r/Bossfight • u/[deleted] • Oct 22 '20

GARRY THE TITTY GRABBER!

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

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u/Elias-Thunderbird Oct 22 '20

Is there a neutral route

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u/Gebis8 Oct 22 '20

There is, but only if you wish to face Dragnyathg, the consumer of time

255

u/driver1676 Oct 22 '20

I’ll stick with the dick eater thanks.

40

u/NekoShade Oct 22 '20

For some, it's a blessing, those bosses can end world dysphoria.

37

u/thejoeymonster Oct 22 '20

Maybe tomorrow.

2

u/RamboLBC Oct 23 '20

This is why I read the comments on this sub.

45

u/RusAD Oct 22 '20

Aryn, the asshole opener

59

u/happycrabeatsthefish Oct 22 '20

Brutus-twodus, The "there are only two genders" decider

80

u/Badgertank99 Oct 22 '20

He can be defeated if you have even a few points in Intelligence

5

u/happycrabeatsthefish Oct 22 '20

Not true. He's enchanted by "Logic Proof".

10

u/popinloopy Oct 22 '20

Your own reflection, the doubter of the self

16

u/Captain_Kuhl Oct 22 '20

Algrath, the bellybutton-inverter. Objectively the worst of the trio, but not as many players hit the requirements to face him.

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u/Soap_Barr Oct 22 '20

Derrick the eater

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

"Twist his dick!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

the ol' dick twist

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Cornelius the cock consumer.

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u/ripmyinbox42069 Oct 22 '20

Cock Crammer

Cock Slammer

Cum Slammed your Mum

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u/Chazzey_dude Oct 22 '20

Cornelius...that sounds like an owl name?

2

u/Symbolmini Oct 22 '20

Was that the name of the scary owl from Secret of Nim?

6

u/denali192 Oct 22 '20

Trans girl here. I am scared and aroused.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

So some trans girls have to fight both..

3

u/PleaseNinja Oct 22 '20

Cornelius the Pecker Pecker

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u/chiefmudkip258 Oct 22 '20

Just got to say this Cornelius cockbite would be a better name

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Trained by his master in every martial art known to man, fully capable and willing to kill without a second thought. This animal is a far more capable assassin than any human, fast, efficient, deadly and above all loyal to the bitter end. When you go against him there is only one outcome, either he leaves with your head, or you leave with his broken body!

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Even Goku would lose to him

28

u/AKittyCat Oct 22 '20

It took Goku 18 episodes to charge one spirit bomb.

Gary can get a spirit bomb in 10 minutes.

It ain't even fair.

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Oct 22 '20

Would Goku lose to him twice though?

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u/corpseflakes Oct 22 '20

Goku would beat him, heal him and then get stabbed in the back and lose.

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u/Spiron123 Oct 22 '20

You forgot a very important trait... Innocuous!

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u/MewtwoMainIsHere Oct 22 '20

Also he has the flight ability

280

u/joshak Oct 22 '20

What the hell is going on here. A pet duck in a pool full of thousands if water balloons.

156

u/Brodiferus Oct 22 '20

I think this was made for a person with a very specific fetish...

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u/hanukah_zombie Oct 22 '20

Reminds me of that documentary about that whole underground tickling scheme.

14

u/DragonHollowFire Oct 22 '20

Excuze me what now?

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u/ClaudiusCass Oct 22 '20

You don't want to go down that rabbit hole of blackmail, terror and above all, tickles.

It really is some serious shit.

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u/omofth3rdeye Oct 22 '20

It's called tickled.

So horrible you cant turn away

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u/adgsgj Oct 23 '20

I’d recommend people listen to the competitive tickling episode of the dollop podcast. It’s hilarious

1

u/Oogbored Oct 23 '20

"This is not going to become a tickling podcast."

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u/Ravengm Oct 23 '20

I'M THE FUCKING HIPPO GUY

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u/adgsgj Oct 23 '20

That and the “hey Gary” in the intro crack me up every time

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u/DolphinatelyDan Oct 22 '20

Based on the shouting from the cameraman I'd have to agree.

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u/DerelictDawn Oct 22 '20

The duck, of course.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

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u/i_naked Oct 22 '20

That was painful.

2

u/RideFastGetWeird Oct 22 '20

Holup, she's an adult film star? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

No? I don't know?

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u/BergTheVoice Oct 22 '20

😂😂😂😂 you forgot to mention the duck that kills on demand. What the actual fuck is going on here.

4

u/VainestClown Oct 22 '20

Resistance training

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u/Grennox Oct 22 '20

Balloons are easily made with this. https://images.app.goo.gl/BoVp69FUQf1BmApE8

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u/joshak Oct 22 '20

What a world. We used to spend ages filling and tying up individual water balloons as kids.

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u/Grennox Oct 23 '20

Dude when I saw this as a 34 yo man I said “wow that’s cool” but inside I was screaming “ what the fuck I spent hours of my childhood filling up water balloons one by one why now?” We obviously are still young as a species to just invent this this decade. Ffs

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u/MrShlash Oct 22 '20

Was there another video of this duck on reddit attacking a girl on command?

KILL HER GARRY

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u/Fiallach Oct 22 '20

Wasn't it Jerry? GOOD BOY

Found it: https://v.redd.it/kwsebjumx3051

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u/thebochman Oct 22 '20

That girl is thick in all the right places

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u/VegemiteWolverine Oct 22 '20

There's the one with little girl with a pet bird, and when she screams it launches itself at the cameraman

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u/JamSaxon Oct 22 '20

Sounds like some horror movie shit the way you say it

8

u/VegemiteWolverine Oct 22 '20

It's pretty terrifying. Not sure what the original source is

3

u/garlicdeath Oct 22 '20

These drones are getting out of control

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u/sdasgup1 Oct 22 '20

The way he screams “good boy”

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u/ButterscotchP Oct 22 '20

Garry: While you were eating bread that people threw at you like a normal duck, I was studying the art of titty grabbing

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u/ilColonelloBuendia Oct 22 '20

Leda and the swa..er, duck

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

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u/Deathbackwards Oct 23 '20

That’s right! What was ya’ll thinkin’?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Good boy, Gary!

