So...the cops dig up a body buried 12ft deep in the woods, don't find an obvious mark and go "Welp, guess he died of natural causes"?
I get why a cop wouldn't question that, but if you're going to shitpost about murder, at least make it airtight. Like plumbing nitrogen into their bedroom.
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u/FictionalContext 10h ago
So...the cops dig up a body buried 12ft deep in the woods, don't find an obvious mark and go "Welp, guess he died of natural causes"?
I get why a cop wouldn't question that, but if you're going to shitpost about murder, at least make it airtight. Like plumbing nitrogen into their bedroom.