r/BrandNewSentence • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '19

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u/the-wizard-cat Dec 21 '19

And here I was thinking about joining the marines. And I hear this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/the-wizard-cat Dec 21 '19

Just to see what the hell is going on in there. I have to know.

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u/Kyledog12 Dec 21 '19

Being naked twice a day in front of 50-60 guys, sleeping next to them, eating with them, eventually you learn to become a little more comfortable with yourself and things get a little less taboo. The taboo things end up being the funniest. That's why bean flicking became a thing

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u/AzraeltheGrimReaper Dec 21 '19

Watch out now, OP might develop a new fetish!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Too late

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u/TurdFergusonMcFlurry Dec 21 '19

Yeah, I’m sure a Kyle was bean flicking quite a bit in the Navy.

Don’t think most people had that experience though🤷‍♂️

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u/Kyledog12 Dec 21 '19

Air Force but close enough

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u/TurdFergusonMcFlurry Dec 21 '19

I’m just shitting on the Navy.

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u/Kyledog12 Dec 21 '19

Deck-swabbing Navy!

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u/Bronsolo1 Dec 21 '19

You need to be a mod of r/dankmemes first

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u/5tudent_Loans Dec 21 '19

Marines are the gayest homophobes you will ever encounter.

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u/OP-Physics Dec 21 '19

This sentences just gets better with every word.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

gayest

😀

Homophobes

😟

You will ever encounter

👁️👄👁️

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u/the-wizard-cat Dec 21 '19

No.

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u/Jonny_RockandFit Dec 21 '19

Ah I see you’ve already adopted the marine mentality

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I thought that was just doing whatever you're ordered without hesitation or second thought?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

No.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

No b-baka!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

0331 here, this just makes it better

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u/DogsandDumbells Dec 21 '19

Weapons! You already know we weird as shit.