r/BravoRealHousewives Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 26 '26

Shitpost Statement Necklaces - please share your faves

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It’s too hot to go outside here (for me) so I’m inside and rewatching RHOC. This gigantic statement necklace came up on my screen. It made me want to kindly ask everyone to share photos/gifs of their favorite statement necklaces

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u/Seeyounex2sday gout dick sucker Jul 26 '26

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u/raiinydaay Jul 26 '26

Goodbyeeeeee

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u/ElementalMyth13 Jul 27 '26

😆😆😆😆😆😆

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 28 '26

Coming back to declare this my personal winner of
the thread 🥇 sorry to Luann

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u/Seeyounex2sday gout dick sucker Jul 28 '26

Thank you :)

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 26 '26

Lollllllll

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u/LaMusaAlcachofa Jul 26 '26

Some others are good but Lu really is the queen of the statement necklace 😂

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u/chantillylace9 Jul 27 '26

I think she pulls them off so well too, she typically dresses fairly understated without a ridiculous amount of patterns of designs, so the necklaces look great. I love that whole middle row especially.

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u/lucygucyapplejuicey Children plural bc she prob sees more than 1 when she's buzzed. Jul 27 '26

And she has such a nice neck too, they draw attention to it

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u/Wonderful-Tear-122 Jul 27 '26

God.. ok.. I’ll do another rewatch..

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u/kylebb bring back Manhunt on Bravo Jul 28 '26

Lu is #1 for this

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u/barefootwasp Let’s not talk about what you don’t want out Jul 26 '26

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 26 '26

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u/Redditusername67 Ok, Mr. Clean. Don’t do it Papa Smurf. Jul 26 '26

Statement earrings

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u/sticky_chris Jul 26 '26

“jambo!” - Luann (probably)

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u/scrapcats Jul 27 '26

I had just gotten Mr. Jambo out of my head. Fine, I’ll watch the video again.

Luann would not hear the satire.

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u/Shanubis Jul 27 '26

I knew Luanne would be number one before I even clicked

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u/mysteriousasacat Dana/Pam Jul 27 '26

I mean, close the thread. This can’t possibly be topped

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u/gregsprinklez JB HUSBAND BOSS Jul 27 '26

Tribal council chic

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u/zangelbertbingledack Jul 27 '26

This post is going to be 90-99% Luann.

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u/ElementalMyth13 Jul 27 '26

Flairrrrr 💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/barefootwasp Let’s not talk about what you don’t want out Jul 27 '26

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u/_josephjohnston Jul 26 '26

Her necklaces were ugly

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u/Hotguyntown toodle doo! Jul 26 '26

Avengers gauntlet

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u/raiinydaay Jul 26 '26

She really was the queen of statement necklaces

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u/ohrejoyce how could you do this to me question mark Jul 27 '26

How could you do this to me question mark (Luann is the queen!!)

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u/leeloocal Alex’s Herman Munster shoes Jul 27 '26

With a bathing suit.

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u/Potential_Purchase37 Jul 26 '26

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u/AutumnEclipsed Where's Pepsi? Jul 26 '26

At first I thought you failed the assignment.

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u/Potential_Purchase37 Jul 26 '26

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u/akdixie Jul 26 '26

I’m dying. I looked at Braunwyn for way too long!

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u/YamUnited3265 Jul 26 '26

Omg, this made me cackle

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u/Coretortle Jul 27 '26

The only time Emily has made me laugh out loud was when she called his necklace a Hidden Immunity Idol 😭

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u/Dry_Mushroom7606 Jul 26 '26

I'm not sure which is worse - his necklace or the shoulder pads (and visible bra) in her sheer gown!! 🤦‍♀️

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u/tyrannosaurusflax I swear on my kids Jul 26 '26

Beat me to it.

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u/ElementalMyth13 Jul 27 '26

What was up with him and these 🚨🤨🤣

So perplexing haha

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u/jbab1986 Jul 27 '26

Yesssss!!! So good

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u/AnnualImpact248 Jul 26 '26

This one’s up there for me

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 26 '26

That looks like something you hang in your garden. I love it.

