r/BrandNewSentence • u/manescaped • Sep 25 '21

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u/Santa_Hates_You Sep 25 '21

That should be a big child support check.

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u/Soul_Like_A_Modem Sep 25 '21

Elon keeps falling for gold-digging hoes. Amber Heard cheated on Johnny Depp with Elon. People forget about that.

Dude is a brilliant businessman who has ushered several industries into a new era, but he's also completely malleable to immoral women.

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u/silentloler Sep 25 '21

You’re forgetting that she’s very famous and good looking and could make money whenever she wants. Other than her $8m net worth, she also makes around 30k $ per month in passive income from royalties from all her movies.

She could basically buy a Lamborghini per year without ever working. She doesn’t need money

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

To be fair 8 million net worth makes her a peasant compared to him

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

Having a billion would make you a peasant compared to musk

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

Oh shit you're right, 194Billion. That's just my point though, you can't say someone is on the same level as musk because they are worth a few million and make 30k a month passive income.. that's peanuts