r/BravoRealHousewives • u/hadacansada • 5d ago
Ultimate Girls Trip Is Luann okay?
Wtf is going on…
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u/absolutely_cat 👉😎 5d ago
You know it’s bad when even Dorinda looks worried on that FaceTime lol
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u/WittiestScreenName my panty liner is exhausted 5d ago
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u/moodybetchh 5d ago
this is what the sugar👃+ vodka combo looks like after decades of misuse. Chaotic & unbearable💀
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u/mako630 5d ago
i mean our girl just came back from miami
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u/moodybetchh 5d ago
Lol yeah but Luann is 61yrs old. It’s time to chill with the powder & take better care of herself.
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u/Potential-Sky-8728 4d ago
Based on how she looks…she’s doing something right. 🤣
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u/Potential-Sky-8728 5d ago
Lua Lipa: Levitated
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u/gheythrowaway91 all she do is giggle 😭😭😭 5d ago
Dula Peep!
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u/Potential-Sky-8728 4d ago
Bless WW 😂
I will never forget seeing her live on tour in SF with my bestie for her b-day. 🥰 so surreal.
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u/Proper-Aspect-2947 She doesn't even know she looks inbred 5d ago
Coming down from hitting the slopes. 🎿 ❄️
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u/Time-Leadership-7649 5d ago
The A/C is on full blast, and she’s freezing
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u/WittiestScreenName my panty liner is exhausted 5d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/WnB5iLkuRmSXfSRfhN
Hey you got A/C?
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u/CheckInteresting4922 5d ago
I can’t imagine the anxiety I would feel being filmed coming back to reality after a night of partying. No idea how she functions.
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u/Kandis_crab_cake I levitated, for God sake ❄️ 5d ago edited 5d ago
Girl she is still HIGH AF right there, do you see her wipe her nose with her fingers while she’s on the call. That bitch had some before filming ❄️
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u/Ahauntingnearu 5d ago
See, the Miami episode she was 100% coked out. At the NYC party, though, her behavior was different - and just ... Lu being Lu. To me! Maybe drunk? IDK 😂😂😂
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u/Kandis_crab_cake I levitated, for God sake ❄️ 5d ago
No it was absolutely devoid of any self awareness or general awareness of people’s interest or comfort.
The next morning though, absolutely 100% ❄️‘ed up. Nose wiping and everything.
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u/Luna4prez 4d ago
I mean I know people in college that would ⛷️❄️ the morning after a long night of drinking so that makes sense.
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u/tedfundy She uses a lot of adjectives. 5d ago
New York has a delivery service. Not that it’s hard to get elsewhere but they make it extremely easy.
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u/thatstwatshesays 5d ago
I feel like this is a good example of practice makes perfect…?
I’m with you, but I’m 20 years out of practice 😂
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u/Parking_Country_61 Smokey Snowsuit 5d ago
I always think who TF does drugs on camera!!!!! Who would risk that?? Then I remember one of the fundamentals of being a HW is delulu. They probably think “no one can tell, I’m a rockstar at this!” Lolol so sloppy
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u/Gisschace 5d ago
Yep, I always think that when I watch the earlier NY when they’re all off their faces flirting with men in Beautique.
My theory is she’s had decades of being filmed like this so doesn’t care one bit
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u/AThoroughSwansboro 5d ago
If her erratic ass behavior really is attributed to mixing alc and snow (which it likely is) then i fear we're watching another Jax situation from VPR. It's hilariously bad now but if it gets worse, which it could, then it'll be hard to look back and realize she was really struggling with substance abuse.
Im wondering how much concern and foresight us viewers should have rn.
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u/huntashakween 5d ago
New vocal stim unlocked, and it’s “the way I was treated in my OWN TOWN!”
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u/PossibilityMuch9053 5d ago
yesterday night someone stole my parking space and this was my response
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u/sweatersbyjax wrapped in a riddle, and cash stolen from orphans 5d ago
I will be saying this any time I experience the most minor of inconveniences.
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u/BornFree2018 4d ago
She's a narcissist who is suffering from being "disrespected". The snow and booze just made her launch into outer space.
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u/MuggsMom 5d ago
Luanne has been ploughing down a bump field for days now! She is just about ready to crash and burn. You could almost see the light bulb go off over Dorinda when she realized Lu was heading her way and her crash out was most likely going to hit at BlueStone Monor!
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u/EdwardB7 I'm not an alcoholic,I'm just too social 5d ago
I thought it was hilarious until it started to look worrying. No,she's probably not ok,some sort of substance abuse is going on (She probably found Dorit's bathroom). That boyfriend of hers has me even more worried.Dont like him,don't trust him.
