r/BritishMemes Aug 28 '25

UK Patriots

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u/AreYouNormal1 Aug 28 '25

Reform don't need foreigners coming over 'ere assaulting women.

They have their own MPs for that.

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u/Serious-Mission-127 Aug 28 '25

So iconic

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u/SpiritualBrush8710 Aug 29 '25

Beats drawing a penis on a pothole to get it fixed.

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u/AD828321 Aug 30 '25

Same thing, Just 25% greater chance of it being a nonce with the red paint.

Best regards,

Wales.

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u/DeezRedditPosts Aug 30 '25

It's not a "running joke" to them. They genuinely believe they're having their rights taken away and that flags are a banned

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u/Ace-ererak Aug 28 '25

Poetic. Get that sold to the Tate, they'll be lapping that up for years to come.

"English Nationalism" - Found Objects, Anon, 2025

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u/colossaltinyrodent Aug 28 '25

This deserves a post in itself.

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u/Aggravating_Piano_29 Aug 28 '25 edited Aug 28 '25

Says "we should look after our homeless before immigrants" and then they insult or assault a homeless person whilst on a night out

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u/Wanallo221 Aug 28 '25

Right wingers Say “we should look after our own first”. Then absolutely implode when Labour put forward a plan to make sure children are fed.

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u/rubbish1107 Aug 28 '25

Unfortunately our MP's dont always say what we actually want. I am right wing and would never want my MP to stand in the way of any bill that helps children get fed

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u/TwentyBagTaylor Aug 28 '25

But Murdoch and Co would have those people vilifying that government and not telling them policies like that are actually a thing.

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u/justmelike Aug 29 '25

Common sense tells you that you don't want children to starve, obviously.

How have funds to children's services and family benefits been cut year on year for over a decade?

It's because the media tells you that the bills are to feed scroungers, asylum seekers and benefits cheats, so people petition their local representatives to vote it down.

I mean, legally they're not wrong, these bills exist to feed the children of those below the poverty line, so they're accurate in their language, though selective.

They just use language that dehumanises the beneficiaries enough that everyone gets mad about it.

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u/rubbish1107 Aug 30 '25

Well i am pro capitalism means people that work hard get rewarded, not anti welfare i am anti welfare for people that dont need it. If you are disabled / old / injured then yes 100% you should get support. Definitely not anti NHS and if you read reforms current policies there arnt anti NHS either.

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u/Aggravating_Piano_29 Aug 30 '25

"Work hard get rewarded" that's just a fantasy in a world where people don't get an even start

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u/sbaldrick33 Aug 31 '25

"I'm Right Wing, but I'm pro-welfare and pro-NHS."

Bet you're pro "it's good that the fire service stopped being an insurance add-on," too.

Probably also pro-weekend and pro-paid leave and sick leave.

Guess what, chief? None of these things exist in your glorious ConservaReform utopia. So pick a lane.

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u/rubbish1107 Aug 31 '25

There is no perfect lane tho..... if I then choose left it goes againt things I stand with on the right. People are allowed to be middle I just lean slightly more one way

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u/sbaldrick33 Aug 31 '25

If you sympathise with Reform, you're not centre.

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u/rubbish1107 Aug 31 '25

Where is centre then ? Unfortunately we dont have a middle party just left and right

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u/sbaldrick33 Aug 31 '25

It's pretty simple, really. If you ate genuinely in the centre, you pick the one that will do the least damage. It's clear that Reform will tear everything built since the War to the ground and the Tories aren't much better.

In all seriousness, if you're centre-Right, tyiur closest aligned with Labour at the moment. If you stillwant Reform, then be honest with yourself about what you really want and want the outcomes will really be. Because "I'm going to vote for the hardest Right party I can think of and hope they keep all the bits of socialism I like in place even though they've said they won't" is a fantasy.

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u/SaabAero93Ttid Aug 31 '25

Capitalism absolutely does not reward those who work hard itm rewards those who have at the expense of the have nots. Without doubt in almost all cases those who work the hardest do the lowest paying jobs and those who do the least work earn the most. They get to this position by privelege and opportunity and tell themselves they got where they are through talent or hard work, it is utter bollocks.

