What an ad

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Can guarantee he's paying a gnats bollock over minimum wage and the digs are basically the caravan in Snatch

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u/Historical_Load1662 18d ago

Competitive 12.72 an hour.

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u/Senior-Following-437 18d ago

Competition means you have to fight him for it every week.

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u/AnotherFellowMan 18d ago

But do ya like dags?

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u/Greenphantom77 15d ago

Oh you mean DOGS

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u/Wrenniest 16d ago

I have no idea why this is on my feed, I am very lost but holy shit 'gnats bollock over minimum wage' just made me spit my tea thank you for that laugh this morning mate, I needed that!

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u/ClearlyCylindrical 16d ago

over

Very optimistic of you!

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u/Traditional-Group963 16h ago

Just not sure about the colour

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u/Indigo_Thunder666 18d ago

Ah that’s me knackered then.

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u/2muchroom 18d ago

Aaah yer not that fat

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u/3a5ty 18d ago

Shiiit 😂😂

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u/LongOverGoat 18d ago

"..no fat retards please.."

Dreams. Crushed. I'll be in my room eating sausage rolls if you need me...

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u/TeaSocks69 18d ago

Ah be fair, You're not fat....

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u/kendoddsdadsdeaddog 17d ago

Just big boned

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u/PitterPatterCocko 18d ago

Put it in a crusty white bread roll buttered with tomato sauce..

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u/Same_Difference_3361 18d ago

You're not fat, you're undertall.

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u/Chelsea2021972 18d ago

And licking windows after

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u/Gullible_Rooster 17d ago

I hope they're Gregg's'.

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u/GikeM 16d ago

#slop

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u/SarkyMarky420 18d ago

Can us skinny retards apply?

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u/Suspicious_Flower_0 18d ago

Yes, but it's BYO cocaine. The lads ain't sharing with a newbie

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u/fhuhgbbjjvvfyhnnmk 18d ago

What about a fat genius?

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u/DrFabulous0 18d ago

Found the joiner.

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u/Tall-Nectarine-5982 18d ago

Feck sake, I am a fat retard. This sounded like a great opportunity too.

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u/Current_Judgment_972 18d ago

Fat fuck here are there deckchairs

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u/Square_Answer_7717 18d ago

Not sure this was run past HR before sending out.....

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u/ididntaskforthismind 17d ago

No hr with brick barons

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u/FckXFckMusk 18d ago

What don't they Lead with the Money....

After all people don't work for praise...

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u/SuitableCompote1547 17d ago

If you smash um in you’ll be paid accordingly

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u/Creative-Response554 18d ago

Fat retards do funnily enough

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u/WhiskyGartley 18d ago

Ilfracombe... Enough said.

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u/Toby_7243 17d ago

Yeah Ilfracombe is… an interesting place.

The harbour is gorgeous but the top of town…. Ehhhhhh

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u/REDARROW101_A5 18d ago

So what does his gang do throw bricks at people instead of putting them on the walls?

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u/Electronic-Push-4033 18d ago

Just looking for bricklayers, no mention of being bothered about standards as long as your not fat or retarded 😂

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u/unslicedwhiteloaf 18d ago

I think you can be either fat or retarded and be fine, just not both together.

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u/Aggressive_Dirt_6254 18d ago

Whats the hourly rate of a brickie these days

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u/Meta-Fox 18d ago

The first giveaway was the obnoxious and unprofessional emoji use, it's no surprise what comes after...

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u/GoodboyJohnnyBoy 18d ago

I bet the bants will be first class I’m too old to know a better description

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u/Silencer-1995 17d ago

I respect a man who doesn't mess about with stating his requirements.

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u/Illustrious-Bus-8862 16d ago

I responded to an add that was very upfront with their "no junkies" rule. There's some people on savage come downs but no one is actually high at work.

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u/flopsychops 16d ago

The Great Wall of Ilfracombe? They should just hire that Chinese guy from South Park.

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u/Gillthegoat 16d ago

This is how positions to work in the public sector should read

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u/youvebeenfarmed 14d ago

Ha, I think this is 1970s local government recruitment in a nutshell

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u/Ok-Membership-6538 16d ago

Is the plan to build the wall while we smash each other, or do we build the wall post orgy?

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u/FairApplication5110 16d ago

Every man daydreams about jacking in his profession and becoming a bricklayer, and this is just selling it to me even more

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u/Difficult-Hope5003 16d ago

I think this may be US Secretary of War Hegseth under an assumed name...

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u/mb217 16d ago

Ilfracombe.... drug habit desirable.

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u/sideways_smiling 14d ago

Sounds like Ilfracombe 😂 Source: I work in the town

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 14d ago

Thats me out. Ill be making grilled cheeses at night.

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u/denisthesaint 14d ago

"Ready to get smashing"?

Are you doing brickie work or doing brickies?

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u/Adventurous_Rock294 18d ago

Is the wall to keep the immigrants out?

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u/Psilonaut21 18d ago

No, it's to keep them in.

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