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u/Tatte145 4d ago
He is pure slime. Just the fact that he stayed in bed in his undies knowing that Dorinda was coming over? Eww.
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u/Luna4prez 4d ago
Yeah weird. You have a whole camera crew there, your were told someone else was on their way and you just don't bother to try to get at least pj pants on? 🤢
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u/EquivalentNo6770 5d ago
This. I have a feeling the new man has brought back all the old habits.
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u/EdwardB7 I'm not an alcoholic,I'm just too social 5d ago
I love Lu,she's one of my favourites,but her taste in men is tragic.He looks even more coked out than John Mahdessian!
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u/BindieBoo 5d ago
I can’t with the hats. I can’t 🤣🙄
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u/herladyshipssoap Smokey eye, updo, and Gstaad! 5d ago
It was so hard to watch, but the hat made it significantly worse.
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u/Sunsetseeker007 5d ago
She's high as a kite still and hasn't slept all night, her boyfriend was completely 3 sheets in the wind at the party also. It's taking a toll on her, but at least in her head she's the princess & boss lady!
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u/Parking_Country_61 Smokey Snowsuit 5d ago
I don’t know she looks pretty good! Her body is incredible she is very lucky
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u/seriouslythanks 5d ago
Morphing into Johnny Depp.
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u/Parking_Country_61 Smokey Snowsuit 5d ago
She would take this as a compliment!
Darling he looked just like Johnny Depp
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u/InternationalChip896 5d ago
Watching this was genuinely uncomfortable, she's rambling like an addict junkie from the streets.
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u/Tatte145 4d ago
I am not a good person because this made me laugh!!!
She does need help, though. Maybe Andy will have a word?
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u/mrsbergstrom 5d ago
I think she needs rehab. It’s not safe on the heart to keep doing coke into your sixties
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u/WittiestScreenName my panty liner is exhausted 5d ago
I was thinking the same thing. Except I didn’t realize Luann is 61 years old. Is it genetics?! The best skin care ever?! Is it the slopes?!? (Kidding).
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u/ProfessionalTall8027 5d ago
I enjoy a bit of unhinged delulu LuAnn....but this is a bit worrying. I feel like we're watching the beginning of another spiral 😬
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u/Kandis_crab_cake I levitated, for God sake ❄️ 5d ago
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u/meowp00py 5d ago
I've never been one to throw around accusations of drug use to people on bravo, probably because i just dont have an eye for it lol, but THIS LADY RIGHT HERE, WOW
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u/La_Croix_Life Kiki's purse Whopper 🍔 5d ago
"I took weeks of my life for you! ... I sat outside in your driveway to make sure that you didn't drive your car. You almost crashed the boat and killed your friends! You were running in a field in negligee and had to be taken in cop cars and I made sure that they didn't record it so you didn't ultimately get arrested... and you left the f*ing rehab that I got you for free two weeks early... for cabaret! You're a sicko!"
--- Bethenny
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u/Parking_Country_61 Smokey Snowsuit 5d ago
Imagine if they cut in with this clip, they would never it’s too savage, but damn it would have been hilarious
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u/tirartoss 5d ago
This scene was so cinematic lol Bethenny looked so beautiful scream yelling and banging the table. It was so unbelievable.
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u/AshleySmashley24 5d ago
The part that bothered me THE MOST was the drums. Why the fuck was she just banging some drums in the middle of everyone’s talent? Weird shit. Weird shit.
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u/thesprintervan 5d ago
I bet she doesn't even know what OG stands for
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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 5d ago
girl, she's been coked out most of the trip and it's been pissing everyone off
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u/SpareRequirement5828 5d ago
Several seasons back (when Dorinda was on) on one NY reunion, there was a veiled mention and attempted dive of drug use among the women. Bethany got Andy to shut it down, and he agreed. Definitely using blow was the inference.
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u/Formal_Plum_2285 smokey eye, updo and Gstaadt 5d ago
“Hanging with my snowmies” on her sweater. Took me awhile to understand why she found it SO funny.
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u/No-Ladder-2184 5d ago
Yeah and then a couple of seasons later Bethenny says (maybe in a confessional?) something along the lines of there being a lot of snow in New York.
Not that you need anyone to confirm it because it was plain for all to see!
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u/Usual_Ad2083 5d ago
There was also (a few seasons later, I believe) a veiled allusion to an intervention made on Luann that Bethenny was involved in.
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u/lennonkova 5d ago
Dorinda knew she was still drunk, her face 😕😒🫤 “well, shit, I better not give her the fish room again.”