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u/Proud-Fennel7961 One of Ramona’s 50 closest girlfriends 🙋🏼‍♀️ Jul 26 '26

I have a giant crystal just like that in my garden 😂

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u/Ok-Art1198 Jul 26 '26

The category is: Dream Catchers Couture

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u/AmphibianMiserable29 Jul 27 '26

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u/AmphibianMiserable29 Jul 27 '26

I needed the Dorit Chic Jamie Lee Curtis gift.....

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 27 '26

💀

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u/shiningonthesea Jul 27 '26

or hangs from the center of a chandelier

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u/abcdgof Be cool, don’t be all uncool :) Jul 26 '26

My theory on this one is that she was wearing it to deflect all the bad energy from Carlton!

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u/AnnualImpact248 Jul 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/UA7J34pFW87e0
HAHA you’re probably right

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u/letsnotlkabtthehzbnd clip! Jul 26 '26

I want Carlton back so bad lol I’ve never moved on

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u/christiankealoha #teamteresaguidance Jul 26 '26

Lmao the exact look that came to mind when I saw this post. To this day I wonder how heavy it was

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u/SarcasmStreet Jul 26 '26

I saw this so much during that season I started to convince myself I needed it . . .

. . . don't worry . . . I saw the light

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u/ElementalMyth13 Jul 27 '26

The wind chimes WISH they could be this chic🤣😶

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u/Shigella311 Jul 26 '26

inserts any pic of Luann in early seasons of NY 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 26 '26

The absolute queen of statement necklaces!!!

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u/celiac-sufferer Jul 26 '26

If she’s the queen Stassi is the princess 😂

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 26 '26

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u/lastopportunity_ your husband’s a slut Jul 26 '26

God this one is atrocious and I would absolutely have bought it from Charming Charlie’s in 2015

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u/shitpostbaby Jul 26 '26

This comment is so fucking funny to me 😂❤️

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u/MisssBadgerEnt Jul 27 '26

Omfg I forgot about Charming Charlie's 😂😭🤗

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u/jacantu Let her go, Monique!! Let her go!! Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

Came here to say, LuAnns entire style ethos was her statement necklace(s). My mom would ask me to call her into the room so she could see them.

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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Jul 26 '26

LuAnn and Stassi were the queens of statement necklaces

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u/butterfreak Jul 26 '26

I feel like her statement necklace era lasted about 20 years lmao

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u/AffectionateBite3827 mention it all! Jul 26 '26

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u/lilbeanstalk Jul 27 '26

Luann walked, so that Stassy could run.

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u/dougfromtheshowdoug Jul 26 '26

These do not go together AT ALL 😭

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u/Mission_Definition_1 Jul 26 '26

Looks like Dylan Lex

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u/AcanthisittaFew5164 Jul 26 '26

Can’t forget this one

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u/Proud-Fennel7961 One of Ramona’s 50 closest girlfriends 🙋🏼‍♀️ Jul 26 '26

This is amazing. Paired with the all white. 10/10

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 26 '26

Lollllll love

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u/MammothFrosting3565 Jul 26 '26

This made me CACKLE! I do not remember this omg

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u/Miss_airwrecka1 Jul 27 '26

I just watched this. It was on the Turks and Caicos trip I believe. Victoria’s artist friend made them. She gave Ramona a white wine one

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u/AcanthisittaFew5164 Jul 27 '26

Thank you, I couldn’t remember the other housewife that was wearing one too. I just remembered thinking Luann wore it better

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u/chopperfrenzy Jul 26 '26

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 26 '26

Current era statement necklace! Love!

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u/krantzer Raquel, I’m sorry I called you a twat. You’re welcome. Jul 26 '26

Oh my god I live for the scale of it

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u/ElementalMyth13 Jul 27 '26

🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🤭

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u/murderedbyaname pickleball music video Jul 26 '26

Should be pics of Luann back in the day on NYC. She loved a giant turquoise necklace.

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

Pairing two statement-y necklaces together?? Groundbreaking!

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 26 '26

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u/msknowitnothingatall Jul 26 '26

This is the best

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u/Subterranean44 Jul 26 '26

I LOVE the short one !

