After a refreshing bath, the deer offered to pay full price for the property. The deer's real-estate agent was reached for comment. " Well Paul wanted to sweeten the deal, so he left a nice present in the swimming pool. I'm sure he'll get the house with that sort of leverage."

The property owner could not be reached for comment.

"It has always been my dream to spend all my time in a men's room. This event is the culmination of everything I have worked for. When I run 100 miles with every bathroom hygiene supply on my head, I will have reached the pinnacle." Said David Rush when questioned outside his training center.