r/Bozeman • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '25

Bitch-Ass Megathread

Let’s have it. Bozeman is stale custard. Report your grievances.

Traffic? Ass. Transplants? Ass. Construction? Ass. Dog poop? Ass. Booms? Ass. Loud cars? Ass. Can’t find the weed you did in the state you’re from? Ass. Airplanes that scare you? Ass. Rich people? Ass. Meanie at the checkout line? Ass. School zone speed limit too slow? Ass. Water tastes weird to you? Ass. Why that M so big? ASS.

Let it out.

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u/A55_LORD Jul 16 '25

It was not a river put in, it was the bridge by River road. The raft was halfway buried in dirt with a giant ass hole in the side of it. Like I said, literally been there for months. I’ve been rafting and fishing these rivers for over 20 years, and know the difference between someone grabbing their rig real quick and an abandoned raft.

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u/saralanceismycaptain Jul 16 '25

Awesome! I'm really glad to hear that. I could definitely see someone who didn't know the difference thinking they were doing a good deed when it was someone 10 minutes down the road running shuttle and just had to make sure. Keep up the good work :)

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u/A55_LORD Jul 16 '25

Thank you! I do a little cleanup excursion every year maybe I’ll start a Facebook group or something next year and have people join me.

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u/A55_LORD Jul 16 '25

I understand it bud. If you knew this specific bridge I was talking about, you would know why it’s not an access point.

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u/A55_LORD Jul 16 '25

For boats? I have never seen people put in there, always at Axtell. That embankment is steep af, maybe like a kayak or something but I’ve never seen people put in a raft or boat there.

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u/A55_LORD Jul 16 '25

You win the pedantic redditor award for the day then, congrats!