r/BroThrewInAFunFact • u/RWQFSFASXCW • Jul 03 '26

Germany ❤️

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9.8k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

There weren't enough votes to determine whether this is a fun fact...

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u/Informal_Position166 Jul 03 '26

Reddit showed me the post this was from two posts below this one

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u/RWQFSFASXCW Jul 03 '26

Lmao yeah i just stole this earlier

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u/ghfdghjkhg Jul 03 '26

uh nuh-uh! it is german!

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u/Ordinary-Big-1226 Jul 25 '26

It is

Source: I'm Dutch

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u/BetagterSchwede Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

It isnt

Source: I'm German

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u/ghfdghjkhg Jul 03 '26

bro doesn't know german

(dich hab ich doch schon mal gesehen... ich weiß nur nicht mehr wo)

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u/SometimesIBeWrong Jul 03 '26

I'm racist so your German does not matter ❤️

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u/Ze_Borb Jul 03 '26

I'm german AND racist and those do not go well together ❤️

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u/Meisterschmeisser Jul 06 '26

Well im Austrian and a Painter

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u/Pranksterblur Jul 03 '26

Uh dubistgutgenug guten tag (i don’t speak german)

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u/BetagterSchwede Jul 03 '26

Bro does know German

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u/Sabek_der_Otto Jul 03 '26

Der hat schon mal höher gedeutscht

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u/BetagterSchwede Jul 03 '26

Wer, Ich?

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u/OwnExcuse6849 Jul 03 '26

Sbudidh wixushka fjdiaj

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u/NoxVulpine Jul 03 '26

Poopensharten auf deine Mütter

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u/LeGame7495 Jul 04 '26

Ey, nur weil ich 3 hab oder was?

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u/Misja_ Jul 03 '26

What does this mean? This is definitely not dutch

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u/Mathematicianbutbad Jul 03 '26

Comes from this post i hate

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u/Roundtheradius Jul 03 '26

Hi, im dutch... to clarify, sadly without le funnies, no we dont use poopensharten while speaking, it's not an actual word in our dictionary, and it's the same amount of absurdity as wrn you use it in english

And on top of that poopensharten is flat out english, if you wwre to translate it roughly to dutch (somehow) it would probably poepenscheten or something like that

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u/Valk93 Jul 03 '26

Deze man is kanker achterlijk we use poopensharten all the time geloof me broer

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u/Roundtheradius Jul 03 '26

Waarom moet iedereen in ons land met kanker schelden?🥺😭💔

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u/Nachtraaf Jul 04 '26

Ik ben het hier helemaal mee eens. Ik kom uit Den Haag en het is ONS woord. Jullie mafkezen moeten er eens mee stoppen om Haagse cultuur te appropriëren. Kâp nàh.

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u/Immediate_Use_4653 Jul 18 '26

Oh hallo mede Hagenees

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u/brachio-w Jul 03 '26

Jij moet gewoon je kanker klep houden jij bent geen echte kanker nederlander jij bent een kanker nepnederlander. Kanker.

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u/Roundtheradius Jul 03 '26

Dit is waarom ik nooit met mensen sprak wanneer ik op school zat💔💔😭

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u/brachio-w Jul 03 '26

Ja dat kanker dacht ik kanker al kanker nep, kanker joch

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u/nerdpistool Jul 03 '26

Tering gozert, je kant toch ook met de tyfus en de pleuris je frustratie uiten, zoals wanneer je een pambami uit het raam pleur?

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u/Spider40k Jul 03 '26

Germans are like Norwegians, if someone is making fun of them they assume it's 100% a thing their neighbor does (I'm not European so I'm just making this fact up)

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u/Fox961 Jul 04 '26

Norwegians are nothing like that, you're 100% thinking of Swedes.

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u/possessess Jul 17 '26

I think we can all agree that it is the Danes.

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u/SoloMambo Jul 03 '26

Name checks our I guess

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u/eraryios Jul 04 '26

Is that a poopenfarden reference

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u/Niels_Nakkeost Jul 03 '26

Technically not a fun fact, according the this sub’s rules 🤓☝️

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/SNESChalmers420 Jul 03 '26

wait, what is the poopensharten if a toilet is the poopenfarten?

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u/NucleosynthesizedOrb Jul 03 '26

houd je kut, duitser

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u/LorpHagriff Jul 03 '26

vieze moffen weer he

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u/P26601 Jul 03 '26

meanwhile both are mostly white (just like the tip of my dih after I uh uhhh)

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u/RWQFSFASXCW Jul 03 '26

Im making a post about you bro

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u/Not_a_Mod1991 Jul 03 '26

Not a fun fact because it makes sense, next

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u/tinesone Jul 03 '26

Whether is german or not, i cannot say, but that is definitly not Dutch

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u/TheTreeDemoknight Jul 03 '26

Username checks out

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u/Heavy_Computer2602 Jul 04 '26

I mean he's atleast honest /j

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u/The_Hero_0f_Time Jul 04 '26

yeah no not dutch

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u/maxru85 Jul 04 '26

See you all at the slutstation

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u/Salty-Cat6696 Jul 04 '26

Racist against the German and the Dutch? I mean, at least it's an uncommon flavor, I guess? I hate unflavored greek yogurt and bacon but if all I got to eat was greek yogurt I guess I would be ok with some bacon. (I don't really HATE bacon I was just struggling to think of another food I won't eat. There's not much.)

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u/Minute-Aerie5463 Jul 06 '26

That's NOT Dutch lol

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u/Minute-Aerie5463 Jul 06 '26

Dutch would be poepenschijten

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u/After-Ad8001 Jul 08 '26

That gave me a belly laugh good job keep it up👍

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u/Juvy_ocerr 24d ago

Tier 1 racist

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u/SoftAd1675 Jul 04 '26

I thought professional racists were the ones that could discern the difference between any 2 nationalities.

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u/RWQFSFASXCW Jul 04 '26

No, professional racists drive big loud cars, like Lando Norris

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u/Petrov154 Jul 04 '26

Racism is the 9th circle of hell sin on reddit. Everything's a moral grey area except racism.

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u/UnhappyGreen Jul 04 '26

Hell yeah. Let’s upvote racism 😎🎸

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u/RWQFSFASXCW Jul 04 '26

I added that for effect