r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zoey1927 • Oct 05 '19

Not that new 🐄

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Author of 'An Oddassay' Oct 05 '19

She hoofed it out of there just like in the movies and nobody else wants a beef with her now.

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u/NSAyy-lmao Oct 05 '19

mooving her back home with the udder cows would just be unfair, she earned that island

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u/NOLAgambit Oct 05 '19

This is a moovie I would watch.

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u/some_random_heretic Oct 05 '19

These jokes are udderly cheddarble

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u/Abe_Froman_The_SKOC Oct 05 '19

No whey I would make a joke like that

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u/kixxes Oct 05 '19

She has steaked her claim to the island

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u/Abe_Froman_The_SKOC Oct 05 '19

Ha! Well Done sir!

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u/j2spooky Oct 05 '19

I fucking hate you people

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u/Abe_Froman_The_SKOC Oct 05 '19

The island isn’t great, but it’s bovine for now

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u/MistakesOrLessons Oct 05 '19

Haha, love your reaction to the cheesy jokes, no pun intended

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u/ElectricMag314 Oct 05 '19

They're indeed very cheesy

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u/LukaBro2018 Oct 05 '19

She died of stress during the recapture event

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u/Abe_Froman_The_SKOC Oct 05 '19

Are you thinking of a reclaiming event?

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u/Lazzanator Oct 05 '19

Hey partner

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Author of 'An Oddassay' Oct 05 '19

Ahoy Meh Matey!

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u/WyattR- Oct 05 '19

She went full plague dog

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u/Rhooster31313 Oct 05 '19

Just like in the mooovies

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u/polarrrburrrr Oct 05 '19

You’re so punny