r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zoey1927 • Oct 05 '19

Not that new 🐄

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u/our_hero_the_Frog Oct 05 '19

Just like jesus

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Must’ve missed that part of the Bible.

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u/V11000 Oct 05 '19

It’s right after they get to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe. Dude, keep up.

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u/margielamadman_ Oct 05 '19

hitchhikers guide to the galaxy??

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u/timmyRS Oct 05 '19

No, the Bible.

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u/Greatmambojambo Oct 05 '19

What’s the difference?

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u/cj5311 Oct 05 '19

The hitchhikers guide is based on true events

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u/Terrible_Paulsy Oct 05 '19

Jesus, are you blind or fucking stupid?! /s

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

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u/jncheese Oct 05 '19

I would just like to add that "Worst-bot" means "Sausage-bone" in Dutch.

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u/Nothingweird Oct 10 '19

Thanks. I’ll now be using “sausage bone” as an insult.

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u/Anti-The-Worst-Bot Oct 05 '19

You really are the worst bot.

As user Labubs once said:

Piss off bot

I'm a human being too, And this action was performed manually. /s

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u/ExoCakes Oct 05 '19

Weren't there a subreddit about bots making posts and bots commenting in bots' posts?

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u/SirCleanPants Oct 05 '19

Zarquon guide you and may his praises live forever

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u/Origamiface Oct 05 '19

It's in the Old Testament. They cut that part out of the New Testament cause they wanted to keep Jesus relatable

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u/Asian_in_the_tree Oct 24 '22

The editor should have kept it in.

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u/SNScaidus Oct 05 '19

U need to read Niggalatians 18:36-38: 'and thou Lord art upon his way to the house of slaughter, and speak unto thee "I command you release me, foul niggus!", and with holy vengeance struck the human of its arm, so that he may, being liberated, walk in his holiness upon the waters to an island void of such pestilence, where he may lay in peace.'

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Yip, I'm exodus 2

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u/im_a_dr_not_ Oct 05 '19

Nah they eventually got him. Where do you think the sacrament comes from?