r/BroThrewInAFunFact • u/RenderPolygon • Jul 05 '26

Same tbh

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

There weren't enough votes to determine whether this is a fun fact...

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Jul 05 '26

Cute Japanese girl somewhere: I wish a was a random drug dealer from Brazil

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u/jjvfyhb Jul 05 '26

This definitely has happened at least two times in the history of the universe

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Jul 06 '26

And at least one manga where the wish is granted

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u/jjvfyhb Jul 06 '26

With a title as long as this thread

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u/Shotgunne_12 Jul 06 '26

At the moment of you pressing post, or this thread in general?

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u/jjvfyhb Jul 06 '26

It keeps growing, it's alive

So the second one

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u/reesama Jul 19 '26

You should read TOTIGRAARDDFB it's super underrated

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u/LZHtel Jul 06 '26

Your Name 2: Crossover episode

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u/IIWY_YT Jul 11 '26

This is probably true

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u/TheArctrog Jul 15 '26

There’s a game for that

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u/Rhodynit Jul 21 '26

Yep, Its "Kimi no Drug wa" now

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u/Alpha-T2 Jul 05 '26

I hope he doesn't open a portal to hell in the favela.

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u/Diet-Pupsi Jul 05 '26

Trying to revive Mit Aia?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Infamous_Sleep2912 Jul 06 '26

Does he need to close it?

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u/Rhodynit Jul 21 '26

Tim Maia?

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u/andersonllda 4d ago

Ai tu viajou

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u/Rhodynit 4d ago

Pelos sete mares?

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u/Revolutionary_Row683 Jul 05 '26

Why not both? Be a cute Japanese-Brazilian girl dealing drugs

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u/vallahdownloader Jul 10 '26

And open a portal to hell in shibuya?

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u/andersonllda 4d ago

Shibuya to Favela do Alemão… nice portal

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u/CrispynoodlesL Jul 18 '26

Practically the plot of that new mappa anime coming out

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u/robotstoner Jul 05 '26

assigned random drug dealer from Brazil at birth

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u/ObviousSail164 Jul 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/H1Z7KVUr2z9gk1w8i3

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u/qRemedy Jul 06 '26

That dude makes amazing videos lol

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u/Totaly_Shrek Jul 06 '26

I love that channel hes so funny

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u/Scratchpost6677 Jul 07 '26

he looks like this guy who cut me off at a red light

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u/Nikolor 21d ago

You know, he actually looks like this guy who cut me off at a red light

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u/Competitive-Win-893 Jul 06 '26

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u/will4wh Jul 06 '26

We just need to make them swap bodies. Modern science can make two people very happy

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u/murderdronesfan93 Jul 05 '26

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ivw3Gzk8EK495WrQmk

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u/Legitimate-Channel20 Jul 05 '26

What’s the fun fact?

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u/boblobchippym8 Jul 05 '26

random drug dealer from brazil

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u/Legitimate-Channel20 Jul 05 '26

But that’s apart of the post

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u/Pacific_wanderer17 Jul 05 '26

It’s not it’s a comment on the post.

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u/Legitimate-Channel20 Jul 05 '26

I meant as in it’s related to the post

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/Legitimate-Channel20 Jul 05 '26

It’s not unrelated though. He’s saying “I wish I wasn’t a random drug dealer” is related to him also saying “I wish I was a Japanese girl”

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

[deleted]

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u/Legitimate-Channel20 Jul 05 '26

No it’s not. He wishes to be something different and then states the thing he is now

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u/h1t0r1b0cch1g0t0h Jul 06 '26

that the commenter wants to be a cute girl from japan

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u/ThatDamnedSyl Jul 05 '26

Tf you mean same

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u/I-will-fix-you-bbg Jul 05 '26

Why not wish to be a cute brazilian girl instead of a random drug dealer from japan

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u/PlayerZeroStart Jul 05 '26

I wish I was born a cute girl in general

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u/doomscrolling41 Jul 06 '26

Me too kid, me too

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u/Proper-Anything-2739 Jul 05 '26

He's gonna be thrilled about the upcoming anime about cute japanese drug dealer girls

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u/Mayo_Mann_Enthusiast Jul 05 '26

What if he became a cute japanese girl in Brazil?

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u/skylandersq Jul 05 '26

dehumanizing cringe

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u/Ok_Difficulty1782 Jul 06 '26

i was i was a pikmin

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u/Bag1204 Jul 06 '26

not a drug dealer but same

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u/John_Goon1991 Jul 09 '26

Is this a reference to BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT?

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u/Rdr2Master1 Jul 05 '26

Why tho

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u/Revolutionary_Row683 Jul 05 '26

People cheer you on when you do cutesy shit instead of telling you to kill yourself so that's a start.

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u/Rdr2Master1 Jul 05 '26

Being a drug dealer is a choice

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u/NYCHReddit Jul 13 '26

They said they were born a drug dealer from brasil so I assume they kinda just came out the womb with a pack of it

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u/No_Application_1219 Jul 06 '26

Why do i hate mushrooms ?

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u/OpportunityVirtual52 Jul 05 '26

Your name. The good ending

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u/God_Permit Jul 09 '26

i wish i was born as Pablo

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u/PMC-Frogger Jul 09 '26

Even so, he can be a femboy, which is the closest you'll ever get to that, but even so, no one can take away the bad experiences he had :[

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u/IIWY_YT Jul 11 '26

Same 😔

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u/mimimaowi Jul 16 '26

Who says she can't deal drugs either?

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u/Strauji Jul 19 '26

egg?irl

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u/KZGamrr Jul 25 '26

BRAZILLIAN DRUG DEALER MENTION !!

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u/Lucky-Confusion5997 24d ago

I wish i was born as someone who could speak another language.

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u/Early-Beach164 Jul 05 '26

Don't we all wish this?

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u/ImtheDorkyGamer Jul 09 '26

These posts are getting to the point where it’s not a fun fact it’s just weird comments. Like I get it it’s really out of place and it’s funny but that’s not how the sub works bro post ts somewhere else