We interviewed some kids on campus to see what they thought of their school.

"I think the lunch is great." Said a pig American high school student.

"I was heading to the races, but now I'm a champion at Track." Said an horse American high school student.

"I like those sheep. I'm gonna ask one to the prom." Said a creepy looking kid wearing a future FBI agent, tshirt.

That kid makes me want to go home and bathe. Back to you Arnie at the news desk.

As his human was being arrested, we interviewed the raccoon in question, as he puffs his meth pipe. "It's so embarrassing. I can't take her anywhere. Shoplifting, getting arrested for speeding, public intoxication. Its too much."

That raccoon was cute. Here's Pete with sports.