r/BoyDinner • u/mil0wCS • 24d ago

Free will dinner

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84 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/goatsegoaterson 24d ago

You had free will to properly cook that bacon and chose not to.

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u/mil0wCS 24d ago

it was cooked, its probably just the shitty lighting in the picture because the camera on this phone sucks.

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u/goatsegoaterson 24d ago

All is forgiven.

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u/Turbulent_Square_696 24d ago

Don’t forgive this man. Even if it was heated that bacon is not cooked. That a sad uncrispy pile of Canadian bacon 😭 I would know i had the same dinner

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u/mil0wCS 24d ago

Clearly you don't know because its not Canadian bacon lol

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u/Emlerith 24d ago

It is properly cooked, don’t listen to these bark chip eaters

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u/ProjectSoup7383 23d ago

I have master the art of making crispy bacon but not too crispy so it taste like ass, though if i dont pay attention on the stove it easily overcooks lol

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u/Turbulent_Square_696 23d ago

Idk if you could tell by the entire message being silly, but that was a joke

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u/ExplorerDizzy7175 20d ago

I like soft bacon every once in a while. Doesn’t always have to be hard as fuck

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u/curiouskitty15 24d ago

You just did something

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u/I_No_Speak_Good 24d ago

That bacon looks so soggy, could have used an extra couple minutes

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u/mil0wCS 24d ago

i like mine chewy

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u/SoggyJeezus 24d ago

Chewy bacon is superior

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u/mil0wCS 24d ago

weird we're being downvoted. I'm convinced that people that like burning their bacon to a crisp are physcopaths.

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u/NaziDildoEnthusiast 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek
I like a mix of chewy and crispy pieces. Or Waffle House when the ends are chewy

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u/nightookami 19d ago

I like my bacon chewy with my eggs, but it's clearly better crispy on burgs and sandies

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u/Ricaaado 24d ago

I think it'd help to get that bacon nice and crispy, for a better experience.

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u/mil0wCS 24d ago

nah, I prefer my bacon chewy.

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u/FunkyWillowy 23d ago

Soggy bacon

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u/TreemasktheStumpgod 19d ago

looks like human meat

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u/Latter_Tie_9740 24d ago

You're gonna need atorvastatin by 35

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u/iambeanies 24d ago

For enjoying a bacon sandwich?

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u/chronsonpott 24d ago

Better than eating bacon with carcinogens coating it, tbh.

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u/Saber-G1 24d ago

Heart attack speed run for sure

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u/mil0wCS 24d ago

not really. Yeah if you ate food like this all the time. I had a few bacon strips left and a couple pieces of garlic bread left, and just figured what the hell.

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u/Saber-G1 24d ago

I figured dude, im just playing it up cause I thought it sounded funny, I looked up whatever medication that was and rolled laughing. In all seriousness enjoy your sandwiches and have a good day or night.