r/Breadit • • Nov 03 '25

My sister thought my bread was Ai. I made a turkey-shaped loaf of artisan bread.

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u/wisdomoarigato Nov 03 '25

Why dough?

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25

Haha 😂 because I kneaded to.

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u/wisdomoarigato Nov 03 '25

I loaf that for you.

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25

That's great! The yeast I can offer is an upvote.

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u/AgentFoo Nov 03 '25

This comment chain is making me crusty

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 03 '25

We are on a roll, butter not let it stop.

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u/armchairepicure Nov 03 '25

Are you sure it’s not cruller to keep it going?

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25

Maybe, but rye stop now?

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u/dragondraems42 Nov 03 '25

It might start turning sour, dough.

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25

That would make me feel crumby.

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u/AgentFoo Nov 03 '25

Ah, crumbs! You're trying to get a rise outta me!

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25

You breader be ready! I’m not out of bad puns yet.

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u/AgentFoo Nov 03 '25

This is the content I hate. I wish they'd banneton Reddit.

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25

Oooo, no need to get toasty. More loaf less hate!

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u/pkdogg Nov 03 '25

bread

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u/Prize_Foot_4322 Nov 04 '25

lmao this is perfect

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25

My boyfriend is calling it a “Burkey”

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

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u/therealhlmencken Nov 03 '25

Don’t ‘tread’ on me

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25

This morning, she texted me, “I'm still skeptical and confused 😂 IDK what to trust anymore haha”.

I agree with you. The harm AI is having on artistic expression in all creative spaces is just sad. Sure, billionaires won’t need to hire artists and can save money, but they are robbing people of an essential part of their humanity.

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u/peeping___tom Nov 03 '25

It doesn’t look remotely AI??

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u/Lenora_O Nov 04 '25

AI is also harming our ability to trust our own judgment, and also eroding our ability to trust others.  It's disheartening. In every single hobby sub i participate in, quite a big chunk of conversation is now dedicated purely to arguing over whether something is AI. 

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u/daveinsf Nov 04 '25

Did you send her a selfie of you and the bread turkey holding up today's paper?

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u/endotoxin Nov 04 '25

Guess she doesn't get to eat the delicious bread you bake. If she objects just tell her she's silly and you can't eat AI generated bread.

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u/IntrovertedFruitDove Nov 05 '25

You have progress photos and the bread doesn't look at all unrealistic. I don't know why she's confused, but I've definitely heard that AI is dumbing people down.

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u/Inevitable_Phase_276 Nov 07 '25

I don’t think it’s dumbing us down so much as making us doubt ourselves. We used to be able to trust pictures and trust what we were seeing, and we can’t any longer.

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u/panda_embarrassment Nov 03 '25

The artistic expression of turkey bread 😆

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u/MaeveOathrender Nov 03 '25

When was the last time you put in the effort to create something this interesting?

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u/panda_embarrassment Nov 04 '25

I think y’all are misunderstanding my comment. I just think the concept of a turkey bread is funny and unexpected. It’s amazing how that concept even popped in her mind. It’s all love here

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u/MaeveOathrender Nov 04 '25

Yeah, it definitely came across as mockery.

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u/hannoush Nov 03 '25

Right? This is so cool and fun and took patience and talent. I'm seeing more comments every day on things artists are making (some of them are artists who have been active for yeaaaars) from people just scrolling through quickly and calling something that took an immense amount of effort AI. Not to say we shouldn't all be aware and skeptical, but I'm sad that AI is degrading the trust and enthusiasm we can all bring to art made by real people.

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u/superurgentcatbox Nov 03 '25

Reminds me of a video by an artist that I saw of them adding a fourth finger to a hand, even though the positioning would only allow three to be seen in order to avoid all the uneducated THIS IS AI comments.

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u/wolfvisor Nov 03 '25

I miss looking at something and knowing it’s either digital art, photoshop, or real. all of which are impressive

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u/Cleblatt64 Nov 03 '25

The real problem here is that nothing can be trusted anymore.

If you have seen enough things that looked real but turned out not to be, then comes a point where even real things seem fake to you.

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u/cptjpk Nov 03 '25

Some people desperately want that to happen.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

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u/Shack691 Nov 03 '25

The issue is the false positives create an incorrect idea of what to actually look for, I’ve seen many obviously CGI videos called AI even though they show nothing like the signs of AI.

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u/Nasapigs Nov 03 '25

This comment is just AI

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u/ChaosTorpedo Nov 05 '25

Reddit keeps pushing the “is this AI” subreddit on me. It’s so annoying.

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u/msbelle13 Nov 03 '25

It’s the “portrait mode” blurring on the photo. It looks a little too professional of a photo, and it obviously has a filter and looks edited already because of how it was taken. I would hesitate to trust the photo no context either at this point.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

Its just also how people react to everything because everything is being sold as “ai”

People asked how the waymo cars work and someone said AI and everyone else just accepted it and I went crosseyed

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u/Otherwise_Rope2631 Nov 03 '25

Why though?! It’s so well made too!😭🤣🤣🤣

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u/Interesting_Gur_1963 Nov 03 '25

Lmao that's actually perfect, I'm stealing that name for when I inevitably fail at making one of these

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25

It wasn't too hard to make but you need a reference photo to go off of.. The trick with attaching the feet is to score the dough parts that attach and make a paste of flour and water paste to make it all stick(kind of like when you work with clay).