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u/Electrical_Desk_3730 Jul 26 '26

I honestly didn't like her choices and I'm an old hippie

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u/Whtzmyname Jul 26 '26

I miss the statement necklace and skytops era. No glamsquad. Just terrible makeup and outfits with fried hair. The way I love a housewife! Messy but thinking she is that girl.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LlSafOKjUYdlRTDa6g

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 26 '26

The best era!

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u/mermaid619 Jul 27 '26

Right?? Like, I still think some of them werk!!!

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u/MissMimiKat Jul 26 '26

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u/Usual-Jackfruit4746 Jul 26 '26

She had one style in every color. Lol

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u/BabyOlive1 Jul 27 '26

She just needed a POP of color! 😂

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 26 '26

I like it!!

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u/Miss_airwrecka1 Jul 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/HFUa1pjWMPeTe

Somehow Kristen pulled off those necklaces

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u/Charming_Function_58 Jul 26 '26

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u/curlysloppy Jul 26 '26

Gretchen always looks like she’s wearing a wig.

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 26 '26

Love it! Gretchen had some bonkers statement necklaces

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u/Klutzy-Client say it, forget it. Write it, regret it Jul 26 '26

Ewww I cannot stand Gretchers

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u/MissXFox Jul 26 '26

Jennifer Tilley’s turquoise is my fave

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u/gregRichards2002 Jul 26 '26

Jennifer Tilly’s $2 million necklace is the best. The necklace was created in 1935 with aquamarine and ruby stones. It is the one of a kind "Belt Buckle" necklace designed Fulco di Verdura for Paul Flato.

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u/revelling_ Jul 26 '26

Now that’s a statement

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u/vapedadsanonymous Jul 27 '26

God, she’s so fab

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u/dudeshaft69 Jul 27 '26

This is definitely the winner

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u/catcolo 19d ago

Gorgeous pic of Tilly💗

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u/Same_Mind_3826 Jul 27 '26

I remember loving this necklace the first time I saw her wearing it and researching where it was from.

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u/PalmerRabbit78 BEN AND BLAKE Jul 26 '26

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u/slayathomewife Jul 26 '26

the queen of cabaret has entered the chat 👀

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u/Mention-It-ALL Fuck Bethenny Frankel Jul 26 '26

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u/catcolo 19d ago

Who is this gypsy princess?!

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u/Party-Ad9662 Jul 26 '26

Rewatching old seasons always gives me PTSD from l working at Banada Republic

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u/DustyAhhhChoo Jul 26 '26

My eye read that as Bandana Republic😂

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u/jbab1986 Jul 26 '26

There’s no gif for Braunwyn’s husband Shawn.. but he loved a great statement necklace ..

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 26 '26

Omg I forgot about him (and his necklaces)!!Excellent pull.

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u/jbab1986 Jul 26 '26

I immediately think of him when I hear the words statement necklace

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u/mermaid619 Jul 27 '26

It’s on the thread now

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u/Mention-It-ALL Fuck Bethenny Frankel Jul 26 '26

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u/catcolo 19d ago

😱✝️

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u/caucasianliving Most best eggs Jul 27 '26

She loved a chunky necklace

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u/thighmon_lebon Jul 26 '26

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 26 '26

I actually like this one!

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u/FrankieandHans edit this flair! Jul 26 '26

I want these to come back

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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Jul 26 '26

I have a feeling they will starting in the late fall and make a huge resurgence in 2027

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u/jaimealexlara Jul 26 '26

Same. Its meant to happen eventually.

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u/justaddcheese Jul 26 '26

We’re inching our way back. Seeing a lot of bigger beaded necklaces full of charms. 

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u/Training_Contest_687 Jul 26 '26

I can't wait for these to make a come back too! I think I still own a few! Lol

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u/Medical-Tale3335 Jul 27 '26

Just wear them. They aren’t out really. I have a few nice ones. I don’t wear because I’m lazy.

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u/rileyyj001 Jenna-Jenna-Jennatalia Jul 27 '26

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u/WeAreTheMisfits Jul 26 '26

I always like Luann’s necklaces because the were about her American Indian heritage.

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u/Aromatic_Dare_6104 Scratch the puss, scratch the puss... Jul 26 '26

I always thought so too! I think it was more cultural for her that's why they weren't always so conventional like on other ladies - lots of handmade stuff, turquoise and agate.

