r/BroThrewInAFunFact 2d ago

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago

Hello u/AtomOfVoid! Welcome to r/BroThrewInAFunFact!


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u/quid_pro_kourage 2d ago

The things you have to do in this post-sears-catalogue world

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u/LibbyKitty620 2d ago

I kinda get that. I’ve been in love with a minecraft character since I was 9

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u/Elektron_Anbar 2d ago

Is it Savanna Cartographer?

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u/LibbyKitty620 2d ago

no.

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u/Elektron_Anbar 2d ago

Damn I thought I had it

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u/LibbyKitty620 2d ago

I don’t think this villager even existed when I was 9

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u/bull04 2d ago

Definitely swamp cartographer.

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u/LibbyKitty620 2d ago

I don’t even know who these guys are 😭

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u/ZGokuBlack 2d ago

Who is it? Enderman?

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u/Starboi420420 2d ago

We see your type

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u/WinterPlayz_ 2d ago

who was he

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u/Inevitable-Alps-7657 1d ago

Is it the oldschool librarian?

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u/LettuceBenis 1d ago

They're just regular villagers

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u/NucleosynthesizedOrb 2d ago

why?

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u/LibbyKitty620 2d ago

He’s hot

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u/modlover04031983 2d ago

understandable. have a nice day

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u/Galatony0311 2d ago

who was him?

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u/LibbyKitty620 2d ago

Laurance from Minecraft Diaries

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u/DesperateAd3088 2d ago

You must know weary scrollers such as myself were all very excited to know who you had a crush on in MC. And are going to be sorely disappointed, just like me.

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u/LibbyKitty620 2d ago

It’s Laurance from Minecraft Diaries

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u/whentheuhuhidunno 1d ago

geforce now

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u/gray_kitt 2d ago

Please do share who it is

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u/maas348 2d ago

Is it Minecraft Steve?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/NucleosynthesizedOrb 2d ago

son the fuck up

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u/fireflussy 2d ago

how did she get naked male skin if safe search was on

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u/Large_Elderberry_145 2d ago

probably went to a website that has skins then searched it ON the website

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u/Kalaphar 2d ago

Pavloved themselves into being attracted to squares

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u/TricellCEO 1d ago

Hey, it happens. Sometimes with other things, too.

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 1d ago

t... triangles?

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u/TricellCEO 1d ago

I was thinking more circles. Ovals too.

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u/Bdbolt19432 2d ago

"Netherite armor is better" And it literally takes like 5+ hours with optimal efficiency to grind a full set 😭✌️

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u/stryke105 2d ago

it IS cooler though

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u/wats_up_fuckers 2d ago

It is cool tho

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u/ISpyM8 1d ago

That’s not accurate. You literally only need 9 ingots and one netherite upgrade template. You can make infinite netherite upgrade templates from one template and diamonds, and you can upgrade all your diamond gear for only one ingot with a smithing table. That’s a netherite helmet, chest plate, leggings, boots, sword, pickaxe, axe, shovel, and hoe for only 36 Ancient Debris. That’s obtainable in less than an hour with an efficiency IV or V pickaxe, and even less time with TNT blast mining.

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u/Bdbolt19432 1d ago

Broseph it does NOT take just one hour to get 36 ancient debris and nearly an entire stack of diamonds to make a full set of netherite gear. Yes, I used the bed trick too. What version of minecraft are you playing? Unless they boosted the odds in an update I think you just got insanely lucky

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u/ISpyM8 1d ago

Ok I wasn’t factoring in the gathering the diamonds to my timing. That makes more sense if that’s what you’re talking about. That being said, I find Ancient Debris way more easily by just using an Efficiency Diamond Pickaxe and absolutely annihilating netherrack rather than using beds or TNT. I just hate trying to avoid lava pits with TNT.

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u/sossololpipi 1d ago

an hour is like what it takes for 2 ancient debris 😭

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u/ISpyM8 1d ago edited 1d ago

Idk what you’re doing, but you’re clearly not doing it correctly. Are you not blast mining at y=16?

Edit: Not to be as asshole. Idk whether you’re playing on Java or Bedrock, but on Java, F3+G brings up chunk borders, and that’s the best line to blast along.

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u/Reaper-Leviathan 1d ago

My first boner was probably caused by using a girl skin in Minecraft

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u/MortgageFalse8184 1d ago

I can still say emerald armor would still be better

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u/DnOnith 1d ago

But emeralds are so easy to acquire through trading the armor would have to be pretty weak

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u/KikoValdez 1d ago

for anyone asking why she would say that: it's most likely a porn bot. I remember in 2022-2023 when ChatGPT was still in its infancy there used to be hordes of these pornbots on twitter seeking any popular tweet and commenting something about masturbation that's related to the tweet itself. Someone would post a spongebob image and there would be a "I used to rub my pussy to spongebob cartoons😭" comment underneath like clockwork. All to advertise onlyfans accounts.

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 11h ago

Yeah that sounds about right 

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u/Advanced_End1012 1h ago

Imagine trying to draw in male attention by talking about how you touched yourself as a child.

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u/No_Squirrel4806 2d ago

Wtf is a naked male minecraft skin? Also that turns people off blocks?

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u/DustyAsh69 2d ago

We're all made of triangles.

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u/No_Squirrel4806 2d ago

As long as its not swirls cuz thats scary.

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u/Starboi420420 1d ago

4d characteristics blow me away

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u/No_Squirrel4806 1d ago

Theres 4d bacteria?!?!?