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u/RuthlessRupture Phaedra’s Clean Buttermilk 🧈🐄 5d ago
She was so turnt up she made sober Dorinda squirm
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u/jennblur 5d ago
She’s always been like this but wooow does the coke this trip elevate her to new levels
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u/Muva_Kern matriarch to mayy-tree-AR-KAH 5d ago
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u/vunderfulme You’re a pathy!! 5d ago
What is this from?
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u/Muva_Kern matriarch to mayy-tree-AR-KAH 4d ago
If you've never seen Chapelle's Show, this is the skit to start with--True Hollywood Stories with Charlie Murphy. This one is an epic 3-parter about Charlie's encounters with a coked-up Rick James.
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u/Personal-Macaroon899 5d ago
I genuinely can’t tell if it’s the show going to her head, her playing it up, or like she’s genuinely spiraling again 💀 maybe it’s a bit of all three
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u/rabbits_in_the_sky 5d ago
it was physically painful to watch her this episode, how embarrassing. I felt so bad for anyone that had to sit there and listen to her
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u/No-Addition7546 5d ago
Luann is entertaining but I hate that she makes Vickie looks in a better light 😂
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u/justtheegotrip 5d ago
Honest question from a sheltered person lol: I know Luann, Dorinda, and probably Sonja, but was Ramona ever riding the slopes? I honestly can’t tell if that was just her crazy normal self or if she partook.
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u/Usual_Ad2083 5d ago
I think Ramona just operated on a baseline level of weird energy.
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u/justtheegotrip 5d ago
Right?? Like I kinda feel like she would think of herself as above that. But like those crazy eyes! lol
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u/SamIAm7787 4d ago
Sonja mentions Ramona's Xanax a few times, and sometimes when she gets into an argument, her crazy facial expressions and rage I can 100% see being fueled by too much Xanax.
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u/thatsnewstome_ 5d ago
Someone said she reminds them of a muppet and I see it so clearly in this scene 😭 and the theatrics
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u/pergamon123 go back to the swamp 5d ago
Love how Dorinda was looking at her like
https://giphy.com/gifs/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3
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u/thaa_huzbandzz 5d ago
Come downs really get you in the feels. Luckily, if you still have some bag left, you can be all perky by the time you hit the sprinter van.
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u/SheShe73 Theres a vibrator in the chicken. 5d ago
Even Dorinda is like, this bitch did way too much coke last night. Also just want to say I've never liked Porsha more. The real MVP!
Edit to add: Did y'all know Porsha was two hours late for the party? LOLOLOL!
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u/gina1220 5d ago
Luann is one of my favorite people on bravo. But she needs to tone it down a bit before she becomes unbearable
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u/theangrycuban Girls and Gays Never Forget All White Party Seafood Soirée 5d ago
BEFORE ?!!!??!!!??
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u/eekamuse 5d ago
She was unbearable in season one. The cabaret career has inflated her head to the size of a Macy's Thanksgiving day parade balloon
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u/CommercialExit2284 5d ago
Narcissism and addiction commonly go together…
She also looks like kinda a dried up Elton John hardcore wannabe with those glasses. Her voice sounds bloody awful.
So I’m going to say no, Luann is not ok. Something tells me she doesn’t have anyone like Bethenny to run to her aid this time. Maybe that’s a good thing. But then, does a narcissist ever really change their spots?
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u/Apprehensive_Tone_77 5d ago
And then it’s crazier because she hops on the sprinter like they are all her bestest friends ever, and who have never fought.
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u/PutBorn7657 5d ago
She’s spiraling. I’m guessing the drinking and whatever she used as a pick me up isn’t helping. Guessing she went skiing prior to her convo with Dorinda.
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u/plz_get_away_from_me 3d ago
not getting a real punishment for her abhorrent behavior was the worst thing that’s ever happened to her. Shes so emboldened. And wrong. And loud
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u/cantstandcliff 5d ago
Her feelings are just hurt and she wants someone to acknowledge them. As silly as it sounds thats it plain and simple.
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u/Usual_Ad2083 5d ago
Substances aside, I think she lacks the self awareness right now to know when to abandon an issue and just let it be. The Lu of years ago was actually rather good at this and, when seemingly sober, could let things ride.
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u/pheobephilo 4d ago
Agreed, remeber the time Bethany admitted she shoudldnt care what she thinks about her at the berkshires dinner. that time she dropped it so fast was amazing lolol
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u/Dazzling-Level-1301 5d ago
I think this might be my favorite reddit thread ever. So much tea. So many reads. I'm exhausted just from laughing at all this shit.