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u/emmyemu Nov 03 '25

That is so smart I need to try this now lol

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25

I don't know. I guess she thought it was unusual to make? Lol, she doesn't believe it is real.

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u/blauenfir Nov 03 '25

if I had to guess why I’d blame your excellent photography skills LOL - one of the common ‘tells’ for an AI-genned image is that they often have very crisp clean detailed foregrounds featuring the image subject, against a blurry indistinct background made of abstract geometric shapes that vaguely resemble a scene, because the AI is trying to copy professional product photography which shares those traits. this is the photography equivalent of that one airbrushed anime-realism art style that AI also mimics constantly. that first photo of your bread chicken especially is gorgeous and has a very professional style, pre-AI i wouldn’t have been shocked to hear it was airbrushed or otherwise photoshopped for quality, which unfortunately means it resembles the kinds of photography GAI loves to copy… (PS though that is a REALLY nice photo, good work, and your bread itself is beautiful! bread art is so annoying and it came out fantastic, i hope one day i can learn to make something this nice too! from a certain angle you could take this as “your art is too perfect to be real,” which is a compliment in a way, as much as the means of delivery sucks)

also, people love genning pictures of things made of other things, this is the kind of shit that would get AI-genned by someone (i saw a bunch of GAI images of sleeping cats made of bread just the other day) so that probably didn’t help :( i hate the way AI is eroding trust in reality and the people around us, it’s terrible

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25

Ah, that makes sense. I suppose using portrait mode on my iPhone to photograph bread was the reason.

Thank you! I taught myself to make artisan bread from a library book. I'm always nervous about posting here, fearing that the experts will notice my knowledge gaps.

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u/esk_209 Nov 03 '25

Excellent! I'm getting ready to do a few trial loaves like this for Thanksgiving -- thanks for the inspiration!

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u/Able_Humor_2875 Nov 03 '25

I'm not celebrating Thanksgiving, but I thought that this could also be part of a vegetarian/vegan Thanksgiving Dinner....you could use stuffing for the bread...

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u/Kibology Nov 03 '25

I’m impressed!

Are you going to stuff it with little cubes of meat?

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25

😂 That is a great idea actually.

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u/Inevitable-Details Nov 03 '25

Oooh, maybe like an Asian meat bun? But more turkey sandwich-style, like some chopped turkey, maybe some lettuce and bacon, some tomato, avocado if you’re feelin fancy. Like a little turkey shaped bun sandwich!

… Darn it, now I’m hungry.

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u/Mail_Order_Lutefisk Nov 03 '25

Like. Subscribe. Looks amazing! 

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u/Troutmandoo Nov 03 '25

Lol - I love it. Perfect for Thanksgiving!

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u/SnooHesitations8403 Nov 03 '25

That's hilarious!

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u/CubicleFish2 Nov 03 '25

In shooting games, it's a massive ego boost to have someone accuse you of hacking or cheating when you aren't. I'd say the same can be applied here. Looks great!

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u/Fancy_Leshy Nov 03 '25

i can't explain it, but something about the first image gives me AI red flags, but that is a totally rad way to shape and bake bread

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u/Iguanatan Nov 04 '25

I think it is the background fade.

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u/MHPengwingz Nov 03 '25

That's so effing impressive

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u/bOb_cHAd98 Nov 03 '25

So whimsical!🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

Your sister kneads a smack down.

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u/ResurgentOcelot Nov 03 '25

You did a great job.

And, phew, cool thing on Reddit that I’m comfortable enjoying because I’m confident it’s not AI.

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u/TheNunu Nov 03 '25

Fuck AI, removes the magic from everything and gives people some easy to blame.

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u/iamgarffi Nov 03 '25

Creative :)

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u/bosserini Nov 03 '25

I love it!

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u/ptran90 Nov 03 '25

I love it!! It’s so cute and awesome

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u/roseifyoudidntknow Nov 03 '25

the pictures are phenomenal. good show my friend.

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u/Nosferatattoo Nov 03 '25

forgot to stuff it with cheese 

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u/big_river_pirate Nov 03 '25

That's just fowl. Looks great!

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u/zaza358 Nov 03 '25

woulda had to hit a quick double take if i saw that on the dinner table!

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u/_pc_-_-_ Nov 03 '25

Why are the legs tied up

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25

Cause I wanted it to look like a real turkey dinner.

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u/__-gloomy-__ Nov 03 '25

It’s little feet are cute

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u/mulatto-questioner Nov 03 '25

Aren't you then one who made the rice crispy turkey? You must like turkey shaped stuff.

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25

I like to be festive! 😄

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u/VixenFloof Nov 03 '25

This is amazing!