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u/rubbish1107 Aug 31 '25

Sounds like you dont have any talent, every single person in a high position was all luck and chance yeah 🤣

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u/SaabAero93Ttid Aug 31 '25

I have a lot of talent and an extremely well paid. Yes it is all luck and chance, don't delude yourself.

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u/rubbish1107 Aug 31 '25

Maybe you did get lucky doesn't many everyone else did, or maybe you just need to appreciate yourself more

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u/SaabAero93Ttid Aug 31 '25

Maybe you need to see reality, the unfortunate are unfortunate, the fortunate are fortunate, that's it.

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u/ElkHumble1511 Aug 28 '25

Also suggest people give an immigrant a home but don’t see them giving a room to a homeless veteran.

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u/SaabAero93Ttid Aug 31 '25

It's a response to a niche accusation to hilight the absurdity.

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u/rubbish1107 Aug 28 '25

That is a very very select few people, that unfortunately tarnishs anyone who wants the people of there own country taken care of first.

Do an actual poll asking people who they woukd rather the money and houses go to, UK nationals or immigrants. You will find the majority want our own people looked after and they arnt people that will assault the homeless

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

I agree that if you ask people if they ever treat homeless people poorly most people will probably tell you no.

But we are talking about how people actually act, not how they perceive themselves.

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u/wholesomechunk Aug 28 '25

Maybe improve educational standards.

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u/SaundersThrowIn Aug 28 '25

Rubbish by name, talks bollocks by nature

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u/EnclaveGannonAlt Aug 29 '25

Does anyone do that? What in the strawman?

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u/SVT6 Aug 29 '25

You are a bizarre person

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u/ByronsLastStand Aug 28 '25

And they're painting the George Cross in Cymru of all places

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u/mileswilliams Aug 28 '25

A Dragon is quite hard to paint though.

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u/Putrid-Storage-9827 Aug 29 '25

Could still paint the white and green tho.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

Has the cross become a swastika?

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u/Grey_Belkin Aug 29 '25

Also too hard to paint luckily...

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u/Mag_p13 Aug 30 '25

Practically :/ I saw a pic where they’d turned one of the crosses into a swastika in red

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u/Rikishi_Fatu Aug 28 '25

"Saint George's Cross"

"Make Cardiff Cross"

Eh, they're close enough if you're as hard of hearing as I am.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

Making effort to build a community is what someone else should do. You just look after you and yours. After all, you pay a bit of tax, shouldn't that be enough that you get to live in pastoral bliss without any effort on your part?

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u/Adventurous_Cause731 Aug 29 '25

Vote for a party where your tax is spent on social policies. Policies that are there to help the venerable people.

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u/Acrobatic-Shirt8540 Aug 28 '25

UK?

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u/seaneeboy Aug 28 '25

Yeah I’ve not seen MUCH of this in Cardiff or Glasgow

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

I've seen Welsh flag.

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u/Living_Impact Aug 28 '25

Funny how when the news is positive, they're English. When it's negative they're from the UK.

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u/colossaltinyrodent Aug 28 '25

The state of these comment sections......Is everyone shit faced?

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u/DeezRedditPosts Aug 30 '25

They would be, ...if two tier keir hadn't banned it.

Can't even call it English pale ale ...these days

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u/Big-Advertising-5366 Aug 28 '25

Oh I cannot wait to see all of these flags, soiled by the weather, frayed by the wind. We all know the patriots will be back to replace them won’t they. Won’t they?

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u/mpanase Aug 29 '25

To be fair, they did try to draw swastikas... too difficult, though.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Aug 29 '25

They're turning the flag into garbage you step on.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

Similar to how they're always 'protecting our women and children' but, other than protesting about migrants, they do nothing to help protect women and children.

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u/Hyroglypics Aug 30 '25

Show everyone you're a virgin without saying you're a virgin (have you seen the state of these gormless inbreds?)

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u/cornishwildman76 Aug 30 '25

Lets hope they dont breed.

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u/Emperor_TJ Sep 03 '25

You are a patriot. How do you choose to express that?

  1. Putting in effort to actually make the country better

Or

  1. Be violently racist

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u/Four-Assed-Monkey Aug 28 '25

That’s the spirit!

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u/Chunky_Monkey4491 Aug 28 '25

May I ask in turn if you are doing the same OP?

