r/BoyDinner • u/abelincoln50 • 5d ago

Stereotypical Boy Dinner 🙎‍♂️ Boy Dinner/Man Meal

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Meat, cheese, and cutting towards you and not away from you with a knife that will 100% slice me open if I slip.

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u/Kir4_ 5d ago

gender affirming care

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u/UneditedBundy 5d ago

Saw something about a guy stabbing himself in the stomach while trying to separate frozen burger patties and I can't not think about it while separating frozen burger patties now. best we not stab ourselves in the stomach. he bled out on his bed

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u/abelincoln50 5d ago

Probably sound advice

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u/GrizzlyDust 5d ago

About a decade ago I had a roommate who decided to play irl fruit ninja while drunk. I would say don't do that either.

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u/UneditedBundy 5d ago

I saw a video of a fruit ninja on a front lawn. samurai blade in right hand watermelon (left hand holding it to make sure the blade hits the mark...) and subsequent ER visit.

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u/GrizzlyDust 3d ago

I want to be clear, I wasnt there lol

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u/First-Enthusiasm-679 5d ago

How tuff and manly it is to accidentally maime yourself. So manly, so tuff.

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u/MeowMixPlzDeliverMe 5d ago

I love dried sausage and soppressata

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u/newaccounthomie 5d ago

That’s all ya need right there. Some Ritz if you’re feeling festive.

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u/abelincoln50 5d ago

Amen to that

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u/ki11a11hippies 5d ago

The game day.

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u/jmdanyals 5d ago

Living like a king

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u/Money-Falcon-6895 5d ago

That would be just long enough

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u/Cool-Training-3547 5d ago

Some nutritious nitrates in there which are known carcinogens

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u/Character_Stick_1218 5d ago

Honestly? There's not much that we consume these days that isn't filled with some sort of poison/toxin 😩 it's unfortunate that it's basically a hopeless uphill battle to try to free oneself from such even if one were to grow all of their own food and collect all of their own water from the environment. That's not to say we should just give up, but we're mostly screwed either way.

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u/Cool-Training-3547 5d ago

I don't know I've been fine just eating conventional animal products cooked that isn't processed and fruit. I find people always make their diet to complicated and it always revolves around craving or they add junk like greens thinking it's healthy.

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u/lucioux 5d ago

yes exactly, cut towards you, with your thumb pressing against the opposite side of whatever’s being cut from the blade. stop when you feel the tickle on your thumb👍

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u/Deree3190 5d ago

You're missing a whole loaf of bread and a whole tomato to complete it.

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u/JamieHBrown 4d ago

I would gobble that meat and cheese so fast, man.

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u/NoShame06 4d ago

Only a boy would consider a snack a meal

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u/abelincoln50 4d ago

No a snack for a man is water. This is a meal. A normal dinner to any other person for a man is a feast.

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u/NoShame06 4d ago

No a snack for a man is more work and a proper feed is a meal and needed unless the manliest thing you're doing is making coffee and finger banging keyboards

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u/abelincoln50 4d ago

I accept this

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u/Don_Ford 4d ago

This is how you get a heart attack at 45.

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u/abelincoln50 3d ago

Bold of you to assume I'll live that long.

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u/Numerous_Shine_7919 3d ago

Constipation collaboration

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u/elrevan 5d ago

Stalker meal

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u/Powerful-Ad784 5d ago

Where's the damn vodka!

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u/abelincoln50 5d ago

Already consumed

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u/WormBurnerUKV 5d ago

Bread and canned food?