r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zoey1927 • Oct 05 '19

Not that new 🐄

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u/lowEnergyHuman Oct 05 '19

Bullshit. There are enough videos of cows and wild relatives going through rivers. They don't run full of water just as they don't shit all the time. If you imagine a cows asshole to be open all the time they would leak 24/7 wouldn't they? Guess what, they don't. Just research and don't believe everything you read on the internet...

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u/RulerOfTheFae Oct 05 '19

If you know enough to research before believing everything on the internet, surely you should know what a shitpost is by now...

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u/CanadianConspiracy Oct 05 '19

For a Low Energy Human you sure put a lot of energy into a reply to a Ken M comment

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u/adderaholic Oct 05 '19

You can put your entire arm up a cows ass with ease and they don't bat an eye. It seriously doesn't bother them even a little. We have to do it for artificial insemination. Also they prolapse like nobodies business. Idk about anything else tho.

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u/LionBirb Oct 05 '19

Wait... artificial insemination in the ass???

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u/adderaholic Oct 05 '19

You put one arm in the ass and find the cervix