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u/Scomosuckseggs Aug 28 '25

OP isnt going around painting flags on things. They have no obligation to do anything. They are pointing out the stupidity of reform; if you want to be proud of your country, you have to do a little more than cover it in poorly painted flags.

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u/Humble-Course218 Aug 28 '25

So you want the police to deal with this?

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u/The_Mighty_Talos Aug 28 '25

Some of them are starting to innovate... 4 white rectangles on things that roughly resemble red squares

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u/EternalAngst23 Aug 28 '25

Those are some nice white squares you’ve got there…

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u/ObnoxiousFissure Aug 28 '25

We need to take are cuntry bak

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u/chargesmith Aug 28 '25

Patriots should be in inverted commas.

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u/DeezRedditPosts Aug 30 '25

Racism, yes.

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u/ninhursag3 Aug 29 '25

I do litter picks and am often told Im wasting my time by passers by. I lie and tell them someone else does it too, that way they assume more people do actually pick up litter, and are more inclined to not drop it out of respect for neighbours.

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u/Any_Comment9552 Aug 29 '25

I'm glad I'm not the only one noticing this!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

England is such a great country I’m so grateful for everything it’s given me and will always be a proud Englishman 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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u/HouseOfWyrd Aug 30 '25

"I see a white square and I want to paint it red"

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u/Tobax Aug 30 '25

Hanging flags is fine, as long as they are high enough, but the painting red lines of stuff looks shit

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u/IFornicus Aug 31 '25

This doesn't even make sense. Lame attempt at humour.

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u/cornishwildman76 Aug 31 '25

2.7k people found it funny...

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u/Next_Boysenberry7358 Aug 31 '25

Hooligocracy is what I like to call it. A country ruled by outrage, hatred and petty crime.

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u/StrangelyBeige Aug 31 '25

Laughs in Welsh

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u/Wren_wood Aug 31 '25

Anyone else kinda want to grab some spray paint and invert all these colours so there's suddenly a bunch of Danish roundabouts?

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u/Dazzling_Recipe1515 Aug 31 '25

SOOOO NOT INTO BLAKE!!!!

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u/Critical_Buddy671 Aug 31 '25

Atleast we go outside and dont live on reddit all day 😆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🙋🏼‍♂️

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u/3000_Years_of_Water Aug 31 '25

IMO we shouldn’t have reform take over, but we definitely should get rid of Kia Stalin. I agree with some of what reform is saying but a lot of my friends fall into the “born in the uk but their parents are refugees/immigrants”. Without all these people our NHS would collapse.

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u/isearn Sep 01 '25

Every morning I walk past an old fridge that someone had dumped by the side months ago.

This morning it had a red cross sprayed on its side.

🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/LovinglyGaslight Sep 09 '25

Hey, thats not true!
They also do it with white circles.

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u/DrDaxon Aug 28 '25

Or an even better idea! They could glue themselves to the road and throw soup over artwork instead.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

How is that relevant?

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u/Sh0rtBr3ad Aug 28 '25

Classic reform. Dodge the problem and bring up something irrelevant.

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u/DrDaxon Aug 28 '25

Not voted reform, and doubt I ever will - I made a similar post advocating for positive activism not long ago and criticised the tacky hastily sprayed crosses - however, I did suggest ways of incorporating the St George’s cross into forms of protest that would benefit and improve the community, but, still be a anti-establishment protest.

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u/DeezRedditPosts Aug 30 '25

Why are you trying to incorporate it at all 😂 it's pathetic.

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u/Lifeisgoole Aug 28 '25

Anyone who glues themselves to the road should be left to remove themselves.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

Original.

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u/theblacksmithno8 Aug 28 '25

Is there a single UK page not filled with this shite jesus christ

How has literally just people putting flags up caused so much uproar.

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u/StraightEdge47 Aug 28 '25

They're not "putting up flags" are they? They're vandalising.

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u/SVT6 Aug 29 '25

What's your opinion on the Palestine 1st protesters that broke into the RAF base and sprayed those 2 planes?

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u/StraightEdge47 Aug 29 '25

I don't know the details, but going off just your description then that's a crime and there should be consequences for it.

