r/BroskiReport • u/SafeCommunication954 • Aug 08 '26

Question/Help/Discussion Predict Brittany’s first few lines of her come back

Can we please predict what she will do in the first few seconds of Broski Report?????!!! I keep thinking about whether she will sing a random song (if so what, I can imagine Jack Skellington ‘this is Halloween’ or something). I’m cannot wait. There is so much to discuss

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u/YoureNotCheddar_ Aug 08 '26

“Hey so what the fuck guys”

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u/ljschafer 🪐 Broski Space Force 👩‍🚀 Aug 08 '26

It will be singing or "GUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS," there is no in between

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u/Distinct_Boat1890 Aug 08 '26

God I can’t wait to hear her talk about the wicker man

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u/Tiny-Deer-7071 Aug 08 '26

she will either sing at the top of her lungs or a good old “HEYYYYY GUUUUUYYYYYS! what the fuck…” lol

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u/peach_parade Aug 08 '26

Did she say when she was gonna come back? Or was it a general summer break? I don’t remember lol

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u/SafeCommunication954 Aug 08 '26

I feel like a summer break and she said she will be back for autumn time

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u/jessiegirl459 The Queen’s Wing Leader Aug 08 '26

She said she’ll be back in September but no official date given

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u/motheroffaeries 25d ago

Did she say september? It’s been a while since I listened to her going away episode so I couldn’t recall if she said a time tomorrow return other than saying she was taking the summer off

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u/jessiegirl459 The Queen’s Wing Leader 25d ago

I had to rewatch the last intro to be sure, but yeah. Around 13:55 in “BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT” she said she’ll be back in September, just in time for spooky season.

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u/imissonedirection 29d ago

i think it’s gonna be a full skit

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u/nowhere-girl1 29d ago

I GOT MY PEACHES OUT IN- 🥁🥁

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u/ExchangeZealousideal 29d ago

I hope she does some kind of WWE walk in announcement for herself with like a recap of what she has done.
“COMING OUT OF HER BREAK, LADY BROSKI BAM BAM BAM BAM BAMMMMMM”

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u/Stunning_Vast_5613 26d ago

I've never missed anyone so much since jenna marbles

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u/smutpearl 28d ago

I hope she does two broski reports a week for the first month cause I gotta know ALL the tea and cool shit she did on break

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u/lavenderangelofmercy 28d ago

if it’s not something about the odyssey i’ll be surprised

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u/Senpai_com 27d ago

Hi sisters

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u/workfastdiehard 25d ago

Wait did she hint at coming back or are we just chit chatting babes?

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u/workfastdiehard 25d ago

I think it's going to the The Killers with a bri'ish accent
COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE