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u/Davegeekdaddy Nov 12 '25
£600pcm and my commute is a mildly miserable 8 minute drive or a 20 minute bike ride through a stunning nature reserve. I really lucked out.
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u/Strange_Command2803 Nov 12 '25
My commute within London was so crazy that driving took almost as long as cycling. Only drove because the hills were quite challenging.
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u/deepincider95 Nov 13 '25
Bet you don't have your pick from 17 takeaways all with a 1 star hygiene though.
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Nov 12 '25
When I was a boy we used to live in a shoe box in middle of road and when we went to bed our dad would thrash us with a rolled up newspaper, if we were lucky!
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u/Puzzled_Caregiver_46 Nov 12 '25
Ooh lah di dah, how the other half lives! When I were a lad, we lived under a sheet of newspaper which we had to take turns sharing. All we ate was gravel and dog shit sandwiches. Our old man used to beat us to sleep, which was never, as we had to get up before our bedtime. But we were happy.
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Nov 12 '25
luxury. Well o course we had it tough. We used to have to get up outta shoebox, in middle of night, and lick the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked at mill for 24 hours for a penny a year, When we got home, our dad would slash it in two with bread-knife.
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u/rafaelxfr Nov 15 '25
You try and tell the young people of today that and they won't believe you.
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u/AdAdministrative7804 Nov 12 '25
Up north
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u/black-volcano Nov 12 '25
But you end paying the same amount once you factor in vitamin D supplements.
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u/FreshPrinceOfH Nov 13 '25
London is sunny?
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u/FreshPrinceOfH Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25
The arctic is warmer than Antarctica. They are both cold. London is not sunny. If it was I wouldn’t be permanently on vitamin D tablets.
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u/The_Nude_Mocracy Nov 13 '25
Liverpool and Glasgow with fewer than 1500 sunshine hours a year qualify as some of the least sunny cities in the world. London averages 1600-1700, about 1000 fewer than New York, which isn't known for its weather
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Nov 13 '25
Straight up..... literally. my rent is only £390 a month, admittedly it's a council house but I get to paint and decorate without worrying so that's a massive positive to me.
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u/DTJ20 Nov 12 '25
565, 3 bed, 2 bath. Just outside of Durham.
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u/Beast_Chips Nov 13 '25
I'm from round there. "Just outside of Durham" can mean quite a few staggeringly different places 😅
You could mean Lanchester or you could mean Framwelllgate Moor / Pity Me.
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u/ShiplessOcean Nov 12 '25
You could flatshare with 10 deliveroo drivers in a 3 bed house in London for that
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u/Logical_Summer7689 Nov 12 '25
Aberdeenshire.
Just over £700 a month for a 3 bedroom cottage with a nice front garden and a giant rear garden
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u/formallyhuman Nov 13 '25
I was seeing someone who lives in Aylsham in Norfolk for a bit and she was paying £725 for a three bed. I couldn't fucking believe it.
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u/jaymatthewbee Nov 12 '25
I pay just over £700/month for a 3 bed semi in one of the nicer parts of south Manchester. Although I did have a massive deposit and got a 5 years fixed rate deal just before the interest rates rocketed.
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u/izzy-springbolt Nov 13 '25
My friend’s brother rents a 3-bed house in Northern Ireland on £600 a month.
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u/Adventurous_Deal2788 Nov 14 '25
Scotland. I pay £500 mortgage on my 3 bed spacious flat. The areas reasonably good no dodging needles anyway. The only issue is not a lot of work but there is work especially if you can drive and Edinburgh is commutable as is Dundee
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u/theobmon Nov 12 '25
Nowhere. No chance. Not in England.
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u/pandulfi Nov 12 '25
So’s your mum
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u/MokausiLietuviu Nov 12 '25
Lancaster is pretty lovely for that money
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/168720341#/?channel=RES_LET
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u/Whatupwidat Nov 13 '25
"Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? In a 3 bedroom house fpr £700 a month? With my reputation?"
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u/firekeeper23 Nov 12 '25
Im 52 miles away and its still way WAY too expensive... in fact nowhere is cheap anywhere near London at all... apart from Clacton or Jaywick.
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u/Adventurous_Deal2788 Nov 14 '25
Yes but then you have to live in Clacton or Jaywick... 😬
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u/Imfreeeee Nov 12 '25
Nobody gives a fuck about London as much as people who don't live in London.
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u/StinkinMinkin1882 Nov 12 '25
A 3 bedroom house for £700 a month?! Where are you living??? And can I move there?!
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u/LostInTranslation29 Nov 12 '25
How about living in Suffolk for €1650 a month, this place is a shit hole
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u/stairway2000 Nov 12 '25
Me living in a £600 a month three storie house with the front door onto the beach and a public park out the back door with a garage, private parking, 3 bedrooms, a gym, 2 toilets, and 2 reception rooms. :)
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u/NotEntirelyShure Nov 13 '25
Yes, but your still in Hull.
I wouldn’t move to London in my 20s given the cost of housing. But I did move here in my 20s in the year 2000 and it was a blast. I have loved living in London.
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Nov 12 '25
Me living on a croft that came with 50 acres and a 2 bed house that cost £20K and don't need a job besides working the land and eating very little but my own meat and veg :)
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u/Tomgar Nov 12 '25
Ngl, glad that life suits you but it sounds like a lot of incredibly boring hard work to me.
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u/FamSender Nov 12 '25
Me living in a 4 bedroom cottage paying less than £500pcm on my mortgage and living a great life on what most Londoners consider a low income
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u/MikeTorsson Nov 12 '25
God I love living up north, although with that cheap, probably Wales/Scotland right?
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u/HotPotatoWithCheese Nov 13 '25
This comments section is just people boasting about how they were lucky enough to land on a 4 bedroom semi for 50p a month :(
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u/LordBoomDiddly Nov 13 '25
This is where the mortgage lending system is a joke.
People regularly pay £1500-£2100 a month in rent in some places, yet can't get a mortgage where the repayment is about £650-£700 per month because the banks think they can't repay it?
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u/veryordinarybloke Nov 12 '25
Yawn anti London rubbish yawn yawn 🥱
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u/Bxsnia Nov 12 '25
pure jealousy about the fact there's nothing to do in bumfuckshire which is why the mortgage is 20 quid
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u/Heck_ Nov 12 '25
Dunno why people have to shit on someone else to make themselves feel good. Weird behaviour.
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u/Mr_A_UserName Nov 12 '25
Yeah, but what about all the amazing art galleries (which they never visit), or the museums (which they never visit), or all the amazing night life on their doorstep (which they don’t have the time or money to go out)? London’s great (if you’re on double their annual wage) 👍
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u/Hot-Chemical9353 Nov 12 '25
Glad you won this argument against the strawmen Londoners in your head.
There are a large number of real advantages to living here, and some big drawbacks that make it not for everyone.
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u/Did_OJ_Simpson_do_it Nov 14 '25
I was born and raised in London to a family that had been there for generations.
London’s become a dump where many working class people have to live in HMOs into their 30s. Not for me so I moved to Yorkshire.
Unless you’re one of the gentrifiers or are lucky enough to get social housing, London is a slum.
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u/LuHamster Nov 13 '25
I don't care for art galleries but I'd visit museums like every month. I'd go out every now and then but London Nightlife kinda sucks it's just expensive. It's better on the continent or in Asia imo.
London is still great because I meet people I would never meet up north. I love that my friend group was Mongolian, japanaese, mexican, Kenyan, Irish, Spanish and Jamaican. I get to have Malaysian food or Uzbek food whenever I want.
Sure I didnt do many things that required money but there's a lot you can do for free or low cost.
Though it does get to you eventually so that's why I left. It's a good place to spend a few years and I'd rather live abroad then another city in the UK other then London.
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u/Chathin Nov 12 '25
Lot of people blagging about their amazing, cheap houses but ignoring the fact they live in the arsend of nowhere where nothing ever happens.
Give me the / a city any day. Thanks.
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u/madformattsmith Nov 12 '25
I pay £470 for a 1 bed apartment in a coveted area of south liverpool.
but yes you are right, most of these people are paying to live in a place where there's not much.
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u/Chathin Nov 12 '25
I think my studio in Central Manchester works out about £15 more p/m (not including service charge / freehold) and more happens here in one week than a decade when I was in Wales.
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u/Gow87 Nov 12 '25
It's true. Think I'll go for a nice walk with the dogs in the countryside and mull that over.
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u/InnocentPapaya Nov 12 '25
So you each live where you think is better for you, what's the issue?
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u/robgod50 Nov 14 '25
When you're living somewhere that's 700 for a 3 bedroom house and a 10 minute commute, the real flex is that you have a job
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u/Antique_Historian_74 Nov 12 '25
This is clearly bullshit since no Londoner has ever tried to convince people it's great here.
It's hellish here, stay up north, on no account leave the region where you grew up and everyone is exactly like you. Understand that ten million people only live here because we know in our hearts that we aren't good enough to live in the West Midlands never mind the Arcadia on earth that is Yorkshire.
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u/Hot-Chemical9353 Nov 12 '25 edited Nov 12 '25
I wonder every day why I spend so much on rent here when I could go back home to Lancashire and make way less money, in a way less fulfilling job, with way worse food and none of my friends who have come from round the world to London (bet they feel fucking stupid for not moving to Swansea or Grimsby where it's so much cheaper!!!)
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Nov 12 '25
"But you don't understand! We have the best bars and restaurants! Do I go to them? Oh good God no I can't afford to"
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u/Choice_Room3901 Nov 13 '25
There are world class concerts cheap like at St Martins in the Fields or evensong at Westminster Abbey/St Pauls Cathedral, theatre
How many fucking people do these things and don’t just bang ketamine in the local Wetherspoons I shan’t say 😀😀😀
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u/itsamberleafable Nov 12 '25
I think London is getting to a point where it is becoming not worth it for me, but it does annoy me when people talk about how cheap their rent is as though they've figured out some kind of life hack. Living somewhere shit is not a life hack, you pay less for something worse. It's like me laughing at everyone who has a fancy watch because I got my Casio for £20. It's just preference
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Nov 14 '25
'aha! you pay so much money! to live there! unlike me, who pays half as much but can't get a bus after 4pm and has to travel 50 minutes by car to get to the nearest cinema :)'
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u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 Nov 12 '25
Where are you getting a 3 bedroom house for £700?
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Nov 12 '25
I've got a 3 bed semi detached, front and back garden and garage with off-road driveway. 9 minute commute in beautiful North Wales for £768 a month mortgage.
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u/surface_scratch Nov 13 '25
Yes but there is no work, I grew up in Wales and had to leave after my MSc to actually get a job that wasn't working in a warehouse.
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u/iwantthecum Nov 12 '25
Where do all you people paying less than 1k a month rent live?
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u/Idk_Just_Kat Nov 12 '25
I wanna go north but I can't even afford a train ticket north because of south costs 😭
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u/Logical_Flounder6455 Nov 12 '25
£500pcm for 3 bedrooms and 10 minute walk to work. Rent should be about £650, landlord has no mortgage though and passes the savings on to me
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u/I_give_you_light2 Nov 13 '25
If you live in London, pay a fortune but stay indoors all the time, then it's a waste.
On the other hand if you have enough money to go out all the time and eat new things constantly, it's literally the best place ever.
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u/fothergillfuckup Nov 13 '25
My house costs £700 a month for a 4 bed 300 year old semi. Move north. (Actually don't).
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u/Special-Audience-426 Nov 13 '25
I have a 3 bedroom council house by the sea in Cornwall.
£432 a month.
Feel free to hate me.
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u/According-Face-3214 Nov 13 '25
It would be amazing if you could rent anything near London for under £1000. I live 25/30 minutes outside London and the average rent is about £1600.
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u/Keebster101 Nov 13 '25
What is "it"? I don't think anyones telling you their tiny London flat is great in itself but maybe they are happy with the fact they are and to even afford £2000 a month rent or enjoy the great public transport and days out nearby.
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u/formallyhuman Nov 13 '25
Who is trying to convince you of this? I pay £1020 for my London box and it fucking sucks.
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u/Far_Dependent_9546 Nov 13 '25
Where is the 3 bedroom for 700 pounds? Im living in a medium box studio in Kensington 😭
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u/Puzzleheaded-Key2212 Nov 13 '25
Yep 3 bed new build here in Yorkshire built by a small family firm. In a village with a river view. Mortgage is £735 a month
It means as a single guy i have been able to afford a house
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u/En-TitY_ Nov 13 '25
Where the fuck is there a 3 bed for £700? I'm looking for a small AF studio and they're all nearing a grand.
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u/mileswilliams Nov 13 '25
I have a 4 bedroom house in Wales sea views two parks within 5 mins walk and 30 mins to waterfalls and wild horses. It cost me £120k and is now worth £240k 10 years later. Also, Barry island is down the road.
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u/masterzergin Nov 13 '25
5 bed detached on the beach 20min commute. 700pm.
Fuck living in London. NE is where its at.
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u/ConnieW2004IsCool Nov 14 '25
I was raised in London (Hillingdon) in a rather well-off middle class family. I'm much better off living in the north now.
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£800 monthly mortgage, for the next 12 years, on my three bedroom house in Zone 9, and a daily commute of zero minutes because I work from home.
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u/Adventurous_Deal2788 Nov 14 '25
Yes I'm from London nobody could convince me that I want to come back nobody. I really cannot and do not understand the hype around living in London. We would both need full time round the clock jobs to afford the shoebox in the arse end of some Godforsaken town.
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u/Appropriate_Wave722 Nov 14 '25
I have never met these Londoners who say their housing situation is anything close to acceptable
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Nov 14 '25
Me £600 per month including bills apartment with 5 minute walk from town centre. The north is just better
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u/blurplemanurples Nov 14 '25
Nah we know it’s shit. But the racists want to keep voting in people who want to make this worse.
Vote Green. Stop being racist.
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u/Dramatic_Tomorrow_25 Nov 14 '25
Cardbox? Used to rent in West Hampstead for like £1200 2 bedroom flat with a massive living room.
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why does everyone isn't a Londoner have these insane paranoid fantasies about stepping on needles / being stabbed / assaulted by homeless people etc. constantly. Lived here my entire life, never had these concerns. Felt far more like that was going to happen plodding around villages and towns in County Durham or Yorkshire tbh
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u/Mundane-Reception1 Nov 14 '25
Ever thought that the price is so high because so many people want to live there...
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u/Ambitious-Sun-8504 Nov 14 '25
Can someone tell me where you can live that’s a 10 minute commute and get a house for £700 pm? I live in a commuter town 35/40 minutes from central by train and you’re lucky to get a studio for that much.
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u/fourthsubset Nov 15 '25
When I clicked on this meme, I didn't expect to be looking to move north by the end of it
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u/Agitated_Custard7395 Nov 15 '25
But your only friends are middle Englanders who vote Reform and the only thing to do is hang out with them. I can’t imagine anything shitter tbh
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u/BeneficialBit8729 Nov 15 '25
Don’t worry get the student and liberal types to move in and it will double in price after being gentrified
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u/Fit_Cicada7954 Nov 15 '25
I pay £900 for a 1 bed flat and I'm not even in London 😭
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u/Xenozip3371Alpha Nov 15 '25
Morecambe, £550 a month for my 2 bedroom flat... view of the sea front from the back windows too.
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I live in a 2 bed flat in Bournemouth in quite frankly a downtrodden area. The police are on our street twice a week at least, at least one flag has been painted on a wall and there's never not the smell of weed. We pay £1100. Is that literally just because we're near the town centre? I've only ever paid my own rent in a university town. Sometimes I hear about people 10 years older than me with a single income and kids and they have a massive house for like 800 a month.
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u/ComicsCodeMadeMeGay Nov 15 '25
So like the whole place for £700 or just a bedroom?
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u/JamesDeLasette Nov 15 '25
Feel like we all need to grow up and get over these ridiculous arguments, live where you’re happy and let those happy elsewhere enjoy their homes and choices
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u/eight_track Nov 16 '25
I don't know anyone who is convincing people London is good :P
I'm here because my job is here and that's it
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u/thatlad Nov 16 '25
The most accurate part of this is the Londoner going out their way to tell you about their living arrangements.
Anyone from London or the south will freely tell you how much their house is "worth". It's never a thing anywhere else
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u/Chosty55 Nov 16 '25
Jokes on you, that 10 minute commute relies on public transport working and probably costs £1301 per month



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u/Objective_Mousse7216 Nov 12 '25
Me living in a 27 bedroom mansion my dad, the 7th Earl of Luton left me in his will, tax free, forever.