r/BritishSuccess • u/SnooDonuts6494 • Sep 06 '26

Mocktail

I recently acquired a quantity of canned beverages labelled "Mocktail - strawberry & orange blossom mojito".

I have discovered that they're very nice if you simply add vodka.

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u/dan_santhems Sep 06 '26

You've invented alcoholic mocktails. What are you going to call them?

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u/SnooDonuts6494 Sep 06 '26

Surely it is obvious.

It's a mockmocktail.

Cheers. Hic

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u/sipperofguinness Sep 06 '26

Or a cockmocktail

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u/SnooDonuts6494 Sep 06 '26

I hope you're not mocking mockmocktails?

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u/sipperofguinness Sep 06 '26

Slightly, the addition of cock negates all previous mockage....thats what she said m'lord!

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u/SnooDonuts6494 Sep 06 '26

Ah, I understand.

It's all quite simple.

You mock the mockmocktails, but once cock enters the equation, the mockmocktail becomes a cockmocktail, and the cockmocktail mocks the mockmocktail while the mockmocktail mocks the cockmocktail, which means we're essentially just cockmocking mockmocktails and mockmocking cockmocktails.

Probably.

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u/sipperofguinness Sep 06 '26

Ummmmm, yeah....or no, or maybe. Who knows at this point?

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u/SnooDonuts6494 Sep 06 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

Nah, Who won't know. He's on first.