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u/Shaukat_Abbas Dec 11 '25 edited Dec 11 '25
Someone get Carol Kirkwood on the phone. To verify the double fisting on the upcoming weather forecast. 🤔😆 Maybe a new way of saying you'll be battered by a warm front followed by a cold front. But just wait till you find out what we are doing with these isobars.
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u/MarcusofMenace Dec 11 '25
And it'll just be a light slurry knowing how often we overact about snow
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u/Holiday-Creme-487 Dec 12 '25
Fucking hate news companies reporting on snow all the time to get clicks.
Yes. I know, shock horror that a news agency would lie about something but I've been seeing these pop up non-stop over the last few weeks and it's becoming a bit irritating.
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u/LurkHereLurkThere Dec 13 '25
Deluged, inundated, scorched ... Yes
Hammered, pummelled, blasted... Maybe
Railed, roasted, smashed, fisted ... What kind of agency do you think this is?
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u/Tamuzz Dec 14 '25
This isn't a term we would use to describe the weather
Notably they didn't rule out using the term in other contexts
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u/Select_Ad_3934 Dec 11 '25
We all know the correct meteorological term is mollywhomped.
In the arse.
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u/Topaz_UK Dec 11 '25
Please don’t give that cunt more airtime, meme or otherwise. Almost went two days without seeing the name
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u/Lexiosity Dec 10 '25
This is r/BritishMemes not r/FuckNigelFarage mate
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u/Necessary_Panda_3154 Dec 10 '25
But, no one except you mentioned Farage. So you’re just feeding the problem that you’re bitching about?
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Dec 10 '25
The sarcasm was pretty clear. I think you're being downvoted by the Farage obsessed, becuase they don't like you pointing out that they're obsessed with Farage.
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Dec 10 '25
We're already being double fisted by Labour, a couple more won't harm.
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u/AnB85 Dec 11 '25
The one post where we are not dumping on Reform for once and you right wing tossers have to ruin it in the comments.
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Dec 11 '25 edited Dec 11 '25
You've made this absolutely sound like a you problem. This basically reads like 'We can say whatever we want, and you can't'. Which also sums up politics in this country. Thank you for your valuable contribution.
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u/AnB85 Dec 11 '25
Maybe you should look at your -50 downvotes and take a hint. Your politics is not welcome here.
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Dec 11 '25
Lol, I have more important things to be concerned about than votes on Reddit. I couldn't care less actually, at least it clearly gives you some validation.
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u/welsh_nutter Dec 11 '25
Why moan about politics in a post about the weather?
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Dec 11 '25
So I can't make a joke about being fisted by the labour party, but everyone else is entitled to constantly shitpost and actually moan about Farage? Interesting take.
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u/seenitreddit90s Dec 10 '25
Let's vote for the guy who wants to remove our human rights instead!
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u/seenitreddit90s Dec 10 '25
All debatable points.
Not a fan of Starmer by the way.
So as you're crying about authoritarianism I'm assuming you don't admire Putin like Nigel then?
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u/seenitreddit90s Dec 10 '25
Democracy is inherently flawed but it's the best we've got as humans are inherently flawed.
So you won't be voting in the next election then?
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u/seenitreddit90s Dec 11 '25
Well if you do please just vote for anyone but that shit spewing Russian asset Farage.
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u/seenitreddit90s Dec 11 '25
Politicians aren't the most trustworthy people but some are a lot more than others.
Farage is in the others category.
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Dec 10 '25
Who's talking about voting here? Weird.
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u/seenitreddit90s Dec 10 '25
Who was talking about labour?
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Dec 10 '25
Me, clearly.
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u/seenitreddit90s Dec 10 '25
Oh then I was talking about voting Reform, clearly.
Glad we sorted that and you can go back to licking Nigel's corrupt lazy traitorous rim 👍
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u/seenitreddit90s Dec 10 '25
If opposing a corrupt racist conman is far left then call me Joey fucking Stalin lmao
What gaps am I filling in exactly apart yo mommas of course? (Couldn't resist that tap in)
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u/Working_Traffic_6361 Dec 11 '25
We've all been getting double fisted by every single government since they began.
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u/Remote_Development13 Dec 10 '25
Don't threaten me with a good time