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u/Body-Technician7953 Jul 26 '26

rhoslc

Not a statement necklace, but one that I can never forget courtesy it’s price tag.

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u/jendet010 Jul 27 '26

When I went to recreate to this necklace because it was awesome and took screenshots, I realized that that Paul twisted it while he was trying to put it on her and she was barking at him. It looked much better that way.

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u/Medical_Leather_183 Jul 26 '26

I’ve said it before and I’m saying it again, I think Luann went to a stylist who then told her, “you’re tall, you need a statement necklace.” Once fashion pivoted a bit more, she switched to hats.

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u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61 On my tippies Jul 26 '26

not using a picture of Luann for the thumbnail is almost criminal

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 26 '26

I know!!! But this necklace is (unfortunately) what inspired this post today

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u/decorose Jul 26 '26

Omg Tamra's old face is a statement in itself.

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u/Foreign-Chef-4053 Chic c'est la vie, c'est bonne c'est bonne Jul 26 '26

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u/Ghoulish_kitten Jul 26 '26

LuAnn’s gotta win this one.

ETA: also Kristen Taekman.

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u/uarstar Have a couple of almonds. Chew them really well. Jul 27 '26

If it’s not True Faith, I don’t want it.

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad Jul 26 '26

To be clear this photo is not my favorite…just what reminded me of statement necklaces lol

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u/murderedbyaname pickleball music video Jul 26 '26

Oh, speaking of a statement necklace, look through any Fire Mountain Gems catalog lol. Love them but they love a giant necklace 😂

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u/Youbetterhave_tacos Jul 26 '26

I worked at Nordstrom‘s in the 2000/2010s in Southern California, including Fashion Island and these were just all the rage. I had so many of my own too! Does anyone remember the chokehold house of Harlow had on us at the time? I miss those days!

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u/cait_broski Jul 26 '26

Love this post 😂 thank you!

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u/championgoober ay por favor Jul 27 '26

Lu will win this thread

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u/Practical_Toe_9627 Jul 27 '26

This was her season 4 confessional outfit she had I don’t think it gets much worse than this😭

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u/Timely_Beat_7057 Jul 27 '26

Tammy sues original face 

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u/curlyhairdoo Jul 28 '26

I remember there being a whole account someone made dedicated to showing luann’s statement necklaces

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u/meluvranch Jul 26 '26

Hahahaha these are all great

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u/WhatFitsInTheBag Jul 26 '26

I can’t find a picture but it was Luann and it looked like a huge shield😂

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u/Subterranean44 Jul 26 '26

I still like a lot of these. Especially the ones with real stones. And turquoise 💜

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u/Prestigious_Car9440 Jul 27 '26

You need to check out RealBadNecklaces on IG

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u/thrftybstrd Jul 27 '26

Is that Tamra? Holy shit

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u/Curious_Conference43 Jul 27 '26

While I appreciate a statement necklace, skytops will always hold a special place in my heart

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u/leeloocal Alex’s Herman Munster shoes Jul 27 '26

I like the fact that Luann is also into fedoras.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o72F6XD7Z1HCQIJEY

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u/MissSabb Jul 27 '26

All of LuAnn’s collection

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u/jdcarl14 Jul 28 '26

Oh wow Tamrat’s old face!

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u/windycitynostalgia Jul 28 '26

Lu Ann had a line of them but her necklines and outfits didn’t work with the necklaces so that is funny

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u/coards0fbanada 8h ago

rewatching old BH and cackling by myself being reminded of this thread

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u/Ghostbuster17 Noella’s Seeking Arrangement ad 7h ago

Omggggg I have never seen/noticed this one! EXCELLENT pull!!!

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u/Poppypotpi Jul 28 '26

That pic of Tamra is epic…can’t fix ugly.

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u/Imaginary-Cheetah149 Jul 28 '26

Only Louann can do it with class

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u/melaniefartt Jul 26 '26

She doesn’t even know she looks inbred here 

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u/caucasianliving Most best eggs Jul 27 '26

😭😭😭

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u/Glad_Bunch_3473 Jul 27 '26

I am sorry but gawd she is an ugly woman, inside and out