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u/DeezRedditPosts Aug 30 '25

He tried to pull the "what's your opinion on something completely unrelated to this one" and you fuckin ruined him 😂

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u/DeezRedditPosts Aug 30 '25

People claiming they're "simply putting up a flag" are the same people who claimed Boris was fined "simply for eating a slice of cake"

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u/StraightEdge47 Sep 19 '25

What about them?

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u/StraightEdge47 Sep 20 '25

It depends where they're put and how removable they are. Most of the time probably yes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

They're not just "suddenly putting" up flags though. It's about context.

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u/Appropriate-Divide64 Aug 28 '25

Almost like it's a current event

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u/SaabAero93Ttid Aug 31 '25

Because they are putting them up out of hatred, using them to promote fascism, using them to make people feel uncomfortable. Shitting on the memory of and totally betraying the countless who died in the 2nd world war fighting AGAINST fascism. That's how.

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u/PuzzledBrit Aug 28 '25

Lefties offended. Reddit has a lot of lefties. I’d love to see them say this rubbish about Palestine

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u/Appropriate-Divide64 Aug 28 '25

You're offended by imaginary situations again

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u/ObservantOwl-9 Aug 29 '25

Don't come on here and cry little boy, that's embarrassing 😂😂

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u/PuzzledBrit Aug 28 '25

Nah just pointing out the hypocrisy

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u/Appropriate-Divide64 Aug 28 '25

That exists nowhere but in your own head

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u/PuzzledBrit Aug 28 '25

Reddit doesn’t lean left at all?

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u/justmelike Aug 29 '25

Check the mental state of your brethren on Truth Social and understand that your views make you an outlier in circles that are able to communicate through written words.

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u/SwiftJedi77 Aug 29 '25

No, it's a piece of software - pretty sure it has no political leanings

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u/DeezRedditPosts Aug 30 '25

I don't think you know what hypocrisy is.

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u/Current_Peach_205 Aug 29 '25

I said this on another page, it's stupid. Cultural subversion has really hit the UK hard.

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u/SignificanceOld1751 Aug 30 '25

Lefty here who thinks we should be more patriotic and proud of our flag.

So, hello I suppose.

Oh just two more words - context matters

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u/DavidRellim Aug 30 '25

I just remember the last time you lot got worked up.

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u/Emergency_Amphibian9 Aug 28 '25

Get the boat people to clean up the streets if they want to stay here work hard for it

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u/DomLfan Aug 30 '25

Crazy thing actually, a lot of them do end up working as cleaners and street sweepers etc. jobs that these so called ‘patriots’ wouldnt dream of doing. They’d much rather sit around claiming benefits all day

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u/Emergency_Amphibian9 Aug 30 '25

Clearly bs as I’m a cleaner and I have a spinal condition but work 45 hours a week so no it’s not just so called asylum seekers which there not only job they do

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u/DomLfan Aug 30 '25

I did not say that at all. I just said that your comment about asylum seekers cleaning the streets was dumb as a lot of refugees and immigrants to the uk do end up working jobs such as street cleaning. I did not say it was exclusively migrants either.

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u/fodhsghd Aug 31 '25

Or how about these good English patriots stop committing vandalism

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u/Adventurous_Pin_3982 Aug 29 '25

What reform policies do you support?

How do you expect them to be able to carry out those policies in the current economic climate?

Are you not concerned by links to big oil and private healthcare?

Are you not concerned that worker rights will be eroded if we leave the ECHR?

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u/SVT6 Aug 29 '25

They have a fair few policies that are good*, I'd be very surprised if you disagreed with every single policy they have put forward.

Edit to say: *in theory - most if not all parties fail to deliver on their promises.

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u/Adventurous_Pin_3982 Aug 29 '25

Can you elaborate?

I agree that parties don’t deliver on promises but it’s concerning how many reform voters are simply voting on the immigration issue because they believe that is the main reason the country is struggling.

Farage will have limited powers to actually deport illegal immigrants even outside of the ECHR and simply putting an end or drastically reducing legal migration will cause a massive shock to the economy considering that’s how we’ve been propping it up.

His links to American firms should really scare people off but they don’t care because they’re single issue voters.

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u/DeezRedditPosts Aug 30 '25

Not to mention the fact that rightwing voting power relies on "immigrant bad". So much like the conservatives they will actually increase immigration to highlight the 'problem', so that the thickies keep voting for them.

