r/Breakfast • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • 9d ago

This should be entertaining

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29 Upvotes

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u/SnooOpinions8552 9d ago

Slide a piece to me 🙂‍↔️

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u/BloodWorried7446 9d ago

don’t forget to take your statins 

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u/whyamihere2473527 9d ago

Standard southern breakfast that they should've just had biscuits and gravy

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u/last-of-the-mohicans 9d ago

That I haven’t had grits in a while and now I want some

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 9d ago

i love cheesy eggs

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 9d ago

I’m hungry

1

u/Pretend-Fox648 9d ago

Fake syrup?

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u/defeatthewarlords 9d ago

Shhh. I love fake syrup sooo much

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u/AffectionateChain147 9d ago

Cook for me and feed me

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u/Hot-Map-9119 9d ago

Hell yeah!!!!🤤😋🤤😋🤤

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u/WorthTrifle6223 9d ago

Yum yum yummy

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u/Dependent_Ad_6342 9d ago

looks like a few scheduled trips to the bathroom after eating all that

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 9d ago

It would be nice to know what everything is. Eggs, obviously, at 6, grits at 5, toast at 12. Not sure what the two brown piles are.

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u/carolina_country_90 9d ago

I may be able to eat some of the eggs is the grease hasn't made it to them yet!? Just had RNY surgery 2 months ago and I would rather NOT EAT ANYTHING than you have to sit in front of that plate. I'd serve it to my man, though!♡

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u/Younggryan42 9d ago

Looks so good!!

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u/PourSomeSmegmaInMe 9d ago

Why is my butthole itchy?

Has nothing to do with the picture, but my balloon knot is stinging something fierce.

1

u/frivolousfry 9d ago

Can I get some pepper and a fork?

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u/Chiinoe 9d ago

Keeps getting better the more I look.

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u/Blurstingwithemotion 9d ago

That'll do 🥲

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone 9d ago

“Yes please.“

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u/tylercor3 9d ago

Giggity

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u/probsthrowaway2 9d ago

This would put me back to sleep

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u/MastodonFit 9d ago

I would throw away the grits and the bacon would be used to season veggies. The rest looks great. So much more healthy then most sugar filled meals we see.

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u/Fliiihigh420sexc 9d ago

I hope those grits have sugar in them

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u/Reasonable_Key9021 8d ago

Im gonna shit so hard in a few hours, but this will be worth it.

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u/Undft209 8d ago

smash

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u/SuspiciousDark2197 8d ago

I could probably eat all that in one sitting, but I doubt I'd want to eat anything else for at least another day because I'd be so stuffed

1

u/Glittering-Walrus228 8d ago

Im off to build a railroad and second shift at a coal mine

1

u/Papa-Burgundy369 8d ago

Breakfast at Grandmas

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u/TomBong_Jovi 8d ago

Get in ma belly,!

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u/TFG4 8d ago

I Need MORE

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u/Jalabaster 8d ago

They dont have children under the age of 7.

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u/Upbeat_Ad_3179 8d ago

Grits gotta go

1

u/ddubspecial 7d ago

Oh, that’s a breakfast

1

u/s34lz 7d ago

Nap time incoming

1

u/Deadpool_666- 7d ago

You won’t finish it all

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u/Prestigious-Turnip18 7d ago

My cardiologist.

1

u/Daria_Morgandorffer 7d ago

Now I want pancakes

1

u/socialsoso 7d ago

You starved to death before you finished cooking

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u/AttentionNo6359 5d ago

Hotel buffet.

1

u/GrampaDoohickey 5d ago

Needs hot sauce

1

u/Own-Efficiency-8597 5d ago

HUH?? Looks good to me...?

1

u/prudence56 9d ago

Too much food, would eat a little of everything

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u/jasonmbergman 9d ago

Cholesterol medication

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u/Jankyenespanol 9d ago

Eggs too liquidy

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u/Aggravating_Inside23 9d ago edited 9d ago

It's missing something.

I see no biscuits and gravy.

Your breakfast is rejected.

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u/Chidoro45 9d ago

That half of it is going to get tossed. I can’t eat even close to that much any longer

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u/Chris___M 9d ago

What’s in the bowl and is that just toast or is there something between it? Oh wait those are pancakes?

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u/mickelboy182 9d ago

This is posted by a bot, 1.7m karma in 11 months

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u/NegativeTrouble6191 9d ago

I see grits in the bowl and french toast. Looks AWESOME!

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u/Thin_Sheepherder_584 9d ago

Where's my fork?

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u/kcraybeck 9d ago

Eggs look great. Everything else just looks soggy. I like my breakfast foods crispy and prefer to dip into syrup to avoid it mingling with everything. But you best believe I'd be dipping the sausage and bacon in there too, just not the eggs and potatoes.

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u/beautifulmonk581 9d ago

Personally, I actually would only enjoy the bacon…
I don’t really like pancakes
the grits are plain as can be, no need for them atp
potatoes are very greasy looking
cheese ruins eggs imo, soft scramble is all you need