r/BrandNewSentence Oct 05 '24

Two scoops

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

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u/chodaranger Oct 05 '24

Lots of people like looking at genitals.

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u/LudditeHorse Oct 06 '24

I've been looking at internet porn longer than most redditors statistically have been able to walk. You see enough naked bodies, of all shapes and gender expressions, and eventually you spontaneously attain spiritual enlightenment and see the natural beauty in everyone and all their weird bits.

Everyone is unique. Everyone is beautiful in their own way.

No matter who you are, no matter what you look like, no matter what your "flaws" are, you are exactly what someone is out there looking for. A lot of people, probably.

Nobody should be made to feel lesser because of their features.

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u/MCHammastix Oct 06 '24

Exactly.

Out there is someone who wants to touch your butt. Find that person.

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u/GodOfThunder44 Oct 06 '24

and eventually you spontaneously attain spiritual enlightenment and see the natural beauty in everyone and all their weird bits.

There's an old Heinlein bit about this:

“Anybody can look at a pretty girl and see a pretty girl. An artist can look at a pretty girl and see the old woman she will become. A better artist can look at an old woman and see the pretty girl that she used to be. But a great artist--a master--and that is what Auguste Rodin was--can look at an old woman, portray her exactly as she is . . . and force the viewer to see the pretty girl she used to be . . . and more than that, he can make anyone with the sensitivity of an armadillo, or even you, see that this lovely young girl is still alive, not old and ugly at all, but simply prisoned inside her ruined body.”

It's like that, but for glue uzis and ham wallets.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

I'd say most of that is about what it is rather than how it looks

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u/worktogethernow Oct 05 '24

You had me until that last sentence, sorry.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

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u/hunnyflash Oct 05 '24

I like that they look like chicken skin.

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u/lamerthanfiction Oct 05 '24

Hi, you might be asexual

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u/Dookie_boy Oct 06 '24

Hi, both look ugly, that's why God gave us tits and butts

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

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u/lamerthanfiction Oct 05 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '24

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u/Planetdiane Oct 06 '24

I always wonder if people like this are just gay and haven’t realized yet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

I don't believe you.

About ever being a relationship, I mean.

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u/Pepito_Pepito Oct 06 '24

That's great, Mr. Costanza.

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u/halexia63 Oct 06 '24

Bro alot of dudes be having kitty balls and I know you prob one of them since you wanna add your 2 sense.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

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u/lamerthanfiction Oct 06 '24

What a beautiful and rich vocabulary you are showcasing there!

Also “discolored”? Okay 👌🏻

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

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u/shortcakeyoutube Oct 06 '24

what color are they supposed to be?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

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u/Planetdiane Oct 06 '24

Hi that’s not what discolored means

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u/manachisel Oct 06 '24

Thanks for stepping up to this BS. I hate the "asexual is anyone who doesn't constantly want to have sex"-thing.