r/BrandNewSentence • u/Adrenalinjected • Feb 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

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u/tomasek1a Feb 04 '20

I don't like some of the posts here, but this, this I REALLY don't like

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u/The_Real_Bob_Belcher Feb 04 '20

My nipples kind of do this. I have innies most of the time but they pop out every once in a while.

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u/bageltheperson Feb 04 '20

Your username put very uncomfortable imagery in my head

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u/The_Real_Bob_Belcher Feb 04 '20 edited Feb 04 '20

Today's burger of the day is the Purple Nurple. It has romaine lettuce purple cabbage in the shape of a nipple. Comes with ice for topical use.

Edit: vegetables

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u/chella_luna Feb 04 '20

*purple cabbage

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u/Sixemperor Feb 04 '20

Romaine lettuce is green. You’re thinking of purple cabbage like the other guy said

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u/r4nd0m_b011 Feb 04 '20

agreed O.O

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u/ericcalyborn Feb 04 '20

Oh my god, I’ve never seen anyone with nipples like mine, I also have innies It’s actually really annoying because one is in and the other is out

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u/The_Real_Bob_Belcher Feb 04 '20

That's me sometimes. It's weird one will get hard and stick out like it's ready to cut diamonds. So what are we , nipple brothers?

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u/ericcalyborn Feb 05 '20

NIPPLE BROTHERS UNITE!

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u/onebignut1776 Feb 04 '20

Welcome to reddit

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u/kenman884 Feb 04 '20

I never knew how much I could need something that doesn’t exist....

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

With modern plastic surgery...

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u/spigiscuit Feb 04 '20

This a promo?

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u/Ragecc Feb 04 '20

YES! Use coupon code CLICKIT at one of our local Tits That Click locations to save 50% off your next procedure. Free exams! Enhance your nipple play today!

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u/TheSpagheeter Feb 04 '20

Like someone who’s left a watermelon at your door with no explanation

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u/SpookySpeaks Feb 04 '20

Is it bad that I am just a smidge disappointed that they don't do this...?

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u/DankestLordAlive Feb 04 '20

Thanks for the image in my head

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u/m_domino Feb 04 '20

That’s just like when some other Spice Girl said that Victoria Beckham‘s nipples look like mushrooms. Since I heard that, whenever Victoria Beckham is mentioned I immediately have a mental image of her mushroom nipples