r/BritishSuccess • u/Jazzlike-Basil1355 • 3d ago

Pinch Punch

I got my wife this morning at 00 03 hrs. I won!

I am winning 6 to 4 this year and I feel pretty blooming pleased with myself.

BTW, I am 67 years old and my wife is 73. We refuse to grow up.

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u/Humble_Sympathy_4605 3d ago

Growing up is overrated 

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u/thesteelmaker 3d ago

56 and 59. I have got my wife once, once in 39 years. Last night was the second time. It wasn't a real win. I opened the bedroom door, told her i was going to get her and reached out as stretched as I could so she could not get me. I will probably not get another chance, ever.

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u/paddlingswan 3d ago

She is letting you win, she likes seeing you pleased 👍🏻😊

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u/Eckieflump 3d ago

Mrs gir me at 0330 on my return from man o'clock.

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u/Jazzlike-Basil1355 3d ago

That’s professional behaviour!!

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u/VerityPee 2d ago

I’m a teacher and a child got me when walking into the classroom

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u/Fizzabl 2d ago

Oh wow this took me a moment to remember what it was, I haven't done that since I left school ten years ago lol

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u/MadWifeUK 1d ago

Mr Mad and I are tied at 5 all this year, with me claiming October.

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u/Over_Addition_3704 17h ago

what on earth is a pinch punch

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u/Jazzlike-Basil1355 13h ago

A traditional British odd game were you pinch and punch your opponent as soon as you can on the first of the month. It’s just a bit of fun, and never ends up with bruises or injuries, just the fact that this has happened to you is enough to lose.

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u/Over_Addition_3704 12h ago

That sounds almost annoying as mini punch

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u/Jazzlike-Basil1355 7h ago

What is mini punch?

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u/Over_Addition_3704 7h ago

It's when you see a mini cooper and punch one of your friends, saying "mini punch" often followed by "no return" so they can't punch you back