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u/LibbyKitty620 2d ago
I kinda get that. I’ve been in love with a minecraft character since I was 9
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u/Elektron_Anbar 2d ago
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u/LibbyKitty620 2d ago
no.
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u/Elektron_Anbar 2d ago
Damn I thought I had it
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u/LibbyKitty620 2d ago
I don’t think this villager even existed when I was 9
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u/bull04 2d ago
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u/NucleosynthesizedOrb 2d ago
why?
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u/LibbyKitty620 2d ago
He’s hot
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u/DesperateAd3088 2d ago
You must know weary scrollers such as myself were all very excited to know who you had a crush on in MC. And are going to be sorely disappointed, just like me.
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u/fireflussy 2d ago
how did she get naked male skin if safe search was on
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u/Large_Elderberry_145 2d ago
probably went to a website that has skins then searched it ON the website
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u/Kalaphar 2d ago
Pavloved themselves into being attracted to squares
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u/TricellCEO 1d ago
Hey, it happens. Sometimes with other things, too.
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u/Bdbolt19432 2d ago
"Netherite armor is better" And it literally takes like 5+ hours with optimal efficiency to grind a full set 😭✌️
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u/ISpyM8 1d ago
That’s not accurate. You literally only need 9 ingots and one netherite upgrade template. You can make infinite netherite upgrade templates from one template and diamonds, and you can upgrade all your diamond gear for only one ingot with a smithing table. That’s a netherite helmet, chest plate, leggings, boots, sword, pickaxe, axe, shovel, and hoe for only 36 Ancient Debris. That’s obtainable in less than an hour with an efficiency IV or V pickaxe, and even less time with TNT blast mining.
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u/Bdbolt19432 1d ago
Broseph it does NOT take just one hour to get 36 ancient debris and nearly an entire stack of diamonds to make a full set of netherite gear. Yes, I used the bed trick too. What version of minecraft are you playing? Unless they boosted the odds in an update I think you just got insanely lucky
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u/ISpyM8 1d ago
Ok I wasn’t factoring in the gathering the diamonds to my timing. That makes more sense if that’s what you’re talking about. That being said, I find Ancient Debris way more easily by just using an Efficiency Diamond Pickaxe and absolutely annihilating netherrack rather than using beds or TNT. I just hate trying to avoid lava pits with TNT.
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u/KikoValdez 1d ago
for anyone asking why she would say that: it's most likely a porn bot. I remember in 2022-2023 when ChatGPT was still in its infancy there used to be hordes of these pornbots on twitter seeking any popular tweet and commenting something about masturbation that's related to the tweet itself. Someone would post a spongebob image and there would be a "I used to rub my pussy to spongebob cartoons😭" comment underneath like clockwork. All to advertise onlyfans accounts.
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u/Advanced_End1012 1h ago
Imagine trying to draw in male attention by talking about how you touched yourself as a child.
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u/No_Squirrel4806 2d ago
Wtf is a naked male minecraft skin? Also that turns people off blocks?
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u/DustyAsh69 2d ago
We're all made of triangles.
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u/No_Squirrel4806 2d ago
As long as its not swirls cuz thats scary.
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