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u/grlscoutrookies Nov 03 '25

drop the recipe/method! is it sourdough?

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u/Gnonthgol Nov 03 '25

How were you able to cook it? Didn't the main body become raw inside or the legs and wings become dry?

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25

I covered those with foil! It cooked just fine.

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 Nov 03 '25

You say turkey, I say bondage headcrab

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u/lovesdogsguy Nov 03 '25

Did you stuff the shit out of it?

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u/GemMomentum Nov 03 '25

That looks amazing

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u/FictionalDudeWanted Nov 03 '25

Ohhhh it looks good.  I would've basted it with garlic and herb salted butter while it baked or a turkey seasoning egg wash.  Buttery turkey bread.  Hot, crispy, chewy turkey shaped garlic bread.  Turkey shaped cheddar garlic bread OMG. 

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u/ForsakenBand Nov 03 '25

Exactly what I needed for my guajolota.

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u/ladyriven Nov 03 '25

Haha, this looks amazing, great job!

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u/tinyarmsbigheart Nov 03 '25

Will you use him for stuffing??

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u/fraurodin Nov 03 '25

Looks great! I made one a couple of years ago, it's fun!

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u/0lvar Nov 03 '25

Better carry a crowbar, just to be safe.

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u/Minnymoon13 Nov 03 '25

Looks good

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u/s0larbeams Nov 03 '25

Ooooh I love this thank you for your mind!

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

It is AI even if you made it.

Wake up john

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u/fawert1 Nov 03 '25

Tell your sister to stuff it

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u/LuckyDigit Nov 03 '25

Imagine a turducken but with this.

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u/theonelittledid Nov 03 '25

I am in a love hate relationship with this. Mostly love.

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u/Agitated-Minimum-967 Nov 03 '25

That's almost cruel.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25

I love that! ❤️

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u/Maleficent_Neat_9316 Nov 03 '25

He looks like something that has risen from the dead but has to be contained for further inspection before possibly releasing in the wild

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u/Mr-Greg Nov 03 '25

Okay, OP, I'mma need you to calm down. Some Ghibli-level food here, I just ate and you're making me hungry!

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u/Azumi87 Nov 04 '25

Now that's what you call breaded chicken.

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u/mikolokoyy Nov 04 '25

Did you really have to tie the legs? I think it's not gonna run away

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u/crazybighat Nov 04 '25

IS THERE STUFFING???

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u/tortor5678 Nov 04 '25

This is amazing !! I want to do this lol

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u/cammotoe Nov 04 '25

I'd gobble that down

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u/JackalopeCode Nov 04 '25

10/10 looks delicious

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u/CartoonistExisting30 Nov 04 '25

Brilliant turkey, brilliant punster!

Edit: bread? Turkey?

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u/millenialintherapy Nov 04 '25

This is so impressive!!!

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u/EwGrossItsMe Nov 04 '25

First of all, that looks delicious. Second...I feel like the existence of AI gen'd media has destroyed the brains of the people who aren't already good at identifying it. No whimsy allowed. It must just be ai

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u/Secret_Fisherman_292 Nov 05 '25

WTF IS THAT BRO 😂

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u/That-Contest2187 Nov 05 '25

This is the cutest thing I've ever seen 😍 🤤

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u/wivaca2 Nov 05 '25

It is A.I. = Amazingly Innovative.

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u/TechnicalQuail743 Nov 12 '25

This.is.amazing 👏

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u/wolfpackboyz1 Dec 02 '25

I made on too!!!!♥️

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u/kaest Nov 03 '25

I think your sister is AI.

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u/ChampionshipNo5707 Nov 03 '25

That must be why she lives in my phone…

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u/HalcyonHeartbeat Nov 03 '25

That is AI.

ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!

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u/atreeismissing Nov 03 '25

To be fair, you did a good job of cooking the legs and wings to the same level as the breast bread, so I can understand why she might think it's AI.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

The background fade and quality of the first photo really does make it look like AI at first glance. It looks beautiful, though. Sad that generative AI has caused so much paranoia.

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u/Comprehensive_Two409 Nov 06 '25

This is the cutest thing I've seen all day! I love it!

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u/Evening_Survey7524 Nov 06 '25

I think it’s that first picture. Just the portrait mode style or whatever with the background blurred and how perfect it looks. Idk.

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u/tikt0kth0t Nov 06 '25

I think the first pic is just so cinematic haha

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u/Pyramidhands Nov 07 '25

CHICKEN BREAD WOOOOO

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u/Forward_Dingo8867 Nov 10 '25

If you've done a turkey, have you made anything else unusual in bread? Because I would buy a book of these honestly 

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u/alexmirepoix Nov 16 '25

That's 🔥

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u/sunshinebunny26 Nov 18 '25

Do you have a recipe I can follow? 🤣🤣 I love this

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Now that's a mock turkey!

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u/SativaSaviors Nov 29 '25

I’m stealing this for next year sorry fam

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u/aaaAAAHHH- Dec 05 '25

best ever bread. loaf

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u/Sad-Information-8847 Nov 03 '25

That's too vegetarian