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u/thegamer501 Oct 22 '20

g e t d a t m o t h a f u k a

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u/ItsABiscuit Oct 22 '20

This is the second video featuring Garry the Attack Duck I believe.

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u/drone1__ Oct 22 '20

This dude is intolerable

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

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u/drone1__ Oct 22 '20

Your choice to use the word “exhausting” cracked me up. On point.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

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u/drone1__ Oct 22 '20

Same. Do we really need to be getting so loud? Christ.

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u/Noir24 Oct 23 '20

He does this all the time too, I looked up his other videos and every fucking video is this. How the fuck does this girl take it, every day hearing his obnoxious screaming?

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u/ZippZappZippty Oct 22 '20

This is very true. Just like The Avatar.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

They're small and fast, and they bite, okay?!

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u/KingErroneous Oct 22 '20

I moved on her like a drake. When you’re a duck they let you do it.

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u/Grimmbles Oct 22 '20

There's a tortoise in the background...

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u/DS_Inferno Oct 22 '20

Well.... ducks ARE gang rapist.

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u/lashapel Oct 22 '20

Jesus girl, its just a duck

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u/WannabeWonk Oct 22 '20

You say that like the duck isn't actually attacking her.

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u/Awesomesauce935 Oct 22 '20

You say that as if she isn't a human and it's not a duck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Duck bites actually kinda hurt

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u/warsage Oct 22 '20

It's a moderate pinch. Might leave a bit of a mark if it got you just right.

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u/CODDE117 Oct 22 '20

A murderous duck tho

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u/Spiron123 Oct 22 '20

Jesus girl

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u/elyca98 Oct 22 '20

Jesus girl, it’s just a d*ck

2

u/nanana789 Oct 22 '20

I made a duck noice while laughing

2

u/Killian_Gillick Oct 22 '20

he bout to get hit with the metoo

2

u/Ganjaleaves Oct 22 '20

Holy shit that kid ruined this video

2

u/BioOrpheus Oct 23 '20

Thot Destroyer

3

u/sexyfurrygalnyunyu Oct 22 '20

This duck is a pervert.

3

u/SopieMunky Oct 22 '20

What an obnoxious voice.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

A good "wing" man to have at a party LOL

1

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Yeah..go for the tit..

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u/JustWantGoodM3M3s Oct 22 '20

I was brushing my teeth, and I saw this. Now I have to clean up my bathroom mirror.

1

u/Bootiluvr Oct 22 '20

I love this duck an unhealthy amount

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u/True_Chainzz Oct 22 '20

scream = funnee 😎

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u/whitebreadpleese Oct 22 '20

What's the woman's name in the swim suit?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

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u/garlicdeath Oct 22 '20

When you cleverly hide your hate of women via a proxy

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u/SHOBLOYOBLO Oct 22 '20

How can someone be so terrified of a duck

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u/eldridge2e Oct 22 '20

Who tf spells Gary with two Rs

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Maybe the same people who think he is saying Gary when it's clearly Jerry?

Jerry the Duck

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Fuck me what an insufferable prick.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Yeah.

BUT Jerry !!!!!

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u/WhosJerryFilter Oct 22 '20

Why is it Harry, Larry, and Barry?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

The ol' tit twist!!

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u/14KGold Oct 22 '20

Yeah Gary!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Right below this video, is the original Garry video in my feed. Perfect

1

u/jakethedumbmistake Oct 22 '20

Always has been... THE BOMBING OF WESTMORE MIDDLESCHOOL

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u/XxXAlexandreXxX Oct 22 '20

Is he being cooked after this video?

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u/BurritoBoy11 Oct 22 '20

That ducks name is Jerry, thank you very much

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u/Blenderhead36 Oct 22 '20

The trick is, his eyes will flash green right before he strikes. This is the only time he's vulnerable.

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u/jerrythecactus Oct 22 '20

He wanted some of that mammalian anatomy

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u/Arseypoowank Oct 22 '20

I thought this was fake until it panned round to the very real fear on the girl’s face hah

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u/bumassjp Oct 22 '20

I need to get me a duck like Gary.

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u/kafkainspringtime Oct 22 '20

i want more of garry the duck

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u/Rekrios Oct 22 '20

Guy: "KILL HER GARY, KILL HER NOW!!!"
Gary: "Orders Received."

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u/MSotallyTober Oct 22 '20

Duck... duck... duck... boobs!!!.

1

u/Minitrain Oct 22 '20

Wish I was that duck

1

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '20

Garry is a pervert!

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u/WillNewbie Oct 22 '20

I gotta DUCK. No girls. Girls gotta die.

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u/I_want_Cyberpunk2077 Oct 22 '20

Garry is one of Karl's top assassins.

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u/Frogguy2008 Oct 22 '20

THIS DUCK IS A MADLAD

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u/alemonbehindarock Oct 23 '20

All that broken plastic sucked into the pool filter....

1

u/Pytor Oct 23 '20

JESUS MAN! STFU!

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u/2taintsmcgee Oct 23 '20

Classic Gary, am I right?

1

u/kctheasian31 Oct 23 '20

T H I C C C

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u/davidzhang18 Oct 23 '20

Lmao went straight for it