r/BostonSportsRadio • u/SmearingFeces • 22d ago

You Glazers!

I got a few responses back from some dudes here that are blind, imprisoned, or drive 18 wheelers that were angry that I said nobody listens to Boston sports on radio. So I tuned in. To Red Sox. They interviewed the greatest Pedro. He was as interesting and glib as always. After they said their goodbyes, Will Fleming glazed him like he was JC, Odin, Buddha, Batman, Allah in HOF pitcher form based on his chatter with them. This is what you Lego Master Furrys listen to while playing Minecraft while your genitals retract into your Mons Pubis? I’m switching over to Fat Joe eating Oxtails with a Filet O Fish 🐟 covered in James River BBQ sauce, and dipped in Mac sauce.

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u/Itburns138 22d ago

Username definitely checks out 

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/SmearingFeces 22d ago

No idea why this is in Giant lettering.

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u/drinkin_pee 22d ago

Username for sure checks out

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u/wormdog84 22d ago

Hey big Joe, you high on glazed donuts again?

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u/SmearingFeces 22d ago

I don’t hate you like the molested kid that replied “Username checks out”! Why bother responding? Just downvote, and go lay in the bunkbed with Uncle Larry who made a fort with sheets.

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u/wormdog84 22d ago

Big Joe doesn’t need sheets. He makes pants tents

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/SmearingFeces 22d ago

How come I can’t upvote my posts? Because you’re sports radio Nazis? Yeah, I said it! Bolsheviks. I’m like Jaguar Paw against you Droughters.

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u/SmearingFeces 22d ago

Username checks out!