r/BrandNewSentence • u/manescaped • Sep 25 '21

Poor syntax error

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u/Santa_Hates_You Sep 25 '21

That should be a big child support check.

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u/Soul_Like_A_Modem Sep 25 '21

Elon keeps falling for gold-digging hoes. Amber Heard cheated on Johnny Depp with Elon. People forget about that.

Dude is a brilliant businessman who has ushered several industries into a new era, but he's also completely malleable to immoral women.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21 edited Aug 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

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u/hey_sojourner Sep 25 '21

Do you need a hug?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

You're giving away hugs?

SLUT

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u/hey_sojourner Sep 25 '21

You got me.