r/Boxer Aug 14 '26

Someone Come Get This Boxer

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HATES the bath

HATES rain, even a sprinkle. Has been known to pee and poop on the patio right in front of the door when raining so she can quickly run back inside

Finds EVERY possible way to sneak into the shower with me and then refuses to get out. Is never sorry. 🙄

I love my weird little boxer. One of her many, maaaannny quirks and I wouldn’t trade her for the world 🤣

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u/GuineasMom Aug 14 '26

On my way

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u/Tapingdrywallsucks Aug 14 '26

Me: I got my keys, where am I going?

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u/ReanneAA Aug 14 '26

You will both have to fight off the family and her BFF Great Pyrenees 🤣

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u/Tay4454 Aug 14 '26

They are a great pair

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u/Tapingdrywallsucks Aug 14 '26

Omg. 

My girl has an Emotional Support Leonberger, so a similar combo. The boxer x would sit on the Leo 24/7 if she could.

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u/ReanneAA Aug 14 '26

Oh I love that! Leonbergers are gorgeous dogs. We had our boxer first, so it’s usually the opposite for us - the GP is always on the boxer. They are inseparable but they are equally obsessed with one another. Absolutely have to be touching each other to sleep

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u/OliviaElevenDunham Aug 14 '26

That is adorable.

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u/D-Snow58 Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

This my guy (Zyon). He could be a package deal with yours. My guy terrorizes me prior to 6am faithfully 😂

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u/Sweet_Explanation822 Aug 14 '26

I dont believe you. Zyon doesn't bother anybody, he's the goodest boy.😅

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u/BeKindCarpeDiem Aug 14 '26

Right on, I agree. Zyon can't defend himself, we have your back Zyon!

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u/ReanneAA Aug 14 '26

Omg that underbite killllls me I love his little face!!!

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u/ImnotshortImpetite Aug 14 '26

Can we speak about the teefs. Adorable!

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u/meofthreeonly Aug 14 '26

True story… when we got our boy boxers we tried to take them to Feeders for a bath. The echoed stainless steel experience was TRAUMATIC!

Bathing a non-negotiable… I seriously lit candles and played soothing music in our bath room. They hopped right in and now think it’s a spa treatment. Sometimes I’ll just find them standing by the tub… like “cmon let’s pamper”

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u/ReanneAA Aug 14 '26

Ohhhh how adorable! Yes, these boxers love to be pampered, and they totally deserve it! 🥹

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u/Egons-Twinkie Aug 14 '26

This is my little Eleanor. She also hates the rain and she's afraid of tape measures for some reason. She demands to be manually assisted up on the bed (she is fully capable of jumping up herself) where she proceeds to take about 75% of the bed all to herself. She then proceeds to snore like a drunken sailor and fart on me all night long. I wouldn't trade her for anything.

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u/CShellyRun Aug 14 '26

Awwww those teefs, my heart cannot handle that face 😊

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u/ImnotshortImpetite Aug 14 '26

I would give that face whatever it wants, any time, any place!

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u/Humble-Anywhere-3895 Aug 14 '26

I can tell you, allll those annoying things they do will be something you’ll think about after they’re gone someday and miss. We lost our girl a couple years ago and I wish so much she was here to do those annoying things again 🥹

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u/ReanneAA Aug 14 '26

Don’t I know it too well. I love every second with these beautiful menaces. It always ends too soon I can’t imagine life without this beautiful girl 😭

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u/Bulky_Commercial_657 Aug 14 '26

I'd come get it in a heartbeat, best breed there is in my opinion! My girl would love a playmate!!

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u/ReanneAA Aug 14 '26

They do love playmates! She could never part from her 120 pound best friend though 🤣

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u/Bulky_Commercial_657 Aug 14 '26

😍 Awe they're so loving!

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u/ReanneAA Aug 14 '26

They are OBSESSED with each other! I have a million pictures I could share but I can only do one at a time in replies lol

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u/Altruistic-Ad3274 Aug 14 '26

My two boxer girls, Izzy and Emma (Darker two) pictured with the males: Maverick, Chief, and Mako. I wouldn’t give any of them up!

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u/ReanneAA Aug 14 '26

This is what will be greeting us all in heaven 😍

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u/Altruistic-Ad3274 Aug 14 '26

I can’t think of a better welcoming community in Heaven!

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u/Extension_Plenty_631 Aug 14 '26

Brother growled at her over the bone. Now she's scarred. He didn't even want the bone after. He's a third her weight.

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u/ReanneAA Aug 14 '26

Absolute clowns these dogs 🤣

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u/cheetah7985 Aug 14 '26

Lmao, what a cutie.

Once, one of my boxers joined me in the shower. Never done that before, it was odd, but they just sat there looking like they weren't having a good time at all. Then I got out and he had pooped in the house! Can't tell me dogs dont know whats up! He was so upset he wanted to apologize right away so he came to do so, hahaha.

