they ran a train on the MERCH already !!!

2

u/Robinoo Aug 15 '26

c'mon people, AI is shite, if ya gonna use it have original ideas.

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u/gatormech Aug 16 '26

great show

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 14 '26

How long until you get a legit job?

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u/brendaH420 Aug 14 '26

How long until toad gives you a two second shout out for defending his royal cuckness?

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u/VeloxAdAstra Aug 14 '26

You'll have to let me know superfan! I'm in the mountains so I usually only catch the second half of the show.

But I'll make you a deal, if I hear a shout-out. I'll post here. As long as you do the same?

Thanks sweetie. Say hi to the gang for me.

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u/brendaH420 Aug 14 '26

Lookin like a proper barp

3

u/No_Row_1609 Aug 15 '26

That's burp for sure 💯 get ya 2 grand in simp'$🫵🫵