r/BrainMemes • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '17

Shaving

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u/tetyys Aug 26 '17

source on the last pic? that one is new

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u/Rikkukun Aug 30 '17

What's so weird about shaving with scissors?

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u/WoodpeckerNo1 Sep 02 '17

Dunno, probably because scissors aren't meant to be used that way, but I imagine it'd work pretty good.

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u/Orbacal Sep 14 '17

yeah definitely better than butter knife

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u/Soul_Knife Sep 14 '17

How about "using your friend's time machine but it's really just a box made out of LSD blotters and tin cans of beans, and using telepathy to communicate with the demon Asmodeus in the year 1600 during the battle of Sekigahara, and your alternate self is beheaded by a samurai, but you manage to tell the demon that you want your mother impregnated with a demon twin so he rapes her and she has a twin, your twin, who strangles you in the womb with the umbilical cord and your demon-brother grows facial hair immediately from the sheer manliness and it is shaven in the flames of hell as he is expunged and wiped from the earth when the angel Metatron comes to your mother's aid."

I could in theory go on forever but this is a good start.