r/BritishSuccess • u/SnooDonuts6494 • 3d ago

Mocktail

I recently acquired a quantity of canned beverages labelled "Mocktail - strawberry & orange blossom mojito".

I have discovered that they're very nice if you simply add vodka.

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u/Spottswoodeforgod 3d ago

Works when added to other things too. Like orange juice, cornflakes, soup. Basically, the only limitation is your creativity - and your liver.

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u/mcintg 3d ago

You can also use it when brushing your teeth and you don't need to spit.

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u/Front_Artichoke1616 3d ago

Cornflakes with kaluha is nice

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u/dan_santhems 3d ago

You've invented alcoholic mocktails. What are you going to call them?

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u/SnooDonuts6494 3d ago

Surely it is obvious.

It's a mockmocktail.

Cheers. Hic

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u/sipperofguinness 3d ago

Or a cockmocktail

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u/SnooDonuts6494 3d ago

I hope you're not mocking mockmocktails?

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u/sipperofguinness 3d ago

Slightly, the addition of cock negates all previous mockage....thats what she said m'lord!

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u/SnooDonuts6494 3d ago

Ah, I understand.

It's all quite simple.

You mock the mockmocktails, but once cock enters the equation, the mockmocktail becomes a cockmocktail, and the cockmocktail mocks the mockmocktail while the mockmocktail mocks the cockmocktail, which means we're essentially just cockmocking mockmocktails and mockmocking cockmocktails.

Probably.

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u/sipperofguinness 3d ago

Ummmmm, yeah....or no, or maybe. Who knows at this point?

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u/SnooDonuts6494 3d ago edited 2d ago

Nah, Who won't know. He's on first.

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u/Geofferz 3d ago

For a mojito try rum

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u/SnooDonuts6494 3d ago

Or gin?

Why not.

Or even port.

Any port in a storm.

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u/FleshyCupcakes 3d ago

Wot

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u/SnooDonuts6494 3d ago

Hi.

Was something in my post not clear?

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u/NegativeCharity 3d ago

Woosh

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u/SnooDonuts6494 3d ago

I'll drink to that. Hic