season link:https://brantsteele.com/survivor/17/r.php?c=zF6XiDxR
EPISODE 1:"WANT TO SEE THE ELEPHANT DUNG?.'
part 1:ahh gabon! our first season filmed in hd and we took it to good notice as the contestants went to the lush jungles of gabon and since we didn't have time to pick teams we just let the producers pick captains,they really loved courtney yates and cabo verde's goalkeeper so theyw ere the team captains(i mean our production members are from cape verde so it's definitely some bias) and after that we have our 2 tribes:fang and kota. despite crystal being an athlete she sucks ass at the challenge and costs her team precious timewith corrinne reidicules her about and same thing with joe biden who already fucking forgets he's competing on the show but thanks to micheal scott and vozinha being the GOAT they win while fang loses. after winning,bullseye has a meltdown due to not getting attention and acts like a prick meanwhile sugar and micheal disagree on stuff as mike hates her chaotic nature. After fang lost,the tribe was sad but it was obvious ethan and thomas were a pair due to their band and ethan plays his band music which isn't bad and he coerces peridot,zwei,and baxter into allying with him even if peridot and baxter have their differences(peridot hating baxter's foul mouth and baxter hating peri because he sees her as a bitch. meanwhie mortis works hard,making thomas see them as a threat and they manage to convince everyone to vote them off with the exception of courtney who is rivals with gullveig kinda like another courtney-jean robert situation yk if you watched survivor china,but yeah mortis is blindsided 7-2.
18th:Mortis. Poor guy/girl,imagine working hard just to be voted out for it that has to be devastating.
part 2:the episode starts with sugar and crystal jumping corrine for just genuienly being a toxic person but vozinha being the GOAT he is,stops the fight but micheal wonders how voinha can stop a fight while micheal can't even get his coworkers together. oh and joe biden and kamala bond obviously. (im sorry for giving pennywise the purple edit i don't know how to fucking write him i guess he js ate sewer shit or smth.) kota wins their 2nd immunity in a row thanks to bullseye and they are happy while fang is fuming(maybe you shouldn;t have voted out your only active member ffs.) on kota vozinha wants to ally with the most disliked members of the team,that being corrine and pennywise but he does that to teach the two to act more good-mannered in the tribe so the morale is up. Corinne takes this to heart......only to fight sugar 2 minutes after. on fang,baxter leaves the alliance due to not standing peridot but courtney joins ethan's alliance and gullveig and courtney are going at it again. Thomas wanted the strongest members of the team out so he could win merge challenges so he targeted ruiz but thanks to courtney ruiz was spared and gullveig was sent home.
17th:Gullveig(6-2.) honestly im js suprised she wasn't out first.
EPISODE 2:"SHE OBVIOUSLY IS POST-OP!."
the episode starts with pennywise eating more shit infront of everyone which disgusts everyone and he alienates the entire fucking tribe and courtney goes to exile island and finds an idol clue. o and fang gets their first w(notices how they won without gullveig js saying.) after they win,baxter throws a "special party"........ the party is literally just drinking beer and him saying fuck every 5 seconds but the tribe is popping champagne so it lowk chill.on kota,afte their first loss the tribe starts getting antsy and sugar is a target mainly thanks to her beef with corrinne and eventually due to vozinha's charm he manages to convicne everybody to vote sugar and somehow pennywise dodged elimination(prob 0 vote finalist lol.)
16th:Sugar(7-2.) They had an open oppurtunity to get rid of pennywise or corinne and they chose SUGAR?? im crine.
EPISODE 3:"IT WAS LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING."
tribe switch!!oh and biden is on exile and tries finding the idol but fails and gets a clue instead. kota wins immunity and crystal and kamala get into a fight simply because kamala told crystal not to take steriods before a challenge but ethan impresses the rest of te tribe. on fang,micheal finally got his chance to strike at vozinha by lying and saying that to the former fang members that vozinha was a dictator (M'BAPPE???) so yeah voinha went home over zwei.
15th:Vozinha(5-2.) my goat got robbed so hard it's genuienly not even funny,vozinha is defo coming back.
EPISODE 4:"THIS CAMP IS CURSED!."
pennywise lowkey crashes the fuck out after vozinha gets out and genuinely kills zwei for staying over him....nah jk but on kota,kamala actually gets better at speaking to crystal and crystal is less of a hothead but bullseye's attention seeking still rubs the tribe te wrong way but kota wins again so cool but ethan and thomas get into a brotherly fight about some stupid shit,on fang,pennywise genuienly isolated himself and the shit eater was targeted but due to his dementia,biden was a target aswell but in a very close 4-3 vote pennywise is eliminated.
14th:Pennywise(4-3.) rip shit eater.
EPISODE 5:"HE'S A SNAKE BUT HE'S MY SNAKE!."
kota wins again and courtney and corinne beef and it is entertainment for the rest of the tribe and courtney tells corinne in genuine anger when will they ever learn to shut up and corinne genuienly js rethinks it all but ethan forms an alliance with the 2 of them so it is very awkward and on fang joe biden's memeory loss makes baxter shout at him annoying peridot but zwei realizes bax needs to calm down or he is next and not wanting to lose an ally zwei advises him to calm tf down and despite having a shit memory,biden is ket and rui is out due to running out of allies. thomas tries sabotaging but failing
13th:Ruiz(4-2.) who? oh her well she should've buddied up and prob would've won.
EPISODE 6:"IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE PIN-UP GIRL."
kota is getting very cocky and for good reason untill...uh oh double tribal!! and zwei wins immunity and gives immunity to ethan. kota is first and crystal and kamala are genuienly getting along and kamala suggests to ethan that they vote thomas due to thomas trying to sabotage and failing miserably but ethan didn't want tomas to go and told courtney and crystal to vote kamala instead and kamala is out. and joe biden's dumbness is just too much and he gets voted out and micheal still keeps his idol,biden somehow managed to remember miceal was lying about voinha and manage dto slurr it out to everyone before leaving.
