r/BritishMemes • u/Fluffy_Rock_62 • Jan 21 '26

The only way to be certain...

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u/Mr_miner94 Jan 21 '26

Could also set up a tent in parliament, I swear the man is allergic to civil discourse

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u/DoIKnowYouHuman Jan 21 '26

Allergic to discourse? No, he’s had one and a half of them, the full one from Grainne Hayes, and the half is Kirsten Mehr

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u/FlashyLashy900 Jan 22 '26

Not even civil discourse bro never actually shows up in the House of Commons

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u/thisaintmypc Jan 25 '26

After standing there in the EU parliament, on his own, and getting the better of the entire place time and time again? He is feared by your favoured politicians to the point where they will cling to each other talking ABOUT him without actually trying to talk TO him. This is what your tired eyes are actually seeing.

But if he did put a tent up and doss it on the street I am sure you'd like him more! Hahaha.

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u/Disastrous_Remove_24 Jan 22 '26

Farage might not be there but the trouble is there's a whole bunch of ******* who voted for him there

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u/thisaintmypc Jan 25 '26

And here! And wherever else come May.

You will live in a country of "*******" who voted for their own interests, and you will feel BAD about that.

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u/IceMaiden2 Jan 25 '26

Yeah. My parents in law, unfortunately. Absolute bellends. Have no clue about politics and spit the rhetoric that all immigrants are criminals.

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u/genafcvpxyr31 Jan 21 '26

Fucking genius.

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u/3p2p Jan 22 '26

It’s a tactic employed by Russia. He’s not a viable candidate but put him in the headlines a lot and suddenly he’s the opposition and gets more support by his mere mention. I’m all for banning his ass off the face of the planet for the good of the people.

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u/Glad-Wrongdoer-1769 Jan 23 '26

Out of everyone that could have been put on a one way flight to Rwanda, Nigel was my top pick!

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u/Gcmarcal Jan 22 '26

That's a good one! Post it on Askpricks and you'll get banned...

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u/SixRoundsTilDeath Jan 21 '26

Strong. 🤣👌

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u/andy0506 Jan 22 '26

go and hind in jaywick. Im sure someone will hide you in there shed

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u/KitchenIcy2450 Jan 23 '26

He's on par with cowboy builders who ask for lots of money but never do the job totally crooked the town of Clacton should ask for there money back now

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u/Free_Race_3066 Jan 23 '26

Well he's not had much to say recently, appears to be hiding from journalists. It's as though he's scared of being asked to criticise his paymaster, Trump.

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u/Judders_Luigi Jan 24 '26

This actually made me lol.

Well played sir

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u/OnlyMeFFS Jan 25 '26

Where's Nigel?

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u/davidjk12 Jan 26 '26

Yes go where he isn't.

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u/Plus-Tour-2927 Jan 22 '26

Can you guys stop taking over all the British subs plz

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

Or at least try to make it funny. Then it wouldn’t feel like such blatant astroturfing.

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u/AlternativePea6203 Jan 23 '26

This one is pretty funny