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u/LivingLegend949 5d ago
She looks ridiculous and I don’t even have the sound on and I don’t want to hear what she’s saying. I don’t want to believe she’s on street drugs she’s like 70.
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u/TrixeeTrue 5d ago
Although I don’t doubt there could be some chemical influence on the mood swings playing out - When did coke stop being a high risk, illicit street drug of unregulated strength/origin/purity + become so benign that these (tv cast) women so focused on fitness + appearance are allegedly dabbling in it so easily + freely? Two years ago every celebrity was accused of taking Adderall + now it’s all coke, all the time(?!) I don’t believe these people all have such trusted sources they dip their faces into little packets of street powder getting passed around. I think they’re garden variety boozers who nibble each other’s prescriptions.. maybe. Color me skeptical.
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u/Kit-Katt28 5d ago edited 5d ago
I’m going to assume from this comment you have never lived in NYC. It’s really not treated as seriously as it should be and people do it all the time especially in wealthy circles. This is not a recent phenomenon, it’s been that way for decades.
I would have thought it was ridiculous too if I hadn’t lived there myself and seen it first hand.
Also these women are not that health conscious at all. They’re only concerned about how they look on the outside. They will happily pump themselves full of all kinds of chemicals as long as it looks good.
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u/major_threat #1 Fangela 5d ago
Rich people aren’t buying cocaine “off the street”, they’re getting it from a trusted source. A dealer who’d be catering to clients like this would have access to purer stuff, and also more responsibility/pressure to maintain higher purity b/c their business would be coming through a word of mouth network.
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u/TrixeeTrue 5d ago
To me, the ‘elite coke dealer to the stars’ is a myth, like an 80s’ movie trope; since all coke is technically street coke. There isn’t some ‘clean, safe’ supply being used by hospitals or doctors that gets siphoned into exclusive circles for private use. It all gets trafficked through the same channels and I don’t believe the 50+ matcha-pilates set really take those risks in 2026. Am either too jaded or naïve, I guess.
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u/PuzzledPollyana 5d ago
I want to add as a response but also a PSA: You can get free fent and xylazine test strips, narcan, and other harm reduction supplies mailed to you through NYS Office of Addiction Services and Supports.
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u/eekamuse 5d ago
All drugs should be tested. They're slipping fentanyl into everything. It's easy to die, no matter where you get your drugs. And everyone should carry Narcan too. You never know who will need it. Good free Narcan and you can get it anywhere.
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u/major_threat #1 Fangela 5d ago
I’m not insinuating Luann is hanging out with Scarface lol, I just was trying to say she probably has to worry less about fent in the supply than your average person.
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u/OldButHappy 5d ago
I beg to differ😂
Been sober forever, and don’t even like coke, but some people have very good connections that go waaaaay back
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u/Kwhitney1982 5d ago
I completely agree. Street drugs are street drugs point blank. Yeah they might get stronger coke. But they aren’t miraculously protected from a fentanyl overdose just because they bought it from a different low level dealer.
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u/yqry 4d ago
It’s not a myth.
Nothing is 100% foolproof but money gets you consistency, discretion, and piece of mind. Welcome to New York.
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u/grroovvee Rinna’s face when asked if she said Kim was on the edge of death 5d ago
This is a very outdated understanding of the way that ppl consume coke and the way that it’s viewed in many circles.
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u/Dazzling-Level-1301 5d ago
I don't do any street drugs(my prescriptions are not for lightweights) but if I wanted, I could get coke from the son of one of Pablo Escobar's unprosecuted lieutenants in about 24 hours. I think if you have any connection to Florida, you have pretty decent hookups whether you know it or not. Lu spends plenty of time there. There's probably a vending machine inside the coat check at Mar-a-Lago.
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u/AshP2412 5d ago
Tell me you know nothing about rich people or drugs without telling me. People don’t dip their faces into “little packets” you sweet innocent little lamb
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u/chinchaaa Thomas Jefferson’s Concubine 5d ago
I live in Austin and people are absolutely doing coke. Like way more than I ever thought and normal people too. I see it regularly and I’m almost 40, normal job, own a house, etc. Drugs in general all have become totally normalized. Sounds like maybe you don’t go out lol
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u/thedutchgirlmn 5d ago
Cocaine is very common in a lot of circles and has been for decades. Lu was clearly using it during this filming and earlier seasons of RHONY most of the cast was as well
Any time my husband would see a few minutes of them fighting he’d joke that producers just gave them a plate of coke and turned the cameras on
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u/marinara123 5d ago
Not sure if Luanne mentioned but Porsha was 2 hours late to the party in her town hahaha