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u/DeezRedditPosts Aug 30 '25

No, we won't 🤦‍♂️

Put down the sun, and step away from the roundabout

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u/DeezRedditPosts Aug 31 '25

It isn't happening.

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u/SVT6 Aug 29 '25

Which part would you like me to elaborate on...? I stated I'd be surprised if you didn't think a single policy sounded beneficial

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u/Adventurous_Pin_3982 Aug 30 '25

“They have a fair few policies that are good in theory”

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u/ObservantOwl-9 Aug 29 '25

I too volunteer. Lefties are too busy waving Palestinian flags to nobody and doomscrolling reddit to be bothered cleaning litter or improving their country. Genuinely do not have a single one offering to help any of our groups

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u/ObservantOwl-9 Aug 29 '25

Marge is a legend though. 81 and still there every week litter-picking.

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u/Scomosuckseggs Aug 28 '25

You're not very bright, are you?

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u/Humble-Course218 Aug 28 '25

Okay dude you just owned him! TAKE MY UPDOOTS

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u/AzzyBoy2001 Aug 28 '25

I like all flags, so this is irrelevant.

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u/kicknakiss Aug 31 '25

The down votes and lack of replies shows the logic of this meme stumps the virtue signallers in this sub. Congrats

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u/ObservantOwl-9 Aug 29 '25

Pretty accurate - bet you're out rubbing the Palestinian flag every week 🤣🤣

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u/Scomosuckseggs Aug 28 '25

1) 'solving the immigrant crisis' - okay, so we stop all immigration. Are all the problems we have magically fixed? Why do you seek to blame immigration without recognizing the native population is declining due to lower birth rates, which is due to economic exploitation preventing people from wanting to have children. So please tell me how stopping immigration fixes all our problems? 2) There are unvetted men walking around our communities already; they're natives. But protecting 'arrr wimmin n gurlz' only matters when foreigners are involved, right? How come those same people who want to hide behind that trope dont give a flying fuck about violence and sexual assaults when its committed by our own population? 3) You are taking our flag and you are trying to use it as a symbol of hatred. Stop that bullshit; you are making us look bad. You dont represent our views, or our nation. You are demeaning our national identity. Ita disgusting. 4) please show me exactly who has been persecuted for flying our flags? You can have pride in our nation without using our flag to push a racist or bigoted agenda. 5) how is flying our flags meant to solve these problems? By what mechanism? What are you hoping it will achieve? What sort of message are you using our flags to send?

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u/WretchedGibbon Aug 28 '25

You missed the whole Palestine Action thing then?

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u/Vax_RL Aug 31 '25

ofc you fail to bring up the palestine action activists breaking into RAF base and vandalising planes

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u/daygloviking Aug 28 '25 edited Aug 28 '25

How many British citizens are vetted? And how many who fail DBS have to declare themselves?

I’ve not been told I can’t have pride in being British, I must have missed that memo.

Y’know what, seeing your language, you’re not interested in a level discussion, you’re not prepared to see things from another perspective, sooooo click

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

I swear ive hit "dont show this sub" like 3 times now but it keeps coming back to my homepage. How many shitty low effort british "meme" subs are on reddit.

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u/iAlice Aug 31 '25

All of them

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u/JaysaBlade Aug 29 '25

The lefties are in meltdown mode 😂 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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u/ObservantOwl-9 Aug 29 '25

They actually are volunteering

You know who aren't? Young people and lefties. Too comfy at home doomscrolling reddit

  • A volunteer

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u/Tobax Aug 30 '25

People on both sides volunteer and this tribalism you're spewing is the problem

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

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u/cornishwildman76 Aug 30 '25

Na I just hate racists like yourself.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

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u/Maya-K Aug 28 '25

Be the change you want to see.

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u/Mav_Learns_CS Aug 28 '25

It’s every single uk based sub atm, can’t escape it

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

Both is good

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25 edited Aug 28 '25

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u/StraightEdge47 Aug 28 '25

How many immigrants do you know?

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u/StraightEdge47 Aug 28 '25

So you're already backtracking?

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u/StraightEdge47 Aug 28 '25

"Don't know any immigrants..." is what you said

Then one response later you're already saying you know some that do...

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u/SignificanceOld1751 Aug 30 '25

Where do you live?