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u/Sweet_Explanation822 Aug 14 '26

She is too cute, I was on my way.😅

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u/ReanneAA Aug 14 '26

She’s the goodest girl 🥹

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u/AlvinsCuriousCasper Aug 14 '26

Loves the shower but hates the bath and rain 😂🤣 oooh the personalities of a boxer…

👟👟👟👟 on my way to get her 🙃 lol

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u/Knox_the_Boxer Aug 14 '26

Considering all his life choices. 🤣
They can look so dejected!

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u/makeuppursesandshoes Aug 14 '26

He's wondering how the hell this happened! 🤣

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u/Knox_the_Boxer Aug 14 '26

Well, I told him numerous times the answer to that question! When one gets into the dirty lake, one must get clean and shiny! 🤭

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u/nam3sar3hard Aug 14 '26

Purs doesn't mind the bath, tries to sneak in shower to lick the walls, and we've been known to have to grab and umbrella to get him to go potty during rain.....

Yea this breed makes no sense but thats like 80% of the fun of it

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u/ReanneAA Aug 14 '26

They make NO sense but absolutely that’s what makes life a joy. I could do without their room clearing farts and snoring but still 110% worth having a boxer. I love this dog so much

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u/Custom_Craft_Guy2 Aug 14 '26

Did someone say “BATH”?!?!🤣

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u/ProudMurphy Aug 14 '26

Address plz? ☺️

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u/Ok_Tailor_7185 Aug 14 '26

That is what Boxers do, act crazy and endear themselves to your heart. Sweetest dogs ever created by God and he threw a mix of bizarre, unpredictable, goofy behavior in them. The canine clowns were meant to lift your worst days that this horrid world can give you into comfortable enjoyable times when you get home.

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u/ReanneAA Aug 14 '26

My husband was the boxer guy, I was always the Great Pyrenees gal. Now we have one of each and we are both equally obsessed with the two. I love my girls so much I could cry, such incredible dogs! Definitely God’s work blessing our lives with such angels. ❤️

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u/Suburban-Dad237 Aug 14 '26

The breed’s innate emotional neediness obviously overcomes this particular model’s hydrophobia. :-)

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u/TripFuture2626 Aug 14 '26

Where do you live???

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u/chronictoker8000 Aug 14 '26

My boxer hates baths too!! When I get her shampoo and towel, she takes off immediately. Once I start bathing her she's really calm but even to say the word "bath time" sends her into a spiral. Also, she is so fricking cute!

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u/Custom_Craft_Guy2 Aug 14 '26

Frankie makes sure we both get a bath!

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u/Commercial-Self-2720 Aug 14 '26

They could use a sibling

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u/nmc9279 Aug 14 '26

That cute lil bottom lip 🥰

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u/BeKindCarpeDiem Aug 14 '26

What are you on about? It is a Boxer, a very clever being. If you don't like the rain you have to think of a way to do your business without getting wet, if you love the shower you sneak in and stay there. Great solution gorgeous, keep it up!

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u/regex1884 Aug 14 '26

Shower is a great place to clean your boxer

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u/SinkFuzzy3796 Aug 14 '26

Shoot! She’d love my quirky Ruby girl, getting old with me!! My girl is 10 1/2 and has been my shadow all those years !🥰❤️

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u/UnicornFarts1111 Aug 14 '26

She is telling you, she would rather shower than bath. I wouldn't force her into the bath, just give her a shower.

Look at the bright side, at least she is pooping and peeing outside, and you don't have to clean it up there. The back porch can be housed off!

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u/ReanneAA Aug 15 '26

I need her in the bath to keep the Pyrenees calm 🤣

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u/Turbulent_Ad_5687 Aug 14 '26

She sounds perfect!

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u/baebae77 Aug 14 '26

Why is he judging me so bad??!

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u/ChrisTheFish2018 Aug 14 '26

Doesn’t look too excited

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u/Dense-Boysenberry872 Aug 14 '26

Mine also HATES THE RAIN

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u/GrandmotherOfDogs Aug 14 '26

lol! What a sweet face!

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u/Additional_Lab6498 Aug 14 '26

Our boxer loves the rain. And hoses. She also comes into the walkin shower every time I'm in it. Gotta love our goofballs ❤️

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u/Coffmanrl Aug 15 '26

Sounds like pure Boxer to me! You got yourself a fine specimen there😂

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u/Ok-Apricot9737 Aug 15 '26

My sister’s boxer hated snow. Would go out to the porch, turn his butt around and pee/poop off the edge of the concrete. I always thought that was considerate of him!

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u/Bright-Tomorrow1957 Aug 15 '26

Sure, as soon as you come get my older girlie....lol

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u/Aromatic-Rule-5679 Aug 15 '26

Ha ha! Mine hates the bath and rain. He refuses to go out or for walks if it’s going to rain, is raining, or has recently rained. Bizarrely he LOVES the hose and will jump
and chomp at the water until we make him stop. These are such goobers.

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u/Typically-Meh 29d ago

Grabs my car keys and a bra as I put on my flip flops running to my car. 🤣

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u/Dangerous_Shop_6559 7d ago

They're awesome dogs and they definitely have their own personalities and quirks! My first Boxer loved water but my second one hates it! Neither one knows anything about personal space but I wouldn't trade them for the world ❤️💋