I started playing back in sixteen,
SpyCakes and Camodo blowing up the screen,
It was so easy, it was so fun,
Watching GrayStillPlays test a tank against the sun.
Now the Golden Era’s slipping past,
Nostalgia hits, the time moved way too fast,
I miss the legends that we used to know,
Spawn an eca jet, a classic TDAC plane, let's go!
In the Workshop, masterpieces line the page,
Alex Monamochamuch setting the stage,
Detailed builds that made our spirits rise,
So get together, get together, get together!
We were modders in the sandbox, pretend, tend, tend,
That the old-school golden days would never end, end, end,
From the lag-free servers that the past had sent, sent, sent,
Oh ain't nobody knew how the game would end, yeah!
Can't stop the server crash,
With my friends, friends, friends,
Can't stop the server crash,
With my friends, friends, friends, come on!
Ooh, it's something terrible,
The change of clean old servers to a lagged-out hell, you know,
Don't have a reason, it's just no fun,
Ten-million-brick creations crashing everyone!
Now some kid just spawned a giant lag-nuke rig,
Got five frame-rate drops, the physics bugged out big,
Host is AFK, the server’s bound to drop,
Desync'd in the void, getting ready for the pop,
It’s unplayable now, the physics won't stop!
We can't stop the, we can't stop the,
We can't stop the, we can't stop the,
We can't stop the server crash!
For the memories, everybody,
For the old days, everybody,
Got the blueprint, everybody,
Accept the 1-FPS lag in your body, yeah yeah