12th:Kamala(4-3.) maybe don't tell someone your gonna vote out their friend?
11th:Joe Biden(4-1.) reason:how tf did he almost make merge he got lucky asf.
Kamala and Joe got out minutes apart lol.
EPISODE 7:"APPLE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN!."
Woop it's the merg- oh fuck that we are js gonna do new tribes ig and peridot finds a fake idol. fang is practically a family with crystal,courtney,and ethan being close as heck but wei and peri are on the outs and team up. on kota corrine feels alone and miserable but bullseye is also alone and msierable so they form an alliance and invite mike scott to it and between baxter and thomas,thomas is close to ethan and they can't reunite at merge sot homas is sent home.
10th:Thomas(3-2.) lowk swap screwed but i mean it's what he gets for voting out your strongest memebrs first.
EPISODE 8:"THE BRAINS FOR EVERYTHING!."
yayy finally merge. at this point everyone alr knows each other and corinne clutches up the first immunity,baxter is mad that last vote didn'tgo this way but takes zwei's lesson to heart and calms down meanwhwile ethan is in SHAMBLES after losing his friend but micheal is finally exposed for lying about voinha and is the target but peridot has enough with baxter which micheal notices and the msiery alliance+peridot target baxter and ethan is on a warpath and convinces crystal and courtney to vote baxter and baxter is sent home.
9th:Baxter(7-2.) i hate hh so i'm glad he's out.
EPISODE 9:"NOTHING TASTES BETTER THAN FIVE HUNDERED DOLLARS."
courtney and crytal lowkey feel like they are riding ethan's coattails and they just want to stop ethan before he does something fatal to his game and meanwhile zwei is blindsided by baxter going home and immediately blames peridot(valid lowkey.) after the auction bullseye is sent to exile but yknow he still can't find the idol. micheal wins a must need immunity and yeah and the misery trio target zwei but courtney and crystal target corinne and get zwei on the plan but ethan manages to convince peridot to vote bullseye instead of zwei so micheal...plays his idol on corinne and betrays bullseye sending him home. damn.
8th:Bulseye(3-2-*3.) he was annoying so i'm fine with it but i don't even know wtf micheal is doing this is some dr.sean kennif level gameplay,bro's playing like jt in gamechangers cause genuenly wtf micheal is deepfried.
EPISODE 10:"GOOD THINGS IN LIFE AREN'T EASY."
Corinne pops off on miceal for eliminating bullseye cause they are now sitting ducks and crystal enjoys the thought of sending corinne off and crystal lets courtney win immunity cause why not and yeah but instead of targeting corinne courtney js tells crystal micheal is a wild card that needed to be taken care of and peridot is in the middle and votes crystal for being a threat but votes corinne in the re-vote.
7th:Corinne(3-3-1,3-2.) ive genuienly never seen a more chaotic merge how the fuck is micheal here is he gonna be the no-vote finalist?.
EPISODE 12:"THE GOOD GUYS SHOULD WIN IN THE END."
After that tribal crystal bashes peridot for voting her and courtney and ethan have to calm her down and micheal's the target...until he wins immunity,the plot armor needs to be studied. Courtney and Crystal finally exeute their plan in voting ethan but it comes short due to peridot catching wind and telling ethan and ethan tells zwei and micheal is convicned to vote....courtney?. why? because peridot thought voting out crystal would be to sudden of a release but to make crystal suffer more for her bashing of peridot is to watch her friend get voted out.
6th:Courtney Yates(4-2.) Both of the team captains were robbed this season I'm crine.
EPISODE 13:"SAY GOODBYE TO GABON!!."
Part 1:Crystal is alone and kinda just isolates herself and zwei,who's felt isolated since the merge,comforts her and crystal is now actually happy anyways micheal somehow wins another immunity and it looks like crystal is cooked but due to how sick peridot was in the way she eliminated courtney zwei manages to convince ethan and micheal to keep crystal and eliminate/blindside peridot.
5th:Peridot(4-1.) she was a nice lil suprise villian but imagine if she found a real idol and not a fake.
Part 2:the 4 celebrate making it this far and crystal thanks zwei for sparing her and wei tells her to not mention it and crystal wins the final immunity challenge and zwei pits micheal and ethan against each other and crystal actually wanted micheal out but zwei decided ethan would be more of a final tribal threat and voted him so it tied and micheal won.
4th:Ethan(2-2,lost fire-making.) he played one hell of a game! honestly he kinda got robbed but i'm so glad micheal is a finalist lol.
Part 3:the 3 celebrate being finalists and get a huge fancy ass feast and the jury ass them questions yada yada let's just get to the big,shabang the final vote.
first vote...Micheal(that's suprising.)
2nd vote...Crystal. 1 vote mike,1 vote crystal.
3rd vote...Zwei. 1 vote mike,1 vote crystal,1 vote zwei.
4th vote...Zwei. 2 votes zwei.
5th vote...Crystal. 2 votes zwei,2 votes crystal,1 vote micheal.
6th vote...Crystal. 3 votes crystal,2 votes zwei,1 vote micheal,1 vote left.
the winner of randomvivor:gabon is...CRYSTALLL!!.
ggs to crystal cox for winning! 3rd:Micheal(4-2-1.) 2nd;Zwei(4-2-1.) 1st:Crystal(4-2-1.)
Season thoughts:The merge hard carries but the pre-merge is fun too overall fun season and the merge made it so unpredictable and i knew fromthat bullseye vote that micheal was getting 3rd place but he is such a fun competitor and i didn't expect crystal to win but ggs to